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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Have we actually clearly seen how much everyone has? Like how much does Landon even have? Is Bashir low on candy? I know he's hiding everything.
No, I think we are still on vibes only right now. It will be that way until weigh in like it usually is. That said, Im pretty confident Bashir still has more than Landon, he has actually won most of the challenges, and gotten a lot of candy sent to him, and none stolen. He wont have anywhere close to twins or James candy, but he doesnt need all that. We'll see, no real reason to doom right now. He had a forced bad moment and was pressed, thats all.
 
Which, again, it is the funniest option. If Landon and the twins were smart, they'd pack it up too.
Ben and Jet would be so mad that I think Japan wouldn't need piezoelectric tiles to generate electricity.
Having them all walk right before a big challenge the wiggers planned would be so funny. I bet we'd see jet cry.
 
Which, again, it is the funniest option. If Landon and the twins were smart, they'd pack it up too.
Ben and Jet would be so mad that I think Japan wouldn't need piezoelectric tiles to generate electricity.
I said this in sneedchat earlier. This entire season has been friendtank vs wiggers which made it arguably up there with season 3 in terms of enjoyment. Hellhouse faggots can fuck off. The funniest thing the fish could do is all agree to pack up and walk, leave the win to the twins, and make the wiggers once again give money to the biggest autist/s. Rub their noses in it.

But, I think it’s too late for that and the wiggers are burning it to the ground.
 
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Bashir is a Fire Ox.

This explains a lot.
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1997, Fire Oxen are influential, energetic leaders known for being practical, diligent, and firm in their views. They possess a strong work ethic but can be stubborn, impatient, and sometimes selfish, balancing their professional success with intense loyalty to family. They are highly proactive, often achieving wealth early through their dedication.

Personality: They are described as active, influential, and "hot-tempered" but also "easy-going, flexible, and open-minded" to new ideas, compared to other, more rigid Oxen.

Strengths: Excellent leadership abilities, durable work ethic, and a high degree of confidence and responsibility.

Weaknesses: Can be selfish, narrow-minded, or short-sighted. They may be "hot-tempered" and impatient, often forgetting to consider others' views when under pressure.

Compatibility: Best with Snake, Rooster, or Rat.

Fire Ox Life and Behavior:
Career & Money: They often hold positions of authority, seeking status and wealth. They are, however, advised to be more practical with their goals and avoid overpromising.

Relationships: They are very dedicated to family but may seem reserved or detached to others. Their social circle is usually small but deep, preferring a few loyal friends.

Life Lesson: They need to learn to be less judgmental and more patient with those around them to avoid becoming isolated.

The Fire Ox is considered a "strong and resilient character" who, despite their fiery temperament, is unlikely to be dishonest
 
I said this in sneedchat earlier. This entire season has been friendtank vs wiggers, which made it arguably up there with season 3 in terms of enjoyment. Hellhouse faggots can fuck off. The funniest thing the fish could do is all agree to pack up and walk, leave the win to the twins, and make the wiggers once again give money to the biggest autist/s. Rub their noses in it.

But, I think it’s too late for that and the wiggers are burning it to the ground.
Jet and Ben already said they will coddle Drake into a win etc etc etc (also said they do not want the twins to win because of josie multiple times when the season started)
 
Jet and Ben already said they will coddle Drake into a win etc etc etc (also said they do not want the twins to win because of josie multiple times when the season started)
What did Josie do that would lead them not to want the twins to win?
 
Laura was talking to Red Binx about something stupid and mentioned she gets auditory hallucinations.

Jet and Ben already said they will coddle Drake into a win etc etc etc (also said they do not want the twins to win because of josie multiple times when the season started)
They said that early on, but i do think they no longer view them as just Josie-types and actually talk highly of them now vs the negative way they talked about them the first week and a half.
If you missed it at the start of the Egg hunt, Jet and Letty were talking and both said Bingo is their favorite fish this season.
Still, i know the wiggers will not let the twins win. Jet has already said he thinks the twins can make 50k off of art commissions and simps within a month of getting off the show so in his eyes they dont need it.

Its gonna be Drake vs Bashir, OR Drake vs Landon and they will hand hold the ever living fuck out of Landon and try and force some bullshit TJ-esque "growth" arc out of him kicking and screaming while he attempts to do nothing.
 
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Ngl I was very skeptical of Blaine's support of the twins, it felt forced like he knew they were an audience safe bet and could easily be liked by siding with them. But I had a lot of their yapping at TTS together on as bg noise the past few days and I was wrong, it is genuine. I actually think they are some kind of triplets, brother separated at birth, Bongo took all his nutrients too so he is all fucked up.
 
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