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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I'm fairly sure at this point Bashir IS using Fishtank as his doctorate thesis, but he is a Psychology PhD.
Someone said this earlier, but doing any kind of research with humans requires approval from a board and informed consent from the participants. What would his actual thesis, let alone methodology even be? All that aside, what would he have done had he not been brought back after being eliminated? This theory does not seem very likely to me.
 
This is a massive Bashir W. He conquered territory and got yelled at by three people for an hour. Production can end the candy challenge at any point and Landon will go home. Landon is cooked and it's his fault.
 
Really tired of the terms Friendtank and Hellhouse, but I would take either of them over the continued custody battle Drake and Bashir are constantly having over Landon. Landon should be told to pack his bags and leave immediately, he's proven unable to do anything whatsoever for the past 72 hours and I'm sick of our two leads fighting over who gets custody of this useless manchild who is going home next. I like Bashir but I'm exhausted at how he whines about every single thing and how he likes everyone outside of the "game" of Fishtank holy shit shut the fuck up. This is worse than the production told me of season 2, it reminds me of how DSP streams and talks about his content and his content is just talking about his content. Constantly talking about the show and the game, how about you make the show or play the game and shut up about it already?

Also tired of the complete inaction of everyone. Constant plotting, planning, scheming, and colluding that goes absolutely nowhere because in the end the only ones who do anything at all are Bashir and Drake.
That being said:
- kick everyone
- give a small prize to Blane
- commission the twins for the merch instead of having the faggot mints to do AI garbage in shitty prints
- melt binx in acid on camera for the audience
saved season 5, thank me later
 
Someone said this earlier, but doing any kind of research with humans requires approval from a board and informed consent from the participants. What would his actual thesis, let alone methodology even be? All that aside, what would he have done had he not been brought back after being eliminated? This theory does not seem very likely to me.
I think the subject for the experimentation is himself. It's not really a clinical case study. I do wonder what his control case is, that being said.
 
Hey did anyone figure out wtf the outage was last night? I saw the full clip where it clearly looks like Bam is pissed at Jet and about to do something, and Jet calls daddy Ben to handle the situation and walk Bam out... But did anyone figure out anything beyond that? I know everyone is joking about falling off the wagon, but that would be really crazy. Curious if any leaks are out there I havent seen yet.
 
If this show is truly rigged for the most entertaining outcome, then at this point there is zero doubt Landon has to go.
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Bam's got a Landon tattoo yesterday with today's date on it, Landon is leaving today.
 
It's not up to me to list times he's been fucked with, I haven't made a claim about how much or how little he's been fucked with. It's up to you to show things have been rigged in his favor.
If I wanted to make the claim things are rigged in Bashir's favor I can point to actual actions made on behalf of the staff, like bringing him back after elimination or giving him free unearned points for challenges.
Meanwhile you can't do the same with James Drake. "Not being fucked with enough" holds no weight, Twins got fucked with even less, so is it rigged in their favor? How'd Emma get fucked with? Basically just dressing her up and giving her makeovers every couple of days? None of the fish have been particularly fucked with hard beyond Landon by staff. But only one has been brought back after being eliminated.
That's a whole lot of waffling and a whole lot of not answering my question.

Production outright said they held the reins of this season because they specifically did not want to scare JAMES DRAKE off. That came from the lips of Ben. If forming an entire season around the sensability and comfort of one fish isn't the most extreme form of rigging compared to bringing back a fish (totally didnt do that with Jimmy twice and Freddy after he walked outside by the way) I don't know what is.

Or maybe him getting to smooch and cuddle his girlfriend for two days was really giving him the business.
 
Hey did anyone figure out wtf the outage was last night? I saw the full clip where it clearly looks like Bam is pissed at Jet and about to do something, and Jet calls daddy Ben to handle the situation and walk Bam out... But did anyone figure out anything beyond that? I know everyone is joking about falling off the wagon, but that would be really crazy. Curious if any leaks are out there I havent seen yet.
No and we havent seen the wiggers since and Bam hasnt posted on socials.
 
James Drake is being coddled and everything is rigged for him
  • Ben begged for 3 years to have him.
  • One *bit* they had was bombarding him with NICE LOVELETTERS OH NOOO!!!!!
  • Another *bit* was Kody gassing up Drake through the season. OH NOOOO!!!!
  • The next *bit* they brought his GF, yes they wanted her normie ass to be weirded out or whatever but they were cute. They focused hyper on this for lovetank.
  • A FOURTH *bit* was Kody slipping him messages to oust the sex pest tranny. Likely because he looked terrible for being super nice to the weird pedo. WOW!!!!
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  • Mints has a seething hatred of his ONLY real competition, Bashir. See above. So much so mean letters are refunded in a place where even fake nice ones are sent to Drake. This is a psychological warfare.
  • They literally made an acting challenge for an actor (which he lost).
  • Drake has never been alogged/fucked with by production in a way that's outwardly antagonistic or making him the butt of the joke like with literally every other contestant. All of his costumes make him look cool or likable.

Is Drake a good competitor? Yeah.
Is he interesting for being a normie vibing with the autists? Yep.
Is he probably a mega cool guy irl? Yeah.
Is he being coddled right now? Hell Yeah.
 
