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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I really hope Drake actually drops the "cool guy" routine and actually turns this place upside down.

Until now every choice as been the safe, approved action. Time to go rogue.
His own fault for being a snake faggot like Emma.
At least, unlike Emma, he has the capacity and probably the will to actually do shit in front of people, but chooses not to. Because he is a faggot.
 
His own fault for being a snake faggot like Emma.
At least, unlike Emma, he has the capacity and probably the will to actually do shit in front of people, but chooses not to. Because he is a faggot.
Oh I agree. I think he's been a bitch this whole time.

If he's smart he'll un-fag himself and get to work.
 
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My boy comforting his friend.

I hope they stay besties after this ❤️
 
I think I have solidifed Bashir or the Twins as the ones I'd want to win this.

Bashir has consistently out competed everyone despite having the house at his throat the entire time. That's usually the trait of one of the first fish out of the house. He makes up the one end of fish I typically like. Plus he has been labeled as a snake and violent despite showing the most kindness to people.

The Twins have always tried to be entertaining even in the slow times and have showed they can hang with the crazier shit and come out the other end smiling. I think they've proved alot despite their stature. Plus they run bits without questioning it for a second.

Landon is fun and entertaining but the guy crumbles and is manipulated too easily. Feels like he could be a decent Jobe like drunken freeloader.

James Drake feels like the definition of "potential man" always edging, never climaxing. He consistently hitches himself to the losing horses and his plotting behind the scenes has amounted to zero wins, and all his allies gone. Him basically giving up during the Room VS Room Challenge made me lose respect for him. He's had his good moments though, I'm glad he is a contestent in this season.
There have been many things that've held Drake back this season, we'll have to see if he can shrug off he good guy act and fully commit to the tank, to embrace hellhouse.
 
Drake is a typical reality TV snake and Bashir is socially savvy in his own way. Bashir seems more genuine overall yet I feel like him working to lift the spirits of Landon and Blane is a social move that he feels is beneficial for him to do personally more than it is about making them feel good.
There are a lot of leaders out there like this, it isn't necessarily a bad thing but it can seem psycho.

As I type this, Bashir is talking to Landon and James Drake away from the others, saying that Binx and Laura are not their friends, to not to rely on them. With James Drake and Landon feeling let down, they're more susceptible to this sort of manipulation. It's hard for me to tell when Bashir is playing a game, being sincere or both.
 
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I love how Blane has become a triplet. I think it's sweet. They're talking about checking on Bashir :)
 
Blane got a love letter from his mom and read it in the market a few minutes ago. Does anyone have a recording? The director cam missed it.
 
Jet being gentle with Laura and telling her to stop because of her bypass. She feels she let her team down.

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There have been many things that've held Drake back this season, we'll have to see if he can shrug off he good guy act and fully commit to the tank, to embrace hellhouse.
He keeps coming right up to the line and then reels himself back. I'm not holding my breath at this point, but I will be pleasantly suprised if he breaks through
 
Mints is mad and can't handle the idea of having friends that you don't pay for.
Mints has been pathetic whenever he controls director cam and Bashir is involved. Mints seethes constantly, plays stupid sounds, or puts in shitty site wide messages against him and tries to ignore him on camera because he is too afraid to just fight him.
 
As I type this, Bashir is talking to Landon and James Drake away from the others, saying that Binx and Laura are not their friends, to not to rely on them. With James Drake and Landon feeling let down, they're more susceptible to this sort of manipulation. It's hard for me to tell when Bashir is playing a game, being sincere or both.
Either way I hope this leads to a "homiez over hoes" event where they take out the trash. That would be extremely entertaining.
 
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