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Laurie Penny news!

(She is not technically a tranny but a) she has on occasion vaguely claimed to be trans - by way of gender queerness - for attention, b) she is trans-adjacent royalty on account of having dated pre-trooning Grace Lavery and in any case c) if it is wrong to post this here then I don't want to be right.)

Laurie has bagged the birthing parent of all Twitter pile-ons [HOLD ON! DIDN'T LAURIE QUIT TWITTER AGES AGO BECAUSE OF ELON? - Ah. Well yes, yes she did. Odd that]

Anyway: [link]

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In all those replies there are a few MAGA types calling her a demon and so on, but mostly it's feminists telling her to STFU at last. (For those that don't know her, Penny is the flag-bearer of those airheads who went in a few years from "everything is rape culture" to "actually blokes flashing children is good".)

I'm not gonna screenshot all the replies (link above) but this one takes the cake:

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She is a mouse that likes to play with cats:

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Aw, everyone else's suggestions for collective nouns are way funnier than the ones I could've come up with; I got as far as "a delusion of dimwits" and then realized I had to lay my golden fiddle down as I knew that I'd been beat. How can troons 'n' poons hate this site when we've got a right proper collection of comedians over here? You'd think part of transition involves amputation of the funny bone or something...
The fun part about the origin of collective nouns for animals is that it's really entirely whimsical: the first known collection of animal group names was written all the way back in 1486 when a nun recorded names used to describe animals in a book about hunting and other gentleman's hobbies. And while nobody knows for sure whether the names were meant to be serious or if they were all out of jest, it's a tradition now, and I think our sense of humor makes for a pretty charming part about belonging to the chaotic species that we do.

(For those curious, it's in the Book of Saint Albans.)
Anyway, this isn't the thread to wax lyrical about words, enthuse about etymology or celebrate syntax, so allow me to, as what once was common parlance among the youth to remind of their cohorts, check myself before I wreck myself.

Both TiFs and TiMs often have peculiar inspirations for what drives them to dive into the watery grave of transition, but today, TiFs take home gold when they say that some of the men they long to emulate include Steve Irwin, Barack Obama, Macaulay Culkin, HAL 9000 and what one dood describes as a "chopped birder unc" - which I imagine to be a divorced man with a receding hairline who has taken up birdwatching to beat back crippling loneliness but can't lay off the bottle long enough to be tolerable company. I can understand conceptually the desire to look like taut, wet little yaoi men or a leading man like Errol Flynn, but fucking killer robots and actual dogs?
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what was your most "hear me out" transition goal or gender envy? (real or fictional)​

i can start, my weirdest examples are also the earliest ones i can remember. hear me out:
real: steve irwin (i am not australian, nor was i american at the time i discovered him, nonetheless.) the guy from blues clues, bill nye the science guy, and term 1 president obama (idk either alright, i was living in chicago at the time)
fictional: fireheart and crookedstar from the warrior cats series, the crocodile from the peter man movie, and delgado the german shepherd from the first and second beverly hills chihuahua movies,
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After being banned for suggesting violence is the only way to make the world a better place, a tranny throws a long-winded hissy fit about how Reddit is no longer the dominion of the depraved as it should be. What's funny is that OP never quotes verbatim precisely what he said, but I have a sneaking feeling that it wasn't as benign as advocating for brick-throwing as a tool of resistance...
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A vent on how insanely transphobic Reddit has become​