  • Ben begged for 3 years to have him.
  • One *bit* they had was bombarding him with NICE LOVELETTERS OH NOOO!!!!!
  • Another *bit* was Kody gassing up Drake through the season. OH NOOOO!!!!
  • The next *bit* they brought his GF, yes they wanted her normie ass to be weirded out or whatever but they were cute. They focused hyper on this for lovetank.
  • A FOURTH *bit* was Kody slipping him messages to oust the sex pest tranny. Likely because he looked terrible for being super nice to the weird pedo. WOW!!!!
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  • Mints has a seething hatred of his ONLY real competition, Bashir. See above. So much so mean letters are refunded in a place where even fake nice ones are sent to Drake. This is a psychological warfare.
  • They literally made an acting challenge for an actor (which he lost).
  • Drake has never been alogged/fucked with by production in a way that's outwardly antagonistic or making him the butt of the joke like with literally every other contestant. All of his costumes make him look cool or likable.

Is Drake a good competitor? Yeah.
Is he interesting for being a normie vibing with the autists? Yep.
Is he probably a mega cool guy irl? Yeah.
Is he being coddled right now? Hell Yeah.
"how did they rig the game against you bashir?"
"they-they've sent nice messages to him! and... they gave him cool costumes"
 
Hey did anyone figure out wtf the outage was last night? I saw the full clip where it clearly looks like Bam is pissed at Jet and about to do something, and Jet calls daddy Ben to handle the situation and walk Bam out... But did anyone figure out anything beyond that? I know everyone is joking about falling off the wagon, but that would be really crazy. Curious if any leaks are out there I havent seen yet.
I do have a somewhat skitzo theory about this. Maybe Bam was pissed at production for rigging the gummy bear challenge against Bashir. Bashir is his guy and is probably unaware at how much the wiggers rig the game. Could be completely wrong of course, just speculation, who knows.
 
it reminds me of how DSP streams
Detractors try not to make everything about DSP challenge: Level Impossible
Also tired of the complete inaction of everyone. Constant plotting, planning, scheming, and colluding that goes absolutely nowhere because in the end the only ones who do anything at all are Bashir and Drake.
It also hasn't helped that production has stepped in the way of things happening multiple times. They've cucked natural conflicts several times, but then get butthurt and force conflict like we have now.
 
That's a whole lot of waffling and a whole lot of not answering my question.
Cause your question is irrelevant to my position.
Production outright said they held the reins of this season because they specifically did not want to scare JAMES DRAKE off. That came from the lips of Ben. If forming an entire season around the sensability and comfort of one fish isn't the most extreme form of rigging compared to bringing back a fish (totally didnt do that with Jimmy twice and Freddy after he walked outside by the way) I don't know what is.
Even taking you at your word, it's still incredibly vague. They've held the reins back for countless different fish over the seasons, and anything they do to the season itself impacts all the fish, it's a group package. It's not like they gave him have a special corner and the other fish had to deal with hellhouse. So no the vague "they held back" doesn't eclipse the clear cut and sole serving advantage that comes with being brought back after being eliminated. We both know if you were entering the tank and you had the choose between the perk of "The staff won't fuck with you as much" or "you'll be brought back once if eliminated" you would be picking the latter.
Or maybe him getting to smooch and cuddle his girlfriend for two days was really giving him the business.
They clearly intended for it to blow up in his face and be drama like previous times they brought on SO's of fish, it just happened to not work out which is why they kicked her quickly.
 
Also keep in mind, the only reason Bashir was eliminated in the first place is because Prod told Bashir and Co that the log in the jungle room didn't count. Then allowed Emma to include it in her bag.
Wouldn't agree with that, he would've gone out no matter what. Either the log counts, Emma wins, and shoots him because his tryharding of the first part painted a target on his back, or the log doesn't count, all the boys' combined plant matter lets James Drake win, and he doublecrosses Bashir as alluded multiple times, because his tryharding of the first part painted a target on his back. Either way, it wasn't his fault three people walked within the first week; he didn't ask production to bring him back, they're the ones who asked him. Neither did he ask to be brought back as a fish instead of a freeloader, the wiggers did. The whole point of that gay letter to production was that he felt bad about being brought back this way, and that he's fully willing to be kicked off in a funny way for content.

You can think whatever you want about the guy but, if you wanna keep having issues with him coming back, that's not on him, that's on the wiggers' Galaxy Gas-rotted asses.

Also sidenote, you're being absolute faggots, no offense. Please find God and/or Allah. Can't wait for this to be the "Burt shouldn't have gotten any money" of Season 5.
 
Even taking you at your word
It's not my word. It's Ben. I'm not doing the leg work for you, look for the clips yourself
We both know if you were entering the tank and you had the choose between the perk of "The staff won't fuck with you as much" or "you'll be brought back once if eliminated" you would be picking the latter.
This is not a choice he was given, they just did it to him.
like previous times they brought on SO's of fish
They brought Brian's Ex on the show, that is inherent stress. No one has had their actual girlfriend on. How would him having a moral supporter negatively effect him in any way?
 
It's not my word. It's Ben. I'm not doing the leg work for you, look for the clips yourself

This is not a choice he was given, they just did it to him.

They brought Brian's Ex on the show, that is inherent stress. No one has had their actual girlfriend on. How would him having a moral supporter negatively effect him in any way?
They brought Alex B's girlfriend on.
How would him having a moral supporter negatively effect him in any way?
 
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