💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%

  • Total voters
    684
Boy, I can't wait to watch Nick get arrested on a warrant for failure to appear!

...is what I would say if Minnesota wasn't a complete fucking joke of a state.
That would never happen if Nick was a no-show.

They wouldnt have the authority to issue a warrant in this situation. I can't imagine any state allowing that for failing to appear at a civil restraining order hearing.


Now a default against Nick might be possible if he didnt show up, but I almost guarantee he'll show up if the Court doesnt grant the continuance (which I still think will be granted).
 
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That would never happen if Nick was a no-show.


Now a default against Nick might be possible if he didnt show up, but almost guarantee he'll show up if the Court doesnt grant the continuance (which I still think will be granted).
I think that Nick will skip it no matter what, using the "I don't want to settle, why should I go to the settlement conference?!" as his justification. Same way he thinks "the BAR can't do anything to me if I'm not a licensed attorney!"
 
Here's my best guess: Aaron gifted it to Kayla because he genuinely wanted to make her happy, and he ended up parting ways with her in the end. Nick insists that Aaron never actually fucked Kayla, and the dabblers seem to accept this based solely on their hatred for Aaron. Therefore, the fridge is a symbol of Aaron's pathetic and fruitless overtures toward Kayla.

It's all really dumb regardless.
Nick and the dabblers are still mad that Aaron and Geno have a nude pic of Kayla that Nick hasn't seen. Kayla only posed for her lover. It ruins Nick's "I'm not a cuck" narrative.
 
Crackhead spotted.

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I wonder if the judge has ruled on the continuation yet.
Dabblefaggots won't go to the courthouse, as either result doesn't disfavor Aaron.
Maybe @MNPublicRecords in the know. We pray.
Crackhead spotted.
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Ralph refers to his luchador passport holder.
The planets are aligning my dear friends, the sektur syzrgy is upon us.
 
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Nick either gets thrown through the Barbershop window this weekend, or potentially felted by the court

maybe both

the possible run-in by ralph is the legit wrestlemania moment
 
If he doesn't show up to a scheduled hearing because he flew out to the harass Aaron festival then that's a pretty clear case of contempt of court.
Generally in a civil hearing you are not in default if your lawyer shows up for the hearing and you weren't served a witness subpoena for that day. Nick is probably flying very close to the sun because 1. A restraining order is not a traditional civil matter for all purposes 2. How are they supposed to confer about settlement without the clients there 3. He may still be under a trial subpoena 4. Minnesota likes to have special rules about everything.
 
As it is Las Vegas,
Royal Flush is Nick getting embarrassed on-stage, gets pressed by Ralph in a IRL stream and gets a default by ignoring the scheduling conference.
Full house is two of three,
Two pair is one of three.

Zero of three is playing Keno and we've been felted.
 
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