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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
malt ipecac said:
I really can't decide whether I think it's a bit, but the fact that "Owen" didn't write anything down probably isn't relevant. He could have just asked production to save a recording of his time in the house to be reviewed later.
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Not to TMI but a journalist relying on a 3rd party (especially the one hes interviewing) to provide him with his only source of post-interview recording is extremely bad journalism. He does allegedly work for Wired so maybe.
 
Caught this earlier, I was too caught up in the hubbub of the interview and making other clips to post it before. We had another goo fall:
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Not to TMI but a journalist relying on a 3rd party (especially the one hes interviewing) to provide him with his only source of post-interview recording is extremely bad journalism. He does allegedly work for Wired so maybe.
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Yeah, production could snip out the part with Bliccy. Where they said they were raped but this season no one has been raped which is good.
 
malt ipecac said:
I really can't decide whether I think it's a bit, but the fact that "Owen" didn't write anything down probably isn't relevant. He could have just asked production to save a recording of his time in the house to be reviewed later.
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Wired probably wouldn't cover the story to begin with. If they did, they'd probably just say "Sam Hyde, Adult Swim Nazi-affiliated comedian's show was pushing boundaries... in the worst ways. Now, Bam Margera has taken the reins.", and not go to the house to take pictures etc.
I'm hoping I'm wrong and it's real, would be great to see the article.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Not to TMI but a journalist relying on a 3rd party (especially the one hes interviewing) to provide him with his only source of post-interview recording is extremely bad journalism. He does allegedly work for Wired so maybe.
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The biggest piece of evidence that it's a work and not a real WIRED hitpiece is that they actually sent a crew out there. The usual modus operandi for scumbag journos is to send an e-mail with a list of "when did you stop beating your wife?" type questions and a 12 hour deadline to reply, then post the already-written article stitched together from shit pulled off the web and lies pulled out of their ass.

At most they'll pull a Taylor Lorenz and pull up to the front door uninvited and knock, hoping someone takes a swing or pulls a Boogie.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Not to TMI but a journalist relying on a 3rd party (especially the one hes interviewing) to provide him with his only source of post-interview recording is extremely bad journalism. He does allegedly work for Wired so maybe.
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True, that might not be the case. They could've also had someone offsite from Wired record the stream.

Dedans said:
Wired probably wouldn't cover the story to begin with.
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My feeling, too.

I can't find anyone on their staff who looks like either of the guys who showed up just now. They could be freelancing, though.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Mauro, Jon, or Simmons I'd heavily wager caused a stink
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The S3 porn girl, Shelly or something, the one who wore the plushy octopus on her head all the time, explained this all to us. It's all in the contract. She said she had learned her lesson from doing porn and made sure that no company could use her image for more than 6 months after a production wrapped. Ubless there's a time limit specified in the contract, they could use her images in perpetuity for advertising purposes and even in other projects that she hadn't agreed to.

Right after that she was eliminated lol
 
Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
The S3 porn girl, Shelly or something, the one who wore the plushy octopus on her head all the time, explained this all to us. It's all in the contract. She said she had learned her lesson from doing porn and made sure that no company could use her image for more than 6 months after a production wrapped. Ubless there's a time limit specified in the contract, they could use her images in perpetuity for advertising purposes and even in other projects that she hadn't agreed to.

Right after that she was eliminated lol
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Her name was Turbo. (Shelby)
 
Twins are going to win this. Ancient Chinese knowledge will guide them.
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Dumbledore's Onlyfans said:
The S3 porn girl, Shelly or something, the one who wore the plushy octopus on her head all the time, explained this all to us. It's all in the contract. She said she had learned her lesson from doing porn and made sure that no company could use her image for more than 6 months after a production wrapped. Ubless there's a time limit specified in the contract, they could use her images in perpetuity for advertising purposes and even in other projects that she hadn't agreed to.
Right after that she was eliminated lol
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She found the elimination Gem bro that's why she was eliminated
 
crb said:
If it was someone actually funny doing it, said person would offer dumbgay or landon again
Anyway, one hour until Burt DIES
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I'd prefer gay nigger fight but I'll accept seeing Drake in action.
 
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