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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
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God. They're doing the "Oh Bashir said you're dumb and the Twins are dumb."

They're going for Vimp to convert her.

Binx is coaching him and it sounds like when mom makes you apologize to someone else.
 
SUMMIT IS OVER
TTS told James that strategy snitches have alerted Bashir to the plan. James is back in the fort.

ETA: forgot to add to earlier post that Landon offered a piss/shit nuke to James as a peace offering.
 
Jimmy Dean Bowl said:
SUMMIT IS OVER
TTS told James that strategy snitches have alerted Bashir to the plan. James is back in the fort.
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Bashir isn't making any moves. He's asleep.

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Binx isn't gonna be able to convince Vimp if Bashir is there. Binx is gonna try to talk to her and at least get the candy position.

Landon: but what about just stealing from Bashir?
Binx: it would make you look cool.....But if you do it? Where are you gonna go?
Landon: that's the problem.

I see why she puts on the fake voice her normal Latina voice is annoying. She's on team Landon. She's a good schemer. I'll give her that.

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Meiwaku said:
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God. They're doing the "Oh Bashir said you're dumb and the Twins are dumb."

They're going for Vimp to convert her.

Binx is coaching him and it sounds like when mom makes you apologize to someone else.
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He is still so longhoused brained. I don't know how anyone can claim that isn't any form of manipulation. Binx was really the death nail attaching her to Landon
 
Meiwaku said:
Bashir isn't making any moves. He's asleep.
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He was woken up by strategy snitching TTS earlier and acknowledged it. I saw this TTS come in and switched to the arena and he nodded, eyes open, when the TTS was over. He's not making any moves right now, but he is aware.
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Wiggers are asleep so the strategy snitch was not punished. It's almost like leaving auto approve on all day long is a bad idea or something.
 
Jackpot said:
He is still so longhoused brained. I don't know how anyone can claim that isn't any form of manipulation. Binx was really the death nail attaching her to Landon
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Landon simply agrees with whoever talked to him last. That's his entire scope of reasoning. It's not even manipulating, you just say something and he agrees.
 
I think the whole thing between Landon/Binx and Drake was a lie, I remember last night they (Binx) came up with the excuse of "We had to team up with them because our rooms are connected" that they told Drake at one point. I don't think it really matters though because Drake doesn't seem like he's going to so easily trust them.
 
Aidan said:
I do not care for the current state of the tank.
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I'm not dooming yet, but the show has been going down hill since the triathlon. The "Pretend to hate each other and throw liquids" challenge cost them $40k(I doubt the damage is actually that bad) and just sucked the energy out of the house. Now they are doing the Candy Challenge, hoping to recreate Season 4's 'physically overpower a 90 lbs girl so she loses' with out the scum bags of that season.

Jet wanted the show to be more of a legit competition, which didn't work at the start, but the Triathlon should of proved this final four is now very willing to go hard on them. (The candy challenge isn't a competition, it's a pay piggy voting elimination with a morality test). He's been largely doing a good job this season, but he's still bad at being flexible, standing his ground on a plan, and giving in to the most annoying parts of the community.
 
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S.C.U.D. said:
Wiggers are asleep so the strategy snitch was not punished. It's almost like leaving auto approve on all day long is a bad idea or something.
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Dude. It's so fucking insane. This happens so often it's part of the game.
 
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James also has a combatgremlin on his side, no way he will lose this battle!
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Drake has to use the midget. She can be the burglar like Bilbo. Although this analogy falls apart because Drake is the Dragon, but fuck it.

She has built in stealth and I really doubt anyone would physically impede her... On the other hand she is a woman and Bashir is a Muslim so I might be wrong about that.

Drake can toss her on to the balcony from the bar room and no one will know.
 
Happy Easter everyone. Landon needs consequences for switching sides. Steal from bashir or something, prove you mean it when you want to switch sides. I don't think Landon understands that betraying allies means you're untrustworthy.
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
Drake has to use the midget. She can be the burglar like Bilbo. Although this analogy falls apart because Drake is the Dragon, but fuck it.

She has built in stealth and I really doubt anyone would physically impede her... Although she is a woman and Bashir is a Muslim so I might be wrong about that.

Drake can toss her on to the balcony from the bar room and no one will know.
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Drake just has to deploy her to twerk on Bashir, or grab at his cock again. Bashir will go nuclear and comedy will ensue.
 
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