💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

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How long will Chibi's Japan Adventure Last?

  • He's never coming back.

    Votes: 153 18.5%

  • 1 year

    Votes: 68 8.2%

  • 6 months

    Votes: 88 10.6%

  • 3 months

    Votes: 90 10.9%

  • 1 month

    Votes: 33 4.0%

  • The job is a scam.

    Votes: 395 47.8%
  • Total voters
    827
HRT Heisenberg said:
> Admits that moving back to the states would just change the backdrop and won't solve any of his problems
> "I should move to Osaka for a fresh start"

What did he mean by this Japanbros?
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Hey, so I'm a resident Japan expert here, and I want to tell you something important you should know, and it's that Chibi is retarded, hope this helps.
 
hes playing some le epic meme pokemon rom hack. you just know he is gonna voice all the lines.

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Bruno Powroznik said:
you just know he is gonna voice all the lines.
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That’s exactly what he’s doing. It’s fucking unbearable. Why does he even bother with trying to be a streamer? The hack itself is, shockingly, extremely unfunny. Wow, the character named Professor Oak is a tree now! Get it? He’s loving it though. When was this thing made? Like the rest of Adam’s personality, his sense of humor never advanced a day past 2014 le quirky fandom dank maymay cringe. Bad enough coming from a teenager, but inexcusable from a man in his 30s.

ETA: This hack is dated 2026. I have no words.
 
GreenHoodieGuy said:
Oh yeah I forgot to add this to my post as well.

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Nigga wants to move and to do the whole Chibi Japan tour instead of moving back to Michigan :story:
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Gee... if he had only taken that job outside of Nara he'd be only an hour away from Osaka by normal transit. AND he'd be paying less in rent.

But he'd STILL be isolated for being a complete and utter tard. In other words Chibi would fuck himself no matter where he wound up.

HRT Heisenberg said:
> Admits that moving back to the states would just change the backdrop and won't solve any of his problems
> "I should move to Osaka for a fresh start"

What did he mean by this Japanbros?
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It means he's a tard.

Moving to Osaka or back to the States would accomplish the same thing but he's still clinging to his idea of living in Japan so he just wants to move from one city to another.

GreenHoodieGuy said:
Wow... Did you guys know he went to Japan!?!?! 🇯🇵
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WHAT? Chibi moved to Japan? What's next, Caveman trooning out?

And the cycle continues.
 
Realizing that living in the Big City is expensive as fuck and severely cuts into your take home pay fron your low wage job is one of those things you think about BEFORE taking it.

Realizing that he could live in the countryside and make the same amount of money but have more of it at the end of the day is such a monumental breakthrough! If only everyone hadn't told him this when he admitted to refusing to be placed out in the countryside originally.
 
Sausage Link Korean said:
Put a magnet on your head and it fixes your depression. Chibi was convinced a while back this was his one hope. He came in late for an appointment one day and they wouldn't see him. He trashed the waiting room to some degree, simultaneously claiming he doesn't remember a single thing about it and he probably wasnt that bad, but also that he was lucky the police weren't called.
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Oh, TMS. That is actual real medicine. Yeah, that is a legitimate treatment for depression.
 
This stream is so fucking infuriating, he has zero public speaking ability or stage presence. Imagine if Alice Cooper had crippling Autism, and that's what his cosplay feels like.
 
DiabeticSydePhil said:
Realizing that living in the Big City is expensive as fuck and severely cuts into your take home pay fron your low wage job is one of those things you think about BEFORE taking it.
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We also have to consider his previous debts he had in America before the move. Those minimum payments are probably putting him in a net loss per month.
 
Super Dilator Duel 3D said:
ETA: This hack is dated 2026. I have no words.
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The same year we got the pretty damn good Pokemon Quetzal hack btw. Adam could easily play it and try and do something interesting like a randomized nuzlock or mono type run or anything involving the game's plethora of fantastic options to make things more interesting. Hell with how much of a degenerate weeb and sex pest he is he could grab the fucking cursed ass Moemon variant of the rom if wanted.

Actually it's kinda surprising that a sexpest and genuine weeaboo like Adam didn't pick a Moemon rom hack to stream now that I think about it. You would think that it would be right up his alley.
 
Mysterious Autist XX said:
The same year we got the pretty damn good Pokemon Quetzal hack btw. Adam could easily play it and try and do something interesting like a randomized nuzlock or mono type run or anything involving the game's plethora of fantastic options to make things more interesting. Hell with how much of a degenerate weeb and sex pest he is he could grab the fucking cursed ass Moemon variant of the rom if wanted.

Actually it's kinda surprising that a sexpest and genuine weeaboo like Adam didn't pick a Moemon rom hack to stream now that I think about it. You would think that it would be right up his alley.
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He had a mental breakdown and starting crying on stream because the pokemon romhack he was playing was too hard. Unless that rom hack is a babied down version of vanilla pokemon, no way is he touching it.
 
HRT Heisenberg said:
> Admits that moving back to the states would just change the backdrop and won't solve any of his problems
> "I should move to Osaka for a fresh start"

What did he mean by this Japanbros?
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Either means he's flat broke and is gonna go to the Nishinari to get some low wage day job or become a hobo, or just wants to be around Japanese people that speak funny.

Which ever one is hilariously wack. Especially if he decides to live near Nishinari ward.
 
Cedric_Eff said:
Either means he's flat broke and is gonna go to the Nishinari to get some low wage day job or become a hobo, or just wants to be around Japanese people that speak funny.

Which ever one is hilariously wack. Especially if he decides to live near Nishinari ward.
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It's probably that he enjoyed his time in Osaka more than in Tokyo so he thinks once he moves there it will be like that all the time.
 
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