Alright, I need to get this shit off my chest because I’m losing my mind at the amount of times I’ve gotten in trouble with this fucking website over the last two years, but especially since that fucking cockroach Donald Trump became president.
This website has a huge fucking problem with the way they tuned their automod to get shit removed and then ban you. It is completely dysfunctional at actually preventing people from spreading hate on this fucking website. You can go on literally any subreddit that isn’t queer-centered, or even queer-adjacent (I’m talking about boards for stuff like fandoms and shit), and find a ton of users spewing hateful bigoted trash and using slurs. Even outside of queer bigotry, you have thousands of people being racist, Zionist, ableist, etc. and Reddit never does ANYTHING about it.
But then you, as a queer person, make a comment that sounds kind of mean, and you get struck down with the fucking ban hammer for DARING to incite violence, harassment, hate, you name it. Last week, I got banned for commenting on a news post about the SCOTUS ruling where they legalized child torture, and the whole comment is just me pointing out how fucking miserable it is living in a country where torture that is specifically targeted toward you has become legalized by both liberals and conservatives.
In other words, I know for a fact that I didn’t say anything in that post worth being banned over.
So what actually did get me banned? I said something along the lines of “At what point do we just get tired of this shit and start picking up a brick or something” (and so I can have a metacontextual conversation about this fucking statement, I DISAVOW I DISAVOW I DISAVOW, I forgot to put “in Minecraft” at the end of it oops).
And what do I get banned for? Inciting violence on individuals. I’m sorry, but who the fuck am I actually targeting with violence here? SCOTUS, apparently? I guess I, just some fucking t-slur in the eyes of the law, am going to go actually target some of the highest figures in the land and risk inciting an open genocide toward my community by the fascists in charge? Otherwise, who else would I have mentioned? It’s not like I mentioned a cop. Hell, it’s not like I mentioned an actual person at all. I \*could\* have, but didn’t because I DISAVOW, meant we could pick up a brick for any number of reasons. Maybe I \*could\* have implied fucking property damage, or maybe I could have implied we paint these fucking bricks and build a homeless shelter with them.
Regardless, you can’t even imply through someone’s worst will interpretation that you’re going to do a boo boo at someone without getting fucking canned for a week like I did, but you can go on this website and state how trans women aren’t women and deserve what we have coming to us, that Palestinians are all anti-Semitic Hamas terrorists, that Iranians deserve to be bombed to death by America, that George Floyd actually was a crook and wasn’t choked to death by a white man, etc.
Reddit won’t give a fuck, and their appeal system is dogshit because I can’t actually tell if a human actually \*did\* look at my comment or if a bot did.
That’s it. Fuck Reddit so hard. I’ve come to hate this website so fucking much, but I frequent it specifically to follow queer related boards and a few fandoms and shit. I hate that there’s nowhere better to talk because this site has a fucking monopoly on message boards.
And I’m done ranting. Peace 🫩
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A pooner admits that she observes confused young women with ill intent.
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must......not........groom 20 year old hefab in my GED class​

i started classes two days ago they're easy shit but there are two poonish looking ones, they randomly started talking about dying their hair purple and having a septum piercing and cosplay. i fumbled and didn't get to ask what they cosplayed, i need to man up and get hefab wife or turn him into my t4t poonhusband i haven't had an irl friend in like 6 years
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TIMtanic: though his autistic wife is on the verge of a breakdown due to the overwhelming stress of raising three kids, a man nonetheless prepares to crash right into the iceberg of troonacy and sink the ship of the life his spouse worked hard to build. Wretchedly, OP has the audacity to pretend he feels guilty as he whines about how he worries that he "trapped" her... because according to him, he knows she won't leave him in order to maintain a stable household for their children. Some days, this top hat fits me so tight, it's hard to think straight!
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I worry even mentioning HRT is going to destroy my wife...​

