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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
This season has had lots of ups and downs but I have never had a final four where I like all four (at least during the season in S1's case). It's a good cast.

Could you imagine JD being here?
 
I seriously cannot stand every time Bashir metafags and talks about "muh Fishtank should be such and such" it's such cringe reddit soy faggotry, as befitting of a man who describes Aryeh as one of his favorite fish.

Reminder that Bashir ranks Aryeh in his top 3 favorite fish of all time and no other reason to dislike him matters as that fact alone is sufficient for a fatwah to be issued.
He's talking about buying a Josie Queso plushie for himself because of the memory of watching S1 lmao
 
Final 3 HAS to become Fish vs Fish vs Fish vs Freeloaders. Production got butthurt about Friendtank then brought in a bunch of freeloaders who are just hanging around being friends.
 
Dog, I ain't gonna lie, after spending like 1 minute in dorm with the freeloaders...I might have to tap out if they don't kick out half these faggots.
Yeah, Jet said the plan was flood the tank then kick them out if they're shit. Dunye is so fucking annoying, Niglet is past her welcome, plus they just bring out the worst elements of Laura. Those two desperately need to leave, at least.
 
blane is in the wrong room. this room is completely vacuous
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Blane is a fish in my heart.

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This is not a FREELOADER. This is a BROTHER FISH.
 
Final 3 HAS to become Fish vs Fish vs Fish vs Freeloaders. Production got butthurt about Friendtank then brought in a bunch of freeloaders who are just hanging around being friends.
It genuinely made me MATI when James Drake just said "you guys didn't like FriendTank, so we turned it up". I hope when this is over they learn people were fine with FriendTank, it was the wiggers and 4chan faggots who didn't.
 
No matter who wins or loses I have no hard feelings over who you picked and I enjoyed watching these with every single one of you except mints.
Yeah it's easy to get really invested and heated but honestly all 4 of these Fish are some of the best in the show's history (out of the best cast they've ever had too). Ultimately I'm happy for either of these to win.
 
After all this, it would be a mistake not to have Blood Games 2 with at least this final 4 doing camping shit and fighting the vampires.
Blane and Laura can comeback, I'd even be okay with Beth tbh, or Vicky as an NPC, shit even bring on Blane's mom to play a tavern owner or something, but for the love of God do not bring s3 peeps unless it's Luke or Jobe

Burt would be funny as a Blade-type character but I heard he's trying to sue prod so that won't happen
 
Kimmee isn't really annoying from what I've seen of her on other streams but she's definitely going to do nothing but sit around and be pretty.
Shes not annoying but nerfed icepiss hard. outside of icepiss streams and in her own she does literally nothing besides generic whore.
 
Blane and Laura can comeback, I'd even be okay with Beth tbh, or Vicky as an NPC, shit even bring on Blane's mom to play a tavern owner or something, but for the love of God do not bring s3 peeps unless it's Luke or Jobe

Burt would be funny as a Blade-type character but I heard he's trying to sue prod so that won't happen
who is beth i dont even remember a beth (not joking i literally dont remember lol)

blaine has been my fav freeloader tbh. i thought i would fucking hate him tbh but i think hes been pretty funny.
i know hes not like a regular 'fuck shit up' freeloader but idk ive just liked his relationship with the twins and stuff
i think that added an interesting dynamic where they got gods strongest retard soldier.
 
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