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[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

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Gnosis is one of the very few outliers compared to the madness of the "big three" and is closer to Buddhism than Christianity (also one of the reasons why the Crusades targeted the Cathars). They don't even have a concept of sin as obsessively detailed as the Christians or even the Buddhists.

What is the "energy" it is harvesting? In what form? To what end? Maybe it isn't energy?

The "Big Three" all teach that suffering is to be tolerated so you will receive atonement for the Original Sin and enter heaven (or something of the likes). That's probably what the "loosh" actually is. It's less of harvesting "negative energy" than simply dangling a hook with a non-existent reward next to your nose.

 

[Foundinglaunderer]

Communism died in the late 80s does not exist anymore in a practical sense. deng xiaoping reformed out of communism in the early 80s , Russia by the late 80s or early 70s and most regimes that followed a socially conservative practice on the left died in colour revolutions or reform by late 2010s.

This goes the same for the right , almost all dialogue is controlled opposition. as opposed to examples of outright attempts to overthrow governments or paramilitary violence like the years of lead in Italy. an actually fundamentally right wing coalition like in Spain in the 30s or a successor to the old school Marxist groups of the past in America would kill almost everyone with a pulse for its grievances and probably get NATO involved too as an anti western threat

 

[BinaricHate]

My own subjective opinion is that the Gnostics were pretty close to the truth- basically we were created by a "God" who was not the Supreme Being, but we each contain divinity within ourselves due to intervention by the "real" God. We are trapped within an energy-harvesting simulation because the "God" of this world doesn't have the divine spark and can't make divine energy himself, nor can "demons" who are basically his minions and exist by parasiting off human energy. The "real" God can't help us because we are trapped in the physical realm and breaking it would destroy us. This is why "messengers" like Jesus were sent, though their message is frequently corrupted and twisted to support earthly religious and political structures.

The upcoming technocratic state that is being built, is designed to make people not think about their own divinity and rely on tech and AI for everything, including knowledge and research. That's a feature, not a bug.

Christian Gnosticism was mostly wiped out by the time the middle ages ended but I do find the whole idea of it pretty interesting. For example, they largely believe that the Old Testament God was an evil creator deity who more or less fills the Satan archetype modern Christianity has. You hear a gnostic Christian talk about Yahweh and it's day and night compared to what the average christian/muslim or jew would tell you today. They describe Him as a jealous, malevolent slash genuinely evil entity (yaldabaoth) who demands ritual sacrifice (I guess all of the animal sacrifice talk in the Old testament?) and who kills anybody who displeases him (Sodom and Gomorrah?). Sometimes he IS yaldabaoth and sometimes he's just like of his henchmen. I'm unsure if even the gnostics themselves have to come to an unified conclusion on this.

where this differs from regular gnosticism is that gnostic christians think the New Testament God is a "good God". One who holds love for humanity and one who doesn't demand total compliance from us. Jesus, his "messenger"/agent figure and His sacrifice is evidence to them that He is truly benevolent. Pretty interesting stuff because if we assume this to be true then that would explain why the New and Old testament "Gods" are so diametrically opposed to each other. Why the New testament God doesn't show Himself to us anymore, He has hope in humanity and even -if He wanted to help- He couldn't because of something something energy prison.


If this all appeals to you and you're considering converting to gnosticism, I would advise some caution. Gnosticism has a long history to it's name and it has a nasty habit of attaching itself to any religious canon it can. It's main framework of "good Gods vs evil Gods uhh something about energy and souls?" is an incredibly malleable concept so gnostics have no issue just bending their shit around whichever religion they've decided to attach their teachings onto. If you really wanted to you could go out, find some uncontacted nigger tribe in brazil and convince them their spearchucker voodoo religion is perfectly compatible with gnosticism. Maybe even convert a few of the progressive ones to your newly made gnosticism/jungle hut voodoo magic sect if you tried hard enough. That's just how vague and soft the "rules" of gnosticism are.

 

[AntiMage]

under the effects of (voluntary) amnesia such that they may be granted the experience of what it is to be that which they are not.

And the greatest conspiracy of all has been the efforts put in place within this 'simulation' known as physical reality to convince you otherwise. To keep you looping in amnesia over and over

While I believe in most of this post, I take issue with the point of this being voluntary, I don't know, but the idea of forgoing/confining your true nature in order to experience more things just sounds hedonistic in nature, why would there be a need for a conspiracy when everything was voluntary, it also sounds like something that I (what ever that is) won't do willingly, but I could be limited in my thinking to my current state.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

Communism died in the late 80s does not exist anymore in a practical sense. deng xiaoping reformed out of communism in the early 80s , Russia by the late 80s or early 70s and most regimes that followed a socially conservative practice on the left died in colour revolutions or reform by late 2010s.

