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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
filthypenguin said:
As much as Bashir is a smug asshole about everything, and as entertaining as he isn't, he's been very consistent with three things: He wants to win, he prefers friendtank to peepeepoopoo tank, and he won't do anything Haram.
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It's still FACTS though
 
Landon lost his fighting spirit.

Laura is changing to fight. Someone cap this.
 
I don't even want Bashir to win with how he has been giving up the last 2 days. But I do know I want James Drake to lose and it is entirely because his fan club is gayer than Dumbgay. I was neutral on him until he became the most over hyped fish to ever step into the tank.
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
You've become brainrotten in your seethe over AB. We've been using friendtank and hellhouse since Season 2 and AB has nothing to do with it. By the time Season 3 hit it was common vernacular for when contestants are too chummy with each other and all conflict gets diffused compared to when conflict is pushed by contestants or particularly production.
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You know what you're right
 
skrod said:
You can want conflict without wanting sadism or violence. You can want genuine relationships to be formed between contestants and to see them work together without being completely averse to any arguing or scheming. You are allowed to complain if you are bored of the direction of the show. AB is gay.
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The Icky Puckers challenge was legit the perfect example of the crew being able to do both when left the fuck alone. James was seething afterwards and was gonna start going after Landon, it led to great moments with Blain/Bashir and Landon/Bashir, then followed by them ganging up and throwing out the tranny.

If they hadn't shotgunned then half assed the cell because production was salty, it could have produced similar results. The plant challenge was also putting out great content up until them allowing Emma/Vicky to lock herself in a room for days on end. The dorm team challenge was also a lot of fun.

Time and time again it's been proven that these fish are animals. They will go feral when needed, they will get dirty when it calls for it, and they will fight one another when it makes sense. But instead of letting shit happen and egging it on when it's natural, the flood the house with shitty freeloaders and force things. Which leads to things listening to the Binx seethe at Bashir for hours on end.
 
Jackpot said:
But I do know I want James Drake to lose and it is entirely because his fan club is gayer than Dumbgay.
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Why do you keep resorting to calling people gay? I think the Twins are going to win, it's obvious. Drake and Bashir is Mutually Assured Destruction, they don't see it.
 
Bingo's many shots last night have caught up with her but Antara is taking care of her.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
Nah Freddie would just get drunk and try to fingerbang her under the sheets
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The nice thing about drunk Freddy was; there were no rules. He wasnt being strategic, he wasnt doing the same thing everyone else was, he was just there to fuck shit up and have a good time. Would be really cool to see him as a freeloader. The only thing is, like everyone but Frank, I just dont see him ever having the balls to fuck with James; which needs to change. If Bash is out, it will literally be show over, cake walk for James the rest of the show.
 
Polyboros2 said:
I'm not really experienced at Public Records searching, but I have not found any records of Bam being booked yet. I would say it's inconclusive since I'm sure it takes a while into the day for records to be updated.


These are the resources I was going to check, second one states it's not been updated since Friday so no sense yet.

Sharing in case anyone else is curious and wants to keep an eye on it while I'm at work.
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The situation is confusing situation because the season 5 house is in Fulton County, GA, and Bam's April 7 court date is in Fulton County, PA. I would be surprised if he managed to get arrested down in GA.

In any case, I expect the government will drag its feet and the next real update will come from the Philadelphia NBC affiliate.
 
Polyboros2 said:
I first saw that court date posted in the thread in the first week or so. Definitely has nothing to do with last night, you don't get police visits on a Sunday night before your hearing, if he failed to show up and caught a warrant maybe.
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Yeah, that's why I wasn't entirely sure on correlation but it does seem shit timing for him one way or another if that court date for tomorrow is still meant to be happening. I wondered if maybe the Dunn TTS crap gave him a sobriety wobble on top of knowing he was due to appear again. Can't say I'm really knowledgeable about US courts/legal, but felt it was worth highlighting that he's meant to have that going on tomorrow. Someone said the guy in a hoodie may possibly have been Head, could have been him trying to pull Bam aside to sober up or something before court. We won't know until more happens regardless.
 
Apparently the wiggers are back in the basement. Basement chat leaks are saying Bam didn’t relapse but won’t be hosting the show anymore. Wiggers won’t elaborate further than that.
 
Hypercop said:
Can someone explain where and how Bashir actually manipulated anybody?
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I think he is just really autistic and wants people to be on his side all the time, including Drake, while trying to change what he signed up for, i.e. he is a dumb ass whiny faggot.
Manipulation is what Emma/JD/Drake do, the first two even talked down the retards all the time.
I also think people forget half the cast is composed of autistic retards, hence why they say HURR MANIPULATIVE. I believe this is the same reason why Landon lacks a spine, he apparently avidly watches the show, but he romanticizes trivial stuff all the time.


On Bashir, however, if he is in just for his thesis, then yes, he is very manipulative on top of being a faggot (and still autistic).
 
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