Hello womanly people! Online I go by Cassidy, but in person I am still living my stereotypically 36yo male dad-life.
That is to say, a long while back I got married, got a house, got a cat, and now (10+ years after marriage) we have three kids. My wife really wanted the big family, and I don't think she really regrets it, but there are many, many days that I think she is way too overwhelmed. She was recently diagnosed as Autistic and the chaos that 3 kids bring to a house is starting to cause her to crack. I help as much as I can, as do our families, but she's still in a very, very fragile place right now. Has been for about two years. She doesn't handle change very well. And now... I'm deeply considering some form of HRT (although I have a few more therapy sessions before I make that decision).
I came out to her as a crossdresser just 4 years ago, then again as NB just a couple weeks ago. I've been crossdressing since early elementary school (if you can call wearing your mom's dresses for 5 seconds at a time crossdressing) and have steadily progressed to the point where I am starting to identify as non-binary. I've been trying to test this identity for myself by wearing more androgynous clothes, women's jewelry and women's undergarments during my day to day life, but it's just not enough. I don't want to just act and groom different... I want to be different. (although I fully recognize that HRT is not prerequisite to being NB).
I'm in a place now where I can deal with disapproving parents (hers are going to be trouble) and I think the kids will be ok, but I'm worried about her. DEEPLY worried. She's not any sort of phobic (actually a big RuPaul fan), but she's as straight as an arrow, and despite having the third kid with me while knowing about the crossdressing, she did not sign up for this level of an identity change. Our lives are kinda like a fine watch in that between our work schedules, family appointments and other things we're just barely managing, and now it feels like I'm about to try taking one of the main gears out and swapping it with like... a spring or something.
I'm just so terrified that this could be the last straw before her breaking down, and it's all my fault because I couldn't bring myself to face this earlier on in my life. I'm confident she would try to maintain our living situation for the sake of the kids (and because neither of us could likely manage on our own), but that doesn't really comfort me. I feel like I trapped her.
I don't know if there's any advice you could give... Maybe if you lived a similar scenario, you could let me know how it worked out. Thanks for reading regardless.
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As the world slowly awakens from the deep coma of transgender acceptance, even the Swedish are backing off from the idea that men can ever fully skinwalk women and aren't very interested in putting the uteruses of dead women into the bodies of living men - which leaves this tranny with dreams of motherhood feeling as if his life is now a waking nightmare.
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Am I being ridiculous for thinking that I will be able to get pregnant in the future?​

Gosh, where to begin... I'm 22 and I've had this longing for a long time and have spent some of my energy looking into what potential opportunities there are as part of my transition. I've made a previous post here going into details about Sahlgrenska University Hospital in Sweden and the overall state of uterus transplants (UTx procedures).
Recently I was in contact with them about any future possibilities for getting help and was met with the response that they "only offer these procedures to genetically XX women and that no effort has been put into researching options for genetically XY women". The answer was definitely discouraging and didn't help to alleviate any stress I carry about this stuff.
Still though I keep holding on to the idea that this will be made a reality, it'll just take a bit of time and I just need to be patient. When I talked to my mom about this though (who's a nurse that's also been very supportive of my transition) she gives a very serious look of doubt before saying it's dangerous and impossible. When I looked into her eyes I couldn't help but feel... foolish and irrationally desperate.
I can't shake the dreadful fear of whether she's right, it all just seems hopelessly uphill with so many things needing to go right in order for this to happen. Even the medical professionals that turned the impossible prospect into reality over a decade ago show no interest or sign of this happening...
Am I stupidly naive? Being too afraid to face the despairing reality? Am I holding to false hope? Desperately trying to duct tape together shattered dreams that were never meant to be?
I'm scared...
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Finally, the fantasy of having his hypothetical horror-hole slurped into like a grainy, curdled smoothie motivates a troon to quit smoking.
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i stopped smoking cigarettes by imagining a gangster boy sticking his tongue deep in my pussy​

every time i look at a cigarette or tobacco now after restarting in the past week i just imagine how it would feel to have a crazy strong man put his tongue all the way inside me after watching the SRS seminar and i know that if i have nicotine in my system then the doctors will keep that experience away from me so it pretty much kills the craving every time.
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Magic Pickle said:
After being banned for suggesting violence is the only way to make the world a better place, a tranny throws a long-winded hissy fit about how Reddit is no longer the dominion of the depraved as it should be.
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Last week, I got banned for commenting on a news post about the SCOTUS ruling where they legalized child torture, and the whole comment is just me pointing out how fucking miserable it is living in a country where torture that is specifically targeted toward you has become legalized by both liberals and conservatives.

No not the "child torture"! Oh wait he means going through puberty. I guess we've all been tortured, let me find some bricks

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which leaves this tranny with dreams of motherhood feeling as if his life is now a waking nightmare.
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I would love it if scientists would start putting cadaver wombs in trannies. The risk of complications are so high, why should animals have to suffer these experiments when there's a perfectly good group* of 41% disposable volunteers?

*a mutilation of trannies. Ok that's my last one
 
Ooh I read this (collective nouns) discussion but it happened before I got here! I posted my own nouns in an addendum to a musing on Chris. I believe “a ‘suicide’ of trannies” was picked in days gone, here were mine:
For troons: A malevolence. A maelstrom. A malingering. A menace.
For pooners: A dainty. A piffle. A cluster-B (the b is silent)
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It's gotta have zazz. A jab, something under the hood. I especially like the ones that reference predatory nature of AGPs.
 
