Brianna Wu / John Walker Flynt - "Biggest Victim of Gamergate," Failed Game Developer, Failed Congressional Candidate

[King Dead]

Your biological father is Joel Flynt. He is an OBGYN in Hattiesburg, Mississippi.

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It's always funny when he feels the need to embellish a lie because he can't help but go even more over the top. Now his (fake) real dad actually lives in Portland, whose population is about as far from Christian conservative as you can get, making his (fake) dad a kajillion times better than his (not actually) adoptive father. I'll bet he's even a full-blooded Zionist to boot.

So uh, why'd you (allegedly, no proof given) go to Hattiesburg recently? Or did you forget that you said you were going there to research your (fake) birth family? What could you have possibly learned about him there if he were actually in Portland all along?

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

It's always funny when he feels the need to embellish a lie because he can't help but go even more over the top. Now his (fake) real dad actually lives in Portland, whose population is about as far from Christian conservative as you can get, making his (fake) dad a kajillion times better than his (not actually) adoptive father. I'll bet he's even a full-blooded Zionist to boot.

So uh, why'd you (allegedly, no proof given) go to Hattiesburg recently? Or did you forget that you said you were going there to research your (fake) birth family? What could you have possibly learned about him there if he were actually in Portland all along?

He has been tweeting all day when he is supposed to be on an airplane and unavailable too.


A stinkdictch is NOT a vagina Kermit.

 

[Stabby_Pencil]

Why did Wu specify that is was regular, 'normal' sex there?

 

[Stinkyboy]

Just because there's another hole in the front doesn't make it not anal sex.
You're a homosexual, John. So is Frank.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I thought that he was keeping all this quiet because he didn't want anyone stalking his family? I guess internet attention was more important.

No doubt he thought of some new embellishment to his lies. No doubt we will discover that Daddy Wu is a Jewish convert or something.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Why does this complete fucking retard think that "three months" is enough time?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

He has been tweeting all day when he is supposed to be on an airplane and unavailable too.


A stinkdictch is NOT a vagina Kermit.

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“It’s fine. It’s fine.” I guess “if it don’t apply let it fly” doesn’t apply to John because his rotten hole is only a vagina as long as there’s a consensus on twitter.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

For starters, the fact that you are a mentally unstable cross dressing mutant trying to insert yourself into random strangers lives.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Just because there's another hole in the front doesn't make it not anal sex.

To be fair, it isn't like anal sex. It's more like sticking your dick into a deep bellybutton.

But John does protest too much which makes me wonder if his amhole is nomore.

 

[broken chyron]

For starters, the fact that you are a mentally unstable cross dressing mutant trying to insert yourself into random strangers lives.

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Great example of John's main character syndrome and lacking theory of mind. Assuming your bullshit adoptive father stuff is true, of course it would be fucking weird on both sides for you to meet. Even if he wasn't a narcissistic cryptid, adoption reunifications are obviously fraught and jarring.

But in John's mind only his emotions matter and other people only exist to behold his glory, so that retarded "why?" tracks.

 

[PatrickButtmanJr.]

Cons

To be fair, it isn't like anal sex. It's more like sticking your dick into a deep bellybutton.

But John does protest too much which makes me wonder if his amhole is nomore.

Considering how lazy and retarded John is, he never kept up with his dilations and his stinkditch sealed shut. Most likely explains why he keeps going back for “necessary throat surgeries”

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

Cons

Considering how lazy and retarded John is, he never kept up with his dilations and his stinkditch sealed shut. Most likely explains why he keeps going back for “necessary throat surgeries”

Or the numerous "knee surgeries" that he's had to have because he totally runs a quadrillion miles per day.

 

[Nero Fiddled]

Or the numerous "knee surgeries" that he's had to have because he totally runs a quadrillion miles per day.

Perhaps his bullshit mill is pedal powered.

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

You don't work at all Kermit.



Such a hero.



John is such a douchebag.

 

[Stinkyboy]

Being nasty, says nasty stinky mutant

 

[GrammaNazi]

"I had to pay cash for everything."

Such a hero.

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Translation: "I hooked a Golden, Chinese Paypig with my Emerald Fishing Rod (and some luck with life's RNG generator) and now he gives me everything I impulsively want. Oooh! Blinky pinball! Gimme!"

 

[Not Dr. Evil]

Did John forget that he is supposed to be visiting his imaginary dad?

He spent all day arguing with other troons instead of tweeting how fake dad totally thinks that he is heckin valid.

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Did John forget that he is supposed to be visiting his imaginary dad?

He spent all day arguing with other troons instead of tweeting how fake dad totally thinks that he is heckin valid.

John is awful at keeping track of his lies. Pretty sure before the meeting his fake dad lie, he also claimed he was going to be traveling for work this month, ending with a trip back to Israel

 

[S.C.U.D.]

"I work in American public policy" - John Walker Flynt (unemployed)

 

[sperginity]

John is awful at keeping track of his lies. Pretty sure before the meeting his fake dad lie, he also claimed he was going to be traveling for work this month, ending with a trip back to Israel

maybe lying about travel plans runs in the family? I really hope the biological family saga is true, so we eventually get a glimpse at the genetic ingredients that produce a guy like john. I find it more plausible than the reverse-matilda story of an otherwise normal family spawning him at random.