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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The stream is not high bitrate, the stream footage itself is compressed to oblivion. This is a screenshot right from the stream at max possible resolution and it looks awful.

There is no "high bitrate" gained here, it's basically as large as possible for no benefit.

I compress higher than necessary unless something in the clip needs to be read but this is my basic Fishtank preset. You lose no content, it's web optimized, and loads faster for everyone.
It looks like shit though, especially in motion and dark areas (both in that clip), worse than the livestream. Yeah it's fine for quickly watching and catching up, but what about rewatching clips years down the line and preserving history.
 
Do you understand what longhousing even means? Show me an occasion where either blue Vimp or Laura have longhoused anyone.
Also, saying her smushing shit doesn't count because production changed the dynamics of the tank by giving them a new challenge is splendid cope. You can just say you don't like her but admit she drives content.
yeah longhousing is when women get on GUYS for acting like GUYS and won't take their shit. I know this stuff believe me, I'm an incel freak. I did like Laura, but it also isn't cope to say that the JD situation was her own ingenuity and ability to play off the situation, whereas yesterday's situation wasn't organically or uniquely her's. She's just retarded and doesn't understand the show like yesterday when Letty explained the dynamics to her and she couldn't warp her head around it.
 
everyone is super fucking locked in and killing each other
except for the twins, they're dancing to tts and drawing on the walls
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when Letty explained the dynamics to her and she couldn't warp her head around it.
Letty's idea of Laura suddenly being Bashir's ally was pants on head retarded and I would also be struggling to warp my head around what the fuck she was suggesting. There is a lot of bad blood and there is no way for Laura and Bashir to ever be on positive terms with each other, they both loathe each other as individuals not just on the show.
 
TOP 10 PRODUCTION MISSTEPS SEASON 5, NUMBER ONE: not giving the twins new matching outfits every day. We got, like...two. C'mon Jet. There's loads of duo costumes on Amazon with next day delivery you lazy fuck.
 
We need Landon to start shitting it up

EDIT: additional Airsoftfatty update, says he probably wont be on fishtank again, he's purposely vague on why that is.
 
Letty's idea of Laura suddenly being Bashir's ally was pants on head retarded and I would also be struggling to warp my head around what the fuck she was suggesting. There is a lot of bad blood and there is no way for Laura and Bashir to ever be on positive terms with each other, they both loathe each other as individuals not just on the show.
Letty is pretty good at moving past beef with all the times she's aligned with Jon in spin-offs or the IP2 royale, her advice prolly comes from there.
 
EDIT: additional Airsoftfatty update, says he probably wont be on fishtank again, he's purposely vague on why that is.
Chris isn't that grossly fat and disgusting (arguable) anymore so there's no point for him to appear. Isn't he running around with rap groups also now? He probably upped his day rate from nothing to an actual price and jet cut him out for budget reasons, I think he was basically homeless during season 1. He is also more sam's pet weirdo than jet's so there's probably less reason for him to be there with sam not being present.
 
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James Drake was monologuing in the market after he got a TTS.
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That account is turbo obsessed with him.
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Fucking weird people paypigging for this shit, man. He/she isn't even the worst, not by a long shot.

One of the things Drake said stuck out to me: "I don't believe in fairness when it comes to competition." Where have I heard that before...
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The more I see of James Drake, the more I see Ben's vision. James Drake is far from perfect, and there's much controversy surrounding him, but I get it.

Drake is the best. Maybe it is because I have known and liked people like him, and I have never known or liked any autistic pervert, that I am rooting for him, but he is undeniably a mentally tough American man.

Like who do you even compare him to? Brian? A fucking loser who happened to be handsome. Luke? Maybe, although there is something sad about him, even though I like him for some of the same reasons like Drake.

Everyone else is an autistic or a failson MDE fans. Drake, even if he is a creative and failed actor, is legit imo. Lets go Drake!
 
Drake is the best ever. Maybe it is because I have known and liked people like him, and I have never known and liked any autistic pervert that I am rooting for him, but he is undeniably a strong American man.

Like who do you even compare him to? Brian? Absolute fucking loser who happened to be handsome. Luke? Maybe, although there is something sad about Luke even though I like him for some of the same reasons like Drake.

Everyone else is autistic or failson MDE fans. Drake, even if he is a creative and failed actor, is legit imo.
Yeah he's cool man but there had to have been a way to make this post less gay

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James "The Airman" Drake has entered the market.
If this isnt setting up for Drake (America) vs Bashir (Iran) the wiggers are literally retarded
 
I wrote a big autistic post about how much of a performative faggot jdrake is and the site ate it.
Instead Ill jsut say this: compare how he acted when the mostly normal people were around v. after emma left. Now that theyre gone hes a hecking EPIC GAMER ANIME GUY who has a based and cool FOB!!
Dude was definitely raised in a divorced household. Social chameleon shit drives me nuts, I much prefer the fucking autistic weirdos on this show like blaine who are unrelenting in who they are v james drake who tries to appeal who he has to so he can get ahead.

tophat me, fuck this sub 6 foot faggot.

edit: posted this and hit by a retard who doesnt understand why luke was good but glazes fucking jdrake. faggot.

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Ive never done a harder fucking eyeroll. What a great visual example of what i was trying to explain.
 
Drake is the best. Maybe it is because I have known and liked people like him, and I have never known or liked any autistic pervert, that I am rooting for him, but he is undeniably a mentally tough American man.

Like who do you even compare him to? Brian? A fucking loser who happened to be handsome. Luke? Maybe, although there is something sad about him, even though I like him for some of the same reasons like Drake.

Everyone else is an autistic or a failson MDE fans. Drake, even if he is a creative and failed actor, is legit imo. Lets go Drake!
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In retrospect to the show and what Ben and Jet literally said about Drake and the direction they were going to take him, your post is hilarious.
 
Drake is the best. Maybe it is because I have known and liked people like him, and I have never known or liked any autistic pervert, that I am rooting for him, but he is undeniably a mentally tough American man.

Like who do you even compare him to? Brian? A fucking loser who happened to be handsome. Luke? Maybe, although there is something sad about him, even though I like him for some of the same reasons like Drake.

Everyone else is an autistic or a failson MDE fans. Drake, even if he is a creative and failed actor, is legit imo. Lets go Drake!
Have you considered you might be a homosexual? If this were about a woman you would be labeled the most cringe simp.
 
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