I'm pretty sure the only one that unironically does it is North Korea and look at what kind of shithole it is.

But for all honesty the elites probably realized that the backlash is way too hard against Communism and they already won by definition based on the sheer bodycount all of the communist countries left in its wake. So it wouldn't really hurt for them to concede for a while until they can think of another scam to fuck with mankind.

While I believe in most of this post, I take issue with the point of this being voluntary, I don't know, but the idea of forgoing/confining your true nature in order to experience more things just sounds hedonistic in nature, why would there be a need for a conspiracy when everything was voluntary, it also sounds like something that I (what ever that is) won't do willingly, but I could be limited in my thinking to my current state.

Don't underestimate the power of Zealotry.

 

[Hallucinogenic Penguin]

Humans in the past were a lot more advanced than we think. I’m not saying spaceships and lazer beams advanced, but Roman Empire tier before a natural calamity at the end of the last ice age ended them.

 

[Lone Star]

One of the most widespread and surface level ones, but I sincerely believe alien technology is in Area 51. I can obviously understand the government being secretive about their bases, I get it. But to the point where for decades they refused to even acknowledge Area 51 exists? That's severe overkill for a place that supposedly just works on aircraft stuff.

 

[VM_]

If this all appeals to you and you're considering converting to gnosticism, I would advise some caution. Gnosticism has a long history to it's name and it has a nasty habit of attaching itself to any religious canon it can. It's main framework of "good Gods vs evil Gods uhh something about energy and souls?" is an incredibly malleable concept so gnostics have no issue just bending their shit around whichever religion they've decided to attach their teachings onto. If you really wanted to you could go out, find some uncontacted nigger tribe in brazil and convince them their spearchucker voodoo religion is perfectly compatible with gnosticism. Maybe even convert a few of the progressive ones to your newly made gnosticism/jungle hut voodoo magic sect if you tried hard enough. That's just how vague and soft the "rules" of gnosticism are.

Gnosticism itself is a semitic/greco-roman mishmash of bacchanite and orphus mystery cults and some newer judaic practices during late antiquity that were inspired by other religions at the time. Orphism practiced asceticism and celibacy believing they were descendants from the remnants of bacchus, sacrificially eaten by the titanic gods, which is symbolically similar to the sacrifice of jesus and the titan saturn devouring his kids, believed in the gnostic esque "divine spark" as well the harrowing of hell by orpheus. The orphic cult was reformed by the the platonists who themselves were shills for the elites to tame the initiates from subversive activities focusing more on textwork and metaphysics instead of ritual, that worked more in favor of the roman elites in terms of control, that was later paralleled by christian neoplatonists taming christianity. There are some clear influences in later judaic kabbalah and gnosticism/christianity.

Dionysus/Bacchus, the god of wine, represents this chaotic alcoholic frenzy/dissolution into material ecstasy, a perfect tool to dissolve an old tradition and create a new one in alchemical fashion, something a lot of the early gnostics and marcion clearly wanted to do, which appalled the traditional jews and judaized christians who wanted a jewish messiah and to preserve the old testament at the same time. The gnostics and marcion viewed jesus as a figurehead of a new religion in the same way buddha and zoroaster cut themselves off from the older traditions and made a new one, thus the marcionite creation of the "new" testament to differentiate from the old one until the romans put both back together in the name of religious unity and made it canon. In pre-christian times the romans banned the mostly feminine bacchanalian cults due to the secrecy and transgressive act of eating babies/sacrificing men in orgiastic rites, but in a way, both cults lived on with the early gnostic movement and some bleedover to into canon christianity like asceticism/celibacy, a practice jews, muslims and protestants deliberately call out the catholic church for preserving.

 

[Nice Stick]

Humans in the past were a lot more advanced than we think. I’m not saying spaceships and lazer beams advanced, but Roman Empire tier before a natural calamity at the end of the last ice age ended them.

This also ties in with the Sumerian belief that the Anunnaki created the black haired people and taught them farming, metal working, and governance. It's easy to imagine a tall, not-black haired people encountering a race of stunted, monkey men and domesticating them as servants and laborers. Later, after the Anunnaki and and Watchers left, the reverence and awe that the black haired people once had for them slowly turned to hate. Biblical (and other) stories of the Nephilim and Rephaim seem to be a continuation of this story.

Spoiler: Youtube esoterica channel on the Rephaim

 

[Hallucinogenic Penguin]

This also ties in with the Sumerian belief that the Anunnaki created the black haired people and taught them farming, metal working, and governance. It's easy to imagine a tall, not-black haired people encountering a race of stunted, monkey men and domesticating them as servants and laborers. Later, after the Anunnaki and and Watchers left, the reverence and awe that the black haired people once had for them slowly turned to hate. Biblical (and other) stories of the Nephilim and Rephaim seem to be a continuation of this story.

