💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

NaggotFigger said:
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Those are the hooves of an incredibly obese pigman. Pat. You are fat.
 
I am around Pat's age. Everybody I know is constantly complaining about how fat they're getting, whether we are or not. I have never in my life seen a man our age go around insisting he's thin when he's clearly got three chins and a beer gut. That's not even a spare tire anymore, it's a full obstructed view of his twig and berries. Fat bastard probably hasn't seen them in months.

It's a relatable problem, especially at our age. I slip two notches in belt every time I look at a donut. Nobody can maintain complete discipline all the time. You get a little fat, you laugh at yourself and then you get back on the ball and drop the weight. Or not. You can just stay fat. When you're old nobody fucking cares.

He should buy this shirt, people would love it and it would help him chill the fuck out:
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It just doesn't make any sense. He could say "Yeah I'm fat, so what I'm also banging your mom" like any other rational man and it would go away. But he clings to this ridiculous self image. Everything about Pat is retarded and fasc6.
 
He's such a drunk retard. 'Some college'. Pfft.

The Philippines are going to kick you out ❌
The Philippines is going to kick you out ✅

He could have used 'are' if he'd stated 'The Filipinos are going to kick you out' but I doubt he knows that Filipinos and The Philippines are in any way related.

He's had opportunities that half the world would kill for and he's done nothing with them. Screwed up his education, drove away his first wife, abandoned his daughter, destroyed his (mediocre) writing career, blew his television chances, all to to be a fat, pedo adjacent, obnoxious, friendless void on social media. I think that's probably what repulses me the most about him, he had so much and threw it all away. He can blame The Pests, Farmers, fascists and stalker childs but he did all this to himself.
 
Piggle Rick said:
Even if Fatrick thinks he has identified some guy (I’m pretty sure he hasn’t)
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I think he has, but it’s just another Dan Mullen/Andrew Nadolski situation, Bernard didn’t care enough to not be ‘unmasked’.

I’d like to be wrong though.
TerminalTryHard said:
So this is some clear setup by the pests right?
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I don’t think it is, but hopefully they can create enough doubt that he has an aneurysm or does something really embarrassing.
AltisticRight said:
Those are the hooves of an incredibly obese pigman. Pat. You are fat.
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Not Rick’s hands nigga. That’s a ‘we ‘hacked’ your shit and found a picture you posted of your own passport’, not a ‘here’s me with your passport’.
 
Bill Evans 45 said:
He's such a drunk retard. 'Some college'. Pfft.

The Philippines are going to kick you out ❌
The Philippines is going to kick you out ✅

He could have used 'are' if he'd stated 'The Filipinos are going to kick you out' but I doubt he knows that Filipinos and The Philippines are in any way related.

He's had opportunities that half the world would kill for and he's done nothing with them. Screwed up his education, drove away his first wife, abandoned his daughter, destroyed his (mediocre) writing career, blew his television chances, all to to be a fat, pedo adjacent, obnoxious, friendless void on social media. I think that's probably what repulses me the most about him, he had so much and threw it all away. He can blame The Pests, Farmers, fascists and stalker childs but he did all this to himself.
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Wrong again, stalker. The multiple small islands that comprise The Philippines themselves will rise from the ocean and expel Bernard from their lush tropical majesty. The Philippines are going to kick him out. He will die screaming on the floor of the cage he chose to occupy long, long ago.
 
AltisticRight said:
Child, Donald J Trump being a fat child rapist and Patrick Tomlinson being a fat Black child pepperoni butcher is not mutually exclusive. This is how you chose to die, enjoy prison.
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No, stalker. This is how you screamed as you blew your brains out while your parents stood by, nodding approvingly. Enjoy prison.

NaggotFigger said:
No stalker. Those are your delusions again. This is how you chose to end your life. Enjoy prison.
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No, stalker. This is how you died, cold and alone in a puddle of fear piss rage on the hard metal floor of your lonely dark prison cell at the center of the earth. Enjoy.