A she/her who can cry on command lets people know who counts as queer. You, too, can be a straight queer person provided you identify as one, firmly entrenching you in the LGBT Maginot Line.
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"Biphobes and acephobes are the only ones hating this"
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The profile:
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And a handy bingo showing you her relatable traits:
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For those that don't know her, Penny is the flag-bearer of those airheads who went in a few years from "everything is rape culture" to "actually blokes flashing children is good"
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I remember her from this interaction where she tried to fleece people - the typical Jew that she is - during a free debate.
 
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As a conservative, especially in the New England area, I have to assume everyone around me is a leftist, even if they dress conservatively. So I really doubt that any conservative is at all surprised to hear leftist drivel from this pooner's mouth.

I'm going to assume that the people around him think at best he's an annoying gay boy.
 
Queer had not been ~reclaimed~ in the 80s. If I, a terminally sheltered homeschooled retard, knew that queer was a slur, then everyone knew. First time I’d heard anything about it being reclaimed was late ‘oughts, I think.

Somehow I also knew about Manson removing a rib to suck his dick, and the Richard Greer gerbil thing. So I think I’d have heard if queer was being reclaimed. (How did those rumors get around though without internet?)

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No not the "child torture"! Oh wait he means going through puberty. I guess we've all been tortured, let me find some bricks
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He’s talking about the recent decision to allow “conversion therapy,” by which I mean a therapist exploring through talk therapy the idea they might not be trans. Some conversion therapy was akin to torture, I’m pretty sure that form wouldn’t be protected by law, but trannies assume anyone daring to question them is also akin to torture.

Case in point: my bff is a therapist, was assigned a pooner. They had a good session, but my friend mentioned not having a lot of experience with pooners. Said pooner scheduled her next appointment, then filed a grievance against my friend and changed therapists. The grievance went no where, thankfully.
 
It is apparently one year since the UK High Court judgement in For Women Scotland's favour.
Whole bunch of protests from both sides, sometimes in the same same location, scheduled for this week-end.

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Tranny protests outside Girlguiding buildings should be particularly gruesome.
 
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Queer had not been ~reclaimed~ in the 80s. If I, a terminally sheltered homeschooled retard, knew that queer was a slur, then everyone knew. First time I’d heard anything about it being reclaimed was late ‘oughts, I think.

Somehow I also knew about Manson removing a rib to suck his dick, and the Richard Greer gerbil thing. So I think I’d have heard if queer was being reclaimed. (How did those rumors get around though without internet?)


He’s talking about the recent decision to allow “conversion therapy,” by which I mean a therapist exploring through talk therapy the idea they might not be trans. Some conversion therapy was akin to torture, I’m pretty sure that form wouldn’t be protected by law, but trannies assume anyone daring to question them is also akin to torture.

Case in point: my bff is a therapist, was assigned a pooner. They had a good session, but my friend mentioned not having a lot of experience with pooners. Said pooner scheduled her next appointment, then filed a grievance against my friend and changed therapists. The grievance went no where, thankfully.
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I feel for your BFF. To be a therapist these days must be to feel like an astrophysicist whom spent six years studying for her degree, and then graduated only to find that her professional organisations are infested with flat-Earthers.

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Tranny protests outside Girlguiding buildings should be particularly gruesome.
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Ooh, but the shit optics on that will be such a glorious own-goal.

This right here is the Tranny Extinction Burst.

Savour every second of it.
 
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I've been roaming Threads a bit more recently.


Here's a lovely lady with her brilliant 5 o'clock shadow, knee high socks, and dump truck ass.
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This is not the first time I've seen this account dunking on trannies. Keep on lil star.
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This is who feels threatened:
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lol sir please
 
Accept Only Substitutes said:
Somehow I also knew about Manson removing a rib to suck his dick, and the Richard Greer gerbil thing. So I think I’d have heard if queer was being reclaimed. (How did those rumors get around though without internet?)
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A slight OT but I'm still amazed that the Manson rib thing gossip was able to reach even my microscopic polish town long before we had any access to the internet. How tf did that happen?
 
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