Spoiler: Youtube esoterica channel on the Rephaim

There’s also a few people who point out that the creation story in Genesis eerily also matches to the world recovering after a great cataclysm.

 

[Sooty Soot]

Nah, Hitler fought in the trenches of WW1. I doubt he was in on it.

Banks are powerless without governments working for them. Hitler banned Usury. This policy surely would have been applied to the greater Europe after he assumed control. At the very least, the world would not have fallen into communism. Like I said, it would be heaven on Earth compared to what we see today. No feminists. No LGBT. Family units intact. No communism. No immigrant invaders. Europe would be in a golden Renaissance right now

Relevant post:

Post in thread '/r/TNOmod and the Reddit HOI4 modding community'

Dec 5, 2025

Lmao, Germany importing infinity Slavs (or Pakistanis if they won the subcontinental crisis), Japan importing infinity Indians from Azad Hind, and America and Free Britain importing infinity Indians from the RoI. A truly cursed timeline.

>be me
>german in the year 2025 of our lord
>take bus to my minimum wage job because I got fired from cushy IT one
>the guy that fired me was a ruskie that wanted to hire his brother in law
>orthodox church bells don’t even let me daze off
>walk past a pelmennaya, pirogi stall and kvass stand
>ivan the coworker spends the entire shift arguing with...

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[Mr. Racewar1488]

One of the most widespread and surface level ones, but I sincerely believe alien technology is in Area 51. I can obviously understand the government being secretive about their bases, I get it. But to the point where for decades they refused to even acknowledge Area 51 exists? That's severe overkill for a place that supposedly just works on aircraft stuff.

The government wouldn't acknowledge Area 51 because then they'd be able to be sued for the many, many environmental and health code violations. Having a high enough security clearance doesn't make you into James Bond, it allows the government to do whatever they want to you without any repercussions. How are you going to file a service related injury claim with the VA if the base you're stationed at doesn't officially exist?

 

[Nice Stick]

The government wouldn't acknowledge Area 51 because then they'd be able to be sued for the many, many environmental and health code violations. Having a high enough security clearance doesn't make you into James Bond, it allows the government to do whatever they want to you without any repercussions. How are you going to file a service related injury claim with the VA if the base you're stationed at doesn't officially exist?

The military out there are administratively assigned to Nellis AFB.

 

[Da'ath_Man_Walking]

The whole world is FUBU checker board theater.

https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet 11/EFTA02608419.pdf

 

[NoReturn]

Humans in the past were a lot more advanced than we think. I’m not saying spaceships and lazer beams advanced, but Roman Empire tier before a natural calamity at the end of the last ice age ended them.

I think this, too.
I think they also were really good at cutting and moving rocks and had advanced agricultural skills.

 

[SmokelessFire]

Humans in the past were a lot more advanced than we think. I’m not saying spaceships and lazer beams advanced, but Roman Empire tier before a natural calamity at the end of the last ice age ended them.

If I was a very rich man, my insane life project would be dredging and studying former Sundaland, the whole of the Indonesian seas from Thailand to New Guinea.

 

[Mr Bunny]

Being a millitary postman between trenches doesn't mean you're fighting tooth and nail.

He earned two iron crosses one being 1st class which was rare for his rank (corporal) because every time he had to play postman it was under the most intense fire and fighting, one that earned him 1st class was him helping capture French troopers after intense fighting (and if you believe it isn't propaganda for his political image he single handedly captured them rather than assisted in the capture with a group) while successful delivering the post.

And "military postman" was consider the most dangerous job you had to do during ww1, you're target number 1 for snipers and you always had to play dodgeball with artillery shells raining on your ass.

I wish Hitler was my postman.

but Roman Empire tier before a natural calamity at the end of the last ice age ended them.

Some of it is caused by the slow decay of time, and a lack of "maintenance". An example, in the modern day children are struggle to handwrite and spell due to everything becoming more and more digital, everything is typed out by keyboard and spellchecking is making people more careless with their written language. We may get to a point where no one will be able to write with pen and paper, and before you know it handwriting becomes a lost and forgotten skill.

 

[OS Ghost]

PizzaGate was real but got co-opted early on to discredit it and divert attention. Isaac Kappy was murdered, and the John Podesta audio recording Isaac shared on his Twitter in 2017 of a kid being tortured was real.

 

[Bonesjones]

PizzaGate was real but got co-opted early on to discredit it and divert attention. Isaac Kappy was murdered, and the John Podesta audio recording Isaac shared on his Twitter in 2017 of a kid being tortured was real.

You ever see Kappy and Jason Mantzoukas in the same room?

 

[Fat Camp Intern]

Well, well, well...

Someone has been poisoning the... well

Unsurprisingly, they don't fluoridate Israel's water supply. Fucking demons