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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
"It wasn't rigged so the final challenge would be goo fight! What the wiggers were gonna do is actually just let them decide the winner by challenges AND then do the goo fight, for no reason"
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"They gave them challenges until it was a tie so they can have goo fight as a final challenge"
Idk guys one of these outcomes seems more plausible to me
 
Gef Mongoose said:
James Drake went live on his Insta today, and allegedly said that Bashir hasn’t reached out to him:

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First of all, let me hear the exact quote from James lol, I feel like it didn't come across like this twitter fag is saying
Second, didn't Bash stick around for a couple days and only just left this afternoon? Why would he reach out so soon, he only just left. James was still there right?
 
SneakEnergy said:
First of all, let me hear the exact quote from James lol, I feel like it didn't come across like this twitter fag is saying
Second, didn't Bash stick around for a couple days and only just left this afternoon? Why would he reach out so soon, he only just left. James was still there right?
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James left yesterday.

I don’t know what exactly he said. I didn’t even know that he went live.
 
Roak said:
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James Drake is reposting edits and clips of Jet and Ben messing with Burt about Bashir or Drake potentially being the new host of Famous House 3

People were saying he was gonna go full Payton and act like fishtank never happened but this guy is a D-list actor and fishtank is 100% the biggest thing he has been on so I'm very confident he wants to be apart of whatever stuff the wiggers are cooking up. I think he would be way better in Bloodgames 2 or on some other future project now that he knows what it's about
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James is damn lucky Sam wasn't a big part of this season, because Sam's favorite pastime seems to be fucking with D list Craigslist actors.
 
Hector Hamsteak said:
I guess it depends on how he feels after his girlfriend gets the whole Jetstein list rundown, definitely could be a point of contention for the two.
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Possibly. She's seems very thick skinned with some things and very thin skinned with others so I really can't tell how much she would care about Jet fucking some e-girls
 
mer569 said:
"It wasn't rigged so the final challenge would be goo fight! What the wiggers were gonna do is actually just let them decide the winner by challenges AND then do the goo fight, for no reason"
vs.
"They gave them challenges until it was a tie so they can have goo fight as a final challenge"
Idk guys one of these outcomes seems more plausible to me
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"Jet and Ben let two girls shave their heads and eyebrows without batting an eye knowing none of it mattered" feels way crueler than even the wrestling match just being the end because Jet was too lazy to change it from the Bashir v Drake ending, and closer to that scuffed ass show Beth came from. In which case maybe Fishtank has become pretty grim without Sam.

Even when Tayleigh did it they just put her in a razor and she just did it on her own without even a promise of anything.
 
Jackpot said:
Jet and Ben let two girls shave their heads and eyebrows without batting an eye knowing none of it mattered
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I suspect this is why they added the 2nd place prize. They didn't expect them to do it.

But I wouldn't put it past the wiggers to be spiteful, especially after bingo said that "We made you so much money" during the candy crashout.
 
mer569 said:
I suspect this is why they added the 2nd place prize. They didn't expect them to do it.
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Jet laughed the whole time and didn't even try to stop them, there was even plenty of time for him to stop her from using it on the moehawk she did, her eyebrows and turning it on Bingo. The prize was added because he knew the Twins would lose the wrestling match after just crossing a 6 point gap.

Edit: I'll leave my last thoughts here just so I don't clog the thread more. But my point is that I just find it too convenient that despite the fact there were only 2 challenges that overtly favored the Twins and alot more that favored James, they managed to come back on a series of challenges either team could have won on a 6 point gap, at the perfect time to prevent them from having to blatantly rig the game to a tie with double points, have the Bowl go until 3am or start stacking challenges that James would have no chance of winning. I just think that is an absurd stroke of luck so Jet and Ben look less bad.
 
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hog cranking frog said:
Hair grows back. The twins will be ok.
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Production also bought them wigs that look similar to their old hairstyles. They didn’t have to do that.

The eyebrows aren’t a big deal either. You can draw them back and fill them in with powder.

This is how you know that I’m a Bashtard of the woman persuasion.
 
S5 UNSOLVED MYSTERIES
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Now that at least most of the dust has settled (and swept up by Landon), are there any unsolved mysteries, or unresolved plotlines?
Here's some of mine;

1. How much goo was actually made (for you)? My guess is around 500. ALSO WHERE THE FUCK IS THE 1000 GOO SONG?

2. If that one TTS account really was Bashir's dad, cause there were a couple of weird TTS submissions by that account. This would be important for one reason only, it stopped Bashir from boxing.

3. What was in the letter that Bezo got? Someone in the thread claimed to know it but i cant find it on the log site.


For a unresolved plotline I would have like to see play out;

Landon never fought Burt. This wouldve been money lads. Burt did not APOLOGIZE to all the maidens by midnight, and therefore shouldve been challenged by white-knight Landon.
 
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Jackpot said:
Jet laughed the whole time and didn't even try to stop them, there was even plenty of time for him to stop her from using it on the moehawk she did, her eyebrows and turning it on Bingo. The prize was added because he knew the Twins would lose the wrestling match after just crossing a 6