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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Kitty Cat Man said:
Kimmee is passive to literally everyone except Ice. She has never asserted herself, especially to random people. She is about as much of a "mean girl" as summer.
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You can sell me on a vapid egirl if she's mean to everyone and her arc is just negging everyone in their weakest points. Jfc I'll even write you wiggers a script of what to get her to say to dig at people on their insecurities.
 
ncarto23 said:
Since the move to Georgia, im pretty sure its only 7-10 people total involved with production. They dont have any of the greater Hydeverse to come in to help, and burnt a ton of bridges in the move too. I would not be surprised at all if Mints was literally the only person in the basement right now while wiggers scramble and sleep.
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Pure autism speculation but... did the wiggers move to Georgia because of their super-lax laws on filming/production and/or tax incentives? If so, some wigger somewhere is smarter than I thought.
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Having Landon show up as the house Janny is a good bit and I'm sure it's profitable for the wiggers too. They also need to get the hint that IP2 and Cx fags don't care about fishtank, I think Kimmy has made the least amount of TTS money out of any freeloader by a mile - even Diamond and Mr Naked probably made more.
pooterino said:
Pure autism speculation but... did the wiggers move to Georgia because of their super-lax laws on filming/production and/or tax incentives? If so, some wigger somewhere is smarter than I thought.
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This is what literally everyone said when we saw it was in GA lol, no shit. It also helps Sam shot WP1 in GA and probably had actual knowledge on this sort of stuff to pass onto Jet, instead of the RI/MA strat of eat daily fines.
 
Meiwaku said:
You can sell me on a vapid egirl if she's mean to everyone and her arc is just negging everyone in their weakest points. Jfc I'll even write you wiggers a script of what to get her to say to dig at people on their insecurities.
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she isn't a vapid egirl though, she's literally summer with plastic surgery. ice's chat chimps out every time he streams with her because she does nothing and ice doesn't let people argue or fight around her because she spirals and cries.

her content is fighting with ice on discord.
 
pooterino said:
Pure autism speculation but... did the wiggers move to Georgia because of their super-lax laws on filming/production and/or tax incentives? If so, some wigger somewhere is smarter than I thought.
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They were looking in New York first so I think they just took what they could get. Also they're very adamant that people stop calling it a "show" and start calling it a "stream" so I doubt they're thinking about tax incentives for movies.
 
Meiwaku said:
You can sell me on a vapid egirl if she's mean to everyone and her arc is just negging everyone in their weakest points. Jfc I'll even write you wiggers a script of what to get her to say to dig at people on their insecurities.
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Let me explain how it will go

"lets get bashir, thats totes new and original"

The end.
 
Polyboros2 said:
I don't wanna hear about Landon doing nothing anymore
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He literally did nothing unless he was very drunk and/or pushed very hard. In the candy challenge, Landon didn't do shit besides sitting in his room moping like a raped faggot. The final push wouldn't have been successful nor even attempted without Drake.

It's sad to say, but unless he gets some serious intervention asap, he will be dying early due to his unhealthy habits, while, of course, still being a jannie (despite hating it).

Rawr, but not forgotten🐯 May he mop in peace </3
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
she isn't a vapid egirl though, she's literally summer with plastic surgery. ice's chat chimps out every time he streams with her because she does nothing and ice doesn't let people argue or fight around her because she spirals and cries.

her content is fighting with ice on discord.
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Summer is actually cuter, too. It must be the "I might stab you in the temple with an ice pick" energy.
 
Jackpot said:
Lower case teeth seems to be none too happy about Letty's cuddle session last night.
A sample of her arguing in the trenches.
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Edit: I hate that I didn't archive what she is responding to before it got deleted, but it was in response to a screenshot of Letty saying in the Telegram that it's crazy that Caroline wanted to go "caveman brain" on her
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I’m assuming that she doesn’t know that he thought that Letty was Laura at first?
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
Having Landon show up as the house Janny is a good bit and I'm sure it's profitable for the wiggers too. They also need to get the hint that IP2 and Cx fags don't care about fishtank, I think Kimmy has made the least amount of TTS money out of any freeloader by a mile - even Diamond and Mr Naked probably made more.

This is what literally everyone said when we saw it was in GA lol, no shit. It also helps Sam shot WP1 in GA and probably had actual knowledge on this sort of stuff to pass onto Jet, instead of the RI/MA strat of eat daily fines.
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the money point about TTS is important because it's the one thing production will for certain listen to, they've said they don't care what we have to say but it also wouldn't surprise me if it's all a gaslight, it also wouldn't surprise me if it's 100% true, but the money matters.
 
Aquafag said:
Option A - they couldn't get a flight right away and let him chill at the house and clean up until his flight
Option B - Trish treatment, stay rest of season as a freeloader to milk sfx/tts

Or maybe a little of both
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I want to believe that what Kody said is true and everyone really like him.
 
Just Some Other Guy said:
Also more monetary rewards, fuck. Capture the flag would be pretty good with all the forts. No team alliances. 4 digit reward. Like....you could have this going in 10 minutes.
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That's not a bad idea.

Also, Jet, you absolute double-nigger if you're not gonna do real CTF then at least set up a Halo CE or Halo 2 CTF lan party and make the fish fight it out digitally. You can afford a couple old Xbawkses, a network switch, and some ethernet cable. Don't be a jew with all that TTS money coming in.

bonus points if you get Drake to wear a cheap Master Chief halloween mask and dress Bashir up like The Arbiter. Shit, you can buy cheap plastic "plasma swords" from the game on Amazon
 
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