Inactive Jake Rapp / Jacob Dean Johnson / KingOfCucks - Survivor of Feminism

[Absolutego]

He got his latest mark to buy him a house.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Putting a deposit on an apartment, especially in a market as busy as Seattle != buying a house.

Especially in Capitol Hill, either him or Fran would need to be director-level at a company in the area to remotely afford buying a place.

 

[HG 400]

Jake seems like an alright guy tbh.

 

[AnOminous]

Jake seems like an alright guy tbh.

Lolcows go downhill, always. No matter how low they get, there's never a bottom. Jake may be a bit of a bottom himself, but he seems to be going places in life. Better places than he was, at least.

 

[Cato]

>Poly
>Normal

90% of girls on OkCupid claim to be poly and bi. I mean, I know in Fran's case the poly part is actually true, but OkCupid is full of pretentious Portland hipsters who seem to think that identifying as monogamous and heterosexual is for neo-Nazis or something, so being poly is "normal" by the standards of that site.

 

[ActualKiwi]

She doesn't use prong collars.

She seems pretty okay otherwise. What are you claiming is awful in any of this text?

Note I said "wee bit', not a massive amount. Naming your kindle seems a little odd to me.
Definitely an improvement on the previous madwoman.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

What are you claiming is awful in any of this text?

The sheer "LOL SO QUIRKY" cringe factor of a woman near her 30's acting like a high school freshman with lol randum humor like she's fucking Katy t3h PenGuin of d0000m or some shit

 

[Cybermorph]

"What have I become."

Little late to be asking that question

What have I become

My sweetest Fran

Every girl I know

Cucks me up

In the end

 

[Tranny Dick Noballs]

At the rate, Jake is going, we're probably a few months away from Fran selling his ass to homosexuals. It still amazes me that one man can be so... pathetic. Yes, he may have a beautiful penis, but that glorious member is attached to one of the weakest men ever produced.

Thank the Lord Godbear Mormon Jesus that Jake got his tubes tied and will never ever produce an heir to this title of King of Cucks.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

Yes, he may have a beautiful penis.

Someone craves cuck cock

 

[Maradontia]

Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Putting a deposit on an apartment, especially in a market as busy as Seattle != buying a house.

Especially in Capitol Hill, either him or Fran would need to be director-level at a company in the area to remotely afford buying a place.

Did we find out what Fran's job is? I ain't sayin he on a gold hunt. But he ain't messin with no broke cunts.

The sheer "LOL SO QUIRKY" cringe factor of a woman near her 30's acting like a high school freshman with lol randum humor like she's fucking Katy t3h PenGuin of d0000m or some shit

To be fair, her profile says she's 25.

 

[Shugo]

I ain't sayin he on a gold hunt

If he is, it doesn't sound like it'll be very successful.

https://twitter.com/JakeRapp20X6/status/883328726540271616

https://twitter.com/JakeRapp20X6/status/884587806772690944


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Who would have guessed polyamory is the antonym to stable long-term relationships?

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

Guess someone with a little more personality than a slice of white bread came along and swept Fran off her feet.

 

[Shenmue3]

I think he's talking about breaking up with the "cute boy" he randomly started dating recently and not Fran.

https://twitter.com/JakeRapp20X6/status/883329870821969920 (Tweetsave)

 

[Shugo]

I think he's talking about breaking up with the "cute boy" he randomly started dating recently and not Fran.

https://twitter.com/JakeRapp20X6/status/883329870821969920 (Tweetsave)

He's also tweeting about moving into a new place on July 8th. It could be anyone. His instagram is also now private.

Has anyone read any posts about Fran lately? She could have been out of the picture for a while. I sincerely doubt any sane woman (like Fran seemed to be, moderately enough) would let him hook up with dudes casually.

I also doubt he would go onto tindr to find (boy)pussy to fuck if he had a live-in girlfriend to sleep with.

https://tweetsave.com/jakerapp20x6/status/876943447193600001

https://tweetsave.com/jakerapp20x6/status/877618609924694016

The most recent Fran post I can find is June 5th. It's possible he put in a deposit for the new place he's moving into (July 8th)

https://tweetsave.com/jakerapp20x6/status/871871402877624320

June 21st, he still is tweeting about his "GF" so I assume they're together.

 

[BIG DADDY]

I think he's talking about breaking up with the "cute boy" he randomly started dating recently and not Fran.

https://twitter.com/JakeRapp20X6/status/883329870821969920 (Tweetsave)

So already he's expressed more public remorse over losing a spring fling than he did with breaking it off with Ali. Seems about right.

 

[BlueSpark]

I sincerely doubt any sane woman (like Fran seemed to be, moderately enough) would let him hook up with dudes casually.

Fran is into polygamous relationships. She dated Jake whilst he was married to Alison and there was a screenshot of some dating or social media profile of hers posted here where she said she was looking to date additional men.

Here:

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but I don't think Jake has escaped the weird life.

I have this thing where whenever I see people on here talk about how shitty somewhere in the US is I use a burner OKCupid account to see what's what as it usually gives a funny insight into the local fauna of the area. The other day I looked up Seattle and amongst the frankly astonishing amount of dangerhairs and beached manatees I stumbled across this:

I guess it's still an upgrade from living the weird life with Comical Ali, though.

She isn't as crazy as Alison (or, at least, she doesn't seem like she is on the surface) but she's still a weirdo.

 

[Shugo]

She dated Jake whilst he was married to Alison

I forgot about those pictures of the man and his wife and his side chick in the old Seattle fart hovel, the side chick who he eventually leaves for.

 

[BlueSpark]

I forgot about those pictures of the man and his wife and his side chick in the old Seattle fart hovel, the side chick who he eventually leaves for.

Here's some screenshots I took forever ago. These are from before she lost her Nintendo job. The guy on the left was one of her orbiters and he's complaining about how she would constantly ask people to buy her toys and clothes and stuff (even when she was living in an expensive apartment and working at Nintendo she would beg for shit on twitter).
On the right is Alison, Fran and Jake at a pride parade.

 

[AnOminous]

Fucking Capitol Hill. You don't get more hipster than that.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

lmao jesus christ

did he get so mindfucked by alison that he legit is bisexual now

or is he so cucked by hanging out in the Seattle hipster scene that he feels he needs to fuck dudes in order to fit in