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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Jet said they tried and she said no.
Jet said that he tried to get her back after Beth was kicked. Not before he called Bashir back right after Vicky walked out of the house.

Even if they hadn’t cast a middle aged Filipina woman, Bashir probably wouldn’t have been asked back.
Bashir was brought back because Bezo, Charity, and Vicky all walked in a short time period.
This was understood as to why Bashir was brought back, 2 weeks ago.
 
I don't understand this narrative some are trying to push that James Drake is being coddled and everything is rigged for him.

The wiggers haven't really rigged for anyone period this season. They've not done much to fuck with James Drake but wtf would you do to him since nothing seems to bother him except losing? The only person they've really dogpiled on this season anyways was Landon. Almost all of Bashir's strife is self inflicted because he acts holier than thou and can't stop himself from being rude to every roastie that walks through the door.
I think they expected bringing his gf in to go abysmally as it always has for contestants a la Brian, Alex, JD, but instead it was fine nontent.

Also the twins have been coddled hard, but that isn't just production or even much rigging: the audience, fish, and freeloaders do it too. It isn't even the twins fault because they have said several times they want to be fucked with and prove themselves and Bongo has handled everything like a champ, Bingo has some clear weaknesses but has hung in there, but no one will mess with them without explicitly being given weak missions to because everyone has kid gloves on. I guess it feels too much like picking on the special ed kids? Or they know it would tank them socially inside and outside of the tank and it isn't worth it when JD Gay/Emma/Bashir are acceptable targets. I think that is why people feel very Josie Pt2 about it, hoping they can find a way to make things more fair for a chance of winning but this isn't fairtank etc.
 
"If you get brought back as a competitor, not a freeloader, at the request of the people running the show. You are then required to accept a clear bias and curl up and die"

You might be retarded. I'd be pissed too if the reason I was brought back was to have my time wasted as a scripted loss for their golden boy.
"Clear bias" and its uhhhh...the nebulous claim James Drake wasn't fucked with "enough". Maybe if you had some actual clear cut action on staff's part it wouldn't come off so retarded and whiny.
Letty literally gives Bashir a free point for being muslim, did the other fish cry about rigging?
Bashir outright refused to compete in the eating competition, like actually refuses to do anything then complains his team lost.

There has never been a situation in which Bashir didn't play victim. The only people with any right to whine about rigging is literally every fish except Bashir.
 
If this show is truly rigged for the most entertaining outcome, then at this point there is zero doubt Landon has to go. He has now refused multiple times to take any sort of stand, has zero conviction, and doesn't know what he wants. I like him, I think he was a great Fish, maybe Top 5, but he's done, his story has stalled out.

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"Clear bias" and its uhhhh...the nebulous claim James Drake wasn't fucked with "enough". Maybe if you had some actual clear cut action on staff's part it wouldn't come off so retarded and whiny.
Letty literally gives Bashir a free point for being muslim, did the other fish cry about rigging?
Bashir outright refused to compete in the eating competition, like actually refuses to do anything then complains his team lost.

There has never been a situation in which Bashir didn't play victim. The only people with any right to whine about rigging is literally every fish except Bashir.
Name exactly how James has been fucked with outside of Bashir attacking him a few days ago? You are just going to negrate this and not respond because you genuinely have no response to this.
And Bashir got some candy in this challenge so it balances things out. That's retarded.
 
Name exactly how James has been fucked with outside of Bashir attacking him a few days ago? You are just going to negrate this and not respond because you genuinely have no response to this.
And Bashir got some candy in this challenge so it balances things out. That's retarded.
and what exactly have he wiggers themselves done to fuck with Bashir? Played Breaking Benjamin while he's praying?

Like I said, almost all of his strife is because he can't stop himself from being a dickhead to every bpd roastie that has come in the tank.
 
Ben has been pushing for James Drake to be on the show since he was supposed to be on for S3.
James has been a production favorite this season; there isn’t a way to get around that.
I’m not saying that he isn’t content, but Ben wants him there.

Bashir only got there because of his clothes and religion.

If you’re still hung up on Bashir being brought back as a fish, then go back and keep Vicky from walking.
Also keep in mind, the only reason Bashir was eliminated in the first place is because Prod told Bashir and Co that the log in the jungle room didn't count. Then allowed Emma to include it in her bag.
 
and what exactly have he wiggers themselves done to fuck with Bashir? Played Breaking Benjamin while he's praying?

Like I said, almost all of his strife is because he can't stop himself from being a dickhead to every bpd roastie that has come in the tank.
You dodged the question and asked your own. Answer the question. What has James Drake actually gone through?
 
Name exactly how James has been fucked with outside of Bashir attacking him a few days ago? You are just going to negrate this and not respond because you genuinely have no response to this.
And Bashir got some candy in this challenge so it balances things out. That's retarded.
It's not up to me to list times he's been fucked with, I haven't made a claim about how much or how little he's been fucked with. It's up to you to show things have been rigged in his favor.
If I wanted to make the claim things are rigged in Bashir's favor I can point to actual actions made on behalf of the staff, like bringing him back after elimination or giving him free unearned points for challenges.
Meanwhile you can't do the same with James Drake. "Not being fucked with enough" holds no weight, Twins got fucked with even less, so is it rigged in their favor? How'd Emma get fucked with? Basically just dressing her up and giving her makeovers every couple of days? None of the fish have been particularly fucked with hard beyond Landon by staff. But only one has been brought back after being eliminated.
 
Really tired of the terms Friendtank and Hellhouse, but I would take either of them over the continued custody battle Drake and Bashir are constantly having over Landon. Landon should be told to pack his bags and leave immediately, he's proven unable to do anything whatsoever for the past 72 hours and I'm sick of our two leads fighting over who gets custody of this useless manchild who is going home next. I like Bashir but I'm exhausted at how he whines about every single thing and how he likes everyone outside of the "game" of Fishtank holy shit shut the fuck up. This is worse than the production told me of season 2, it reminds me of how DSP streams and talks about his content and his content is just talking about his content. Constantly talking about the show and the game, how about you make the show or play the game and shut up about it already?

Also tired of the complete inaction of everyone. Constant plotting, planning, scheming, and colluding that goes absolutely nowhere because in the end the only ones who do anything at all are Bashir and Drake.
 
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