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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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The FUCK have I tuned into?
 
ncarto23 said:
Binx does suck mad ass, but i dont think she is betraying the tard reich. I think she is playing the mental game Landon is physically incapable of.
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If Landon cucks the Tard Reich again, then I want him gone before Drake... And I really want Drake gone. It is because I feel Dark Drake is too much and not somewhere a normie should go. He will not recover like a tard will. He will never return. We will never see him again..
 
I literally cannot keep track of what the current alliances are and whats being plotted so heres what little info i have, please correct me if you have additional info

1. Twins, Bashir, and Landon seem to have teamed up for now? This came after Landon and Binx targeted the twins and Blane
2. Bashir is telling Landon that he is his knight, and wants to just get Drake and Laura out so the Twins himself and Landon can duke it out fairly as final 3
3. Landon seems to actually agree with this? I know in my heart he will absolutely snake for Drake at the very first chance he gets
4. Landon and Binx plot to seem weak to Drake but not actually join him? After talking to Drake they return upstairs and Landons team and Bashirs team plot to work together, seeming to exclude the twins. I have faith Bashir wont fuck the twins over tho
5.Next thing i know Landon is downstairs and him and Binx seem to have joined Drake. Is this another work from them or did Landon predictably snake as soon as he could. IDK its too fucking complicated
6. This room vs room thing sucks. Forced content is not that engaging. IDK why prod did this, shit was moving naturally IMO. Seems like hella filler until whatever prod is waiting for shows up.

Edit: Drake has approached the twins door and told them he is targeting Bashir and that Landon is with him. Was watching the twins so IDK who is with who at this point
 
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foam rolla said:
Landon is reaching TJ levels of "Just tell me what to do"
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I understand the man has an unrepentant mommy fetish but GOOD FUCKING GOD man.

Drake whispered to Landon and Binx so I'm really sus on Landon. Luckily "Binxy" is pretty passive. If she had an ounce of mommydom in her, Landon would cum and suicide bomb his way to betrayal "victory".
 
I want James Drake to lose because every plan he has blows up in his face and yet people still hype him up as some mastermind. Probably one of the most overhyped Fish despite having next to no wins this season but all the advantages outside of not seeing the show before.

I genuinely think people just like him because he's handsome and buff. He's had moments but the hype is most definitely not deserved.

For anyone disagreeing with me I want you to plead his case. He started the original friend tank but lost all his friends because he chose shit allies
 
Jackpot said:
I want James Drake to lose because every plan he has blows up in his face and yet people still hype him up as some mastermind. Probably one of the most overhyped Fish despite having next to no wins this season but all the advantages outside of not seeing the show before.

I genuinely think people just like him because he's handsome and buff. He's had moments but the hype is most definitely not deserved.
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Ben unironically said multiple times he wanted to work with Drake for three years or so. Make that what you will, it being a bit or not.

tbh all of them except blane and the twins are really faggy now
 
Plasticise said:
please correct me if you have additional info
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Bashir, Twins, Landon and their freeloaders (Vinx, Blane, and Binx) are together upstairs. Bashir will never touch the Twins. Period. But Drake did pause and think when the idea was floated to fuck with them to lure out Bashir to help them. He didn't tell TTS no where Bashir has laid his line in the sand. James DARK would 100% do this. He is almost there. I feel it.

Drake is on his below with the Whore Princess & Godess of Chaos Laura. He has tried to lure Landon and Binx.

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Binx was baptized into their cult... literally (see.pic)... Landon was hesitant. He didn't want to betray Bashir. But he and Binx were whispered to and sent upstairs back to their room. So we are unsure. Binx seems to not be wavering and be long gaming. She called the Twins a "shield".
 
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