Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

Who passes better as a woman?

  • Autphag:

    Votes: 36 9.9%

  • Robert Wayne Stiles

    Votes: 327 90.1%
  • Total voters
    363
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Goddamnit, I want to party with you two, even if I have to walk across the Atlantic to do it. Watch for John Barrowman at 0:57, the late great Lis "Sarah Jane" Sladen at 1:51 and then Bernard "Théoden King" Hill just after. Also, two very special guests at about 2:49 onward.
 
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All this Western music shitposting aside: somebody has gone into my flat and stolen random food items they like.

I left it in the bag, and I can tell you, 3 used Miller Crunch Corners and a Macaroni Cheese packet don't add up to £9.40.

There is a bottle of Red Kola, caramel, and numerous other munchies missing. Due to low detail orientation, they didn't notice the After Eights tube, which remained intact in the bag.

Since Kelly Anderson is trying to teach me a perverted "lesson" about my way of life, I'm going to stay up today to catch him in the act and kill him.

This theft can't go tolerated, and my key appears to be missing, with only my card remaining in my pocket which was probably a dud he replaced.
 
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Baby girl, stop binge eating and forgetting about it. That makes you look like a sloppy sow - which you're not!
 
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Pikimon said:
@Autphag is fat

Discuss.
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He once went ate everything in the fridge. While he was stuffing his face with the contents from said fridge, his father came home drunk and angry from the pub.
He looked in the kitchen, and saw his fat son in a dress which seemed to almost rip at the seams, stuffing his fat face. This had sent the father in a fury.
"What the fuck are you doing you little faggot?!?" his father screamed as he pulled Autphag up his greasy long hair, "you fat fuck! Get out of that dress and dress like a bloody man!"
His father started to punch him about the gut, yelling 'fat faggot' and 'a bloody disappointment'.
This beat down, like the rest, sent poor old Autphag's bowls to loosen, which sent fecal matter to fly about the room as his father shook him like a British nanny.
The father only grew angrier, and from the smell, sicker. With one heave from his mouth, he vomited all over his shit shooting cross dressing son.
After a few more bouts of beer vomit which shot out like an arc of water from a sprinkler head, his father passed out on the floor, bubbles forming in the puddle where he lay face down in his own sick.
Autphag was saved a savage ass beating, so to celebrate he finished whatever was left in the fridge and went online to complain about imaginary people trying to kill him.


Oh, and he got AIDS and died.
 
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Autphag said:
All this Western music shitposting aside: somebody has gone into my flat and stolen random food items they like.

I left it in the bag, and I can tell you, 3 used Miller Crunch Corners and a Macaroni Cheese packet don't add up to £9.40.

There is a bottle of Red Kola, caramel, and numerous other munchies missing. Due to low detail orientation, they didn't notice the After Eights tube, which remained intact in the bag.

Since Kelly Anderson is trying to teach me a perverted "lesson" about my way of life, I'm going to stay up today to catch him in the act and kill him.

This theft can't go tolerated, and my key appears to be missing, with only my card remaining in my pocket which was probably a dud he replaced.
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What is this, the fourth time this has happened in the last week? It's like watching a dog barking at the TV or something.
 
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Autphag said:
All this Western music shitposting aside: somebody has gone into my flat and stolen random food items they like.

I left it in the bag, and I can tell you, 3 used Miller Crunch Corners and a Macaroni Cheese packet don't add up to £9.40.

There is a bottle of Red Kola, caramel, and numerous other munchies missing. Due to low detail orientation, they didn't notice the After Eights tube, which remained intact in the bag.

Since Kelly Anderson is trying to teach me a perverted "lesson" about my way of life, I'm going to stay up today to catch him in the act and kill him.

This theft can't go tolerated, and my key appears to be missing, with only my card remaining in my pocket which was probably a dud he replaced.
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I can tell you, it wasn't that person, but there are some who watch you and report to others. Then this happens. I'd watch for people with cell phones pointed at you....
 
Autphag said:
All this Western music shitposting aside: somebody has gone into my flat and stolen random food items they like.

I left it in the bag, and I can tell you, 3 used Miller Crunch Corners and a Macaroni Cheese packet don't add up to £9.40.

There is a bottle of Red Kola, caramel, and numerous other munchies missing. Due to low detail orientation, they didn't notice the After Eights tube, which remained intact in the bag.

Since Kelly Anderson is trying to teach me a perverted "lesson" about my way of life, I'm going to stay up today to catch him in the act and kill him.

This theft can't go tolerated, and my key appears to be missing, with only my card remaining in my pocket which was probably a dud he replaced.
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Why wait for Kelly to come to you when you can just go to Kelly yourself?
 
Autphag said:
Honestly, I think Kelly Anderson underestimates aspects of my permanent memory, which is why it thinks it can get away with this.
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STOP BINGE EATING. You wouldn't be having these issues with scheduled meals. Stop trying to be like your loser Family and be better than them.
 
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