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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Jet is like some Saturday morning cartoon villain who's monster of the week gets defeated by the main characters every single time. I've never seen shitty freeloaders get ganged up on this hard before.
Its funny but its also good. Previously a terrible freeloader would just spin their wheels for a few days before one of the fish eventually stood up or they got bored. Trial by fire, bitches.
 
Pretty sure Clayton can just walk back in, and probably will. However, there's no better feeling than rallying to troops and kicking some ass.
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Blossom: James
Bubbles: Landon
Buttercup: Bashir
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I've seen one stream with Vimp and Binx and it was right after they were molested in Rotterdam and for someone who was just molested, her contribution to the retelling of the story consisted of head nods and "yeah bro"s. She's so low energy. Why the fuck would they think this is a good idea?
 
I've seen one stream with Vimp and Binx and it was right after they were molested in Rotterdam and for someone who was just molested, her contribution to the retelling of the story consisted of head nods and "yeah bro"s. She's so low energy. Why the fuck would they think this is a good idea?
Jet admitted he was desperate for new female participants. This is why I assume binx and binx 2 are allowed to stay.
 
Jet says their audience is incels but then only invites turbo crazy whores that he wants to fuck. So he's not exactly helping the case here with incels being mad at women.

Invite a girl whose not a degenerate or retarded....please Jet... I'm begging you....
 
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