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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
Smoko Haram said:
The Georgia song segment while the fish and freeloaders were cleaning was kinda kino. I was dooming a bit halfway through the season (as is tradition), but it is shaping up to be another very enjoyable season.
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The clip in question, AFAIK this is the only extant clip of this scene, at least that is easily tagged so I can find it, I scrolled through the clips on the FT site from around the time the song played and I couldn't find anything (searching for clips fucking sucks btw):
 
I'm shocked and a little disappointed that we don't have clips in the thread of the moment Landon came back and the return of Bam and his parents entrance.

It's also worth noting someone had mentioned Bam's dog had "attacked" someone in production and thats why there was a dispute and Bam upon walking into the tank said he got bit by a dog...maybe?
 
I've never seen someone get rejected by a door before.
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The Real Taylor Swift said:
I feel sorry for the younger fans who didnt watch Viva La Bam during its original run or at all, because this is so significant. Even though theres no real direct link, without Jackass and Viva La Bama, Fishtank doesnt exist, if only for the reason that it primed a whole generation of young men (who are now approaching middle age rip) to watch insane retards torture other insane retards for fun.
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It's such a warm nostalgia, I LOVED Viva La Bam. For whatever reason, despite the gap in time between then and now, they look exactly like how I remember them 20 years ago.
 
Cracked Aces said:
It's such a warm nostalgia, I LOVED Viva La Bam. For whatever reason, despite the gap in time between then and now, they look exactly like how I remember them 20 years ago.
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HE SPOILED AGAIN “WAIT TILL YOU SEE TOMORROW” BAM
Gene Sinclair said:
Bam just mentioned a possible concert tomorrow.
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He cannot fucking stop SPOILING KEK
 
Steven Chapman said:
If they got CKY to play 98 Quite Bitter Beings, live on the tank, I think I’d have a faggy, earlier 2000s fanatical stroke.



Then I’d send a tts calling jet a nigger.
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Bam just mentioned a possible concert tomorrow.

Context: tts mentioned bringing Slayer in to play, Bam says “pretty much” and Phil asks if they know. Bashir asks if it’s Steel Panther, which Bam asks “do you know?”, Bashir freaks out, then they whisper something backs and forth.
 
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Ape is making her classic chili with cranberry sauce. The story is mentioned here about how she accidentally added it one time when Bam painted everything in their kitchen blue.
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Roak said:
It's the last week and Landon said he needs help cleaning because production told him a special guest is coming. What are the odds Sam hosts the show for the final week? Especially now that Bam is gone
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this didn't age well after 15 mins lol Bam brought his parents who are somehow still loving & wholesome despite Bam literally torturing them their entire lives, they're pretty much exactly the same. What a fucking M Night Shammajeet-level twist this was for all the people saying Bam relapsed or quit the show
 
THA PYONGYANG DADDY said:
If that fucking grouphome crackchild jet dosent bring frank on im going to find jets schizo tweaker homeless criminal dad and his fent junkie prostitute mom and drag them through the fucking front door of the house. Now that shit would be funny, especially since his dad has a habit of viciously mogging and verbally abusing jet in a similar fashion to the scene in there will be blood where the deaf "son" gets verbally dismantled by the oilman he thought was his father.
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He is not coming on, they have some sort of beef, I dunno why, Frank thinks Jet has an ego though. There was some drama after season 1 when they were editing. think it was because Jet fired Frank's editor, and removed a lot of Frank's hassles from the final cut and kept in his detective bit (which was shit). After he left Famous House, he said he was done with fishtank.
 
Bringing in Bam and his parents to recreate memories of Viva La Bam and the parent prank Jackass stuff is a huge Jet W. Perfect audience targeting. Now we just need Phil to mow the lawn and fall into a hole.
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