Bill Evans 45 said:
The Philippines are going to kick you out ❌
The Philippines is going to kick you out ✅
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Shut the fuck up, grammar Nazi whore.

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For anyone not up-to-date on Patrick's Twitter, he seems very comfortable calling women he doesn't like "bitches" and "whores."
 
Fishtank crossover. A TTS asks a contestant, self-described "Black Dom Top" Burt, to message @stealthygeek on Twitter after the show as he and his wife Niki are looking for a new bull.
 
I do not believe thats Bernard, just another faildox sent his way by the girlboss antifascist h@ck3r speed junkie.

Bernard is somewhat active on twitter, youtube, OnA, etc under his own name and his style doesnt match funster Kyle’s at all. Bernard seems to be on a serious mission to expose these clowns while Kyle is just a relentlessly fat-phobic troll. God Bless them both. 🫡
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Fishtank crossover. A TTS asks a contestant, self-described "Black Dom Top" Burt, to message @stealthygeek on Twitter after the show as he and his wife Niki are looking for a new bull.
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Unfortunately Burt has awful memory but the good news is Burt’s fetish is gay white guys in denial so if he is reminded of this right after fat replies to a bunch of gay porn he probably won’t let up for a long time.
Another possibility is burt saying that rick isnt skinny enough for his taste and getting childed for it.
 
Gemerson said:
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By the way the apartment next to Fatrick's (2619 N Oakland Avenue) has an available listing. (Remember: No trolling.)
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I just need to get myself a decent sized coffin and fill it with enough baklava and frogurt to get me across the atlantic and onto the great lakes and I will be all set to go...
 
Judge Holden said:
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- me staring at fatrick taking off his maid outfit through the window after purchasing the property -

I just need to get myself a decent sized coffin and fill it with enough baklava and frogurt to get me across the atlantic and onto the great lakes and I will be all set to go...
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I checked the Zillow listing but found no indication if it's for the north or south apartments.
 
Pat’s “friend” (who he never supports) EDE Bell is always posting crazy shit, but I found this lot especially funny. It traumatizes her that she’s not attractive enough to be an object of sexual harassment by men she hates:

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No one's talked to you? Man it's almost like you're not credible at all. Maybe you should finally just kill yourself. It'll be the only thing you're known for. You literally have less people buying your books than Patrick. Your Banished Craft book has less than 50 reviews on Amazon in eleven years!

This is probably the most informative review on Goodreads for it and they gave it a generous 2 stars

OMG, I finally finished this, which was in doubt on more than one occasion. I just could not get into it and every page was a slog. I mean, I can read a book this length in a day. But I've been reading this one forever and a day...ok, three weeks, but for me, that's an eternity. I would pick it up, read a chapter (sometimes less), put it down, go off and read something else (usually an entire other book) and then come back to this one for a chapter (sometimes less). It was in this arduous manner I finally chipped away at it enough to finally finish. And do you know what? It ended about where I expected it to start with nary a conclusion in sight.

And it's not even that it's a bad book. The writing is pretty good and the characters seem interesting enough. Unfortunately, there are about four billion of them, most of whom don't seem relevant (though I suspect they will be in future books). And all these characters populate about a million unrelated plots. Though I expect they'll connect up at some point, just not in this book. I can kind of see the shape it will be taking, but that's not enough to be a satisfying rad.

It this over abundance of characters and plot lines that did me in. I was just never able to sink into it and float away with the story. Just about the time I settled into a narrative, it jumped to another, and just about the time I got comfortable there, the book was off again. This is stylistic and if it doesn't bother you then you may like the book. This drives me batty and I wanted to scream...or DNF the book.

There is a pleasant circularity to the two worlds that I appreciated and again, the writing is pretty good. But This one was definitely not for me. I had hoped to read the sequel, but I barely made it through this one
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Seems her novels are just as disjointed as her xeets.
 
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