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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
A drunken Landon has shown up to try to keep them apart.

No idea where Vimp is. I can't be a Vimp Simp if she's not on screen.

BTW This cut into Jet trying to describe what happened with the door.
 
I think Bashir fans should be able to admit that he was doing it deliberately. Morality doesn't matter here, it's fucking Fishtank. I want to see retards fighting. It's not a negative against him.
Bashir has been in goo catharasis after endless retardation. He wanted to goo.

He dealt with endless retards and had all his shit destroyed by former allies.

Bashir was cleaning the room to let the Twins in to have fun. He didn't need to. He did something nice. He wanted to make goo.

James was yelling massive cringe at Bashir.

I know he was pushing it closed to fuck with him because he was pissed. I'm not denying this. I'm just saying James has been a sensitive little testicle this whole time and after. It was an accident. He did mean to hit him, it was just to piss him off.

James chimping out and kicking the door in is different. If he got his by his own retardation that's his own thing.

Bashir goes back to making goo INSTANTLY after.

Now James is chimping out. He is chimping out totally. Bashir is making Goo.


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HE JUST WANTED TO MAKE GOOOOO
 
Jet take on what happened between Bashir and Drake. As expected, golden boy that dindu nuffin, does nuffin AGAIN infront of everyone lol:

Edit: Rest of Jet take. Bashir has anger issues, just because Drake tried to punch him again doesn't mean Bashir isn't guilty of something, Drake would never lose his cool and break doors or something.
 
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Drake was ready to snap after those first taunts holy shit. One well-placed taunt and he's absolutely gonna self eliminate
 
Drake wasn't allowed in the room and threw a door at Bash. Bashir threw it back. Whether Bashir was trying to hit Drake in the head or not is irrelevant, Drake wouldn't have been hit if he hasn't been where he wasn't supposed to be. Simple as.
This. If a door is closed on me, and I kick/push it off his hinges and they push the door back at me, that's entirely on me.

Why won't Jet mention Drake pushing the fucking door off its hinges into Bashir lol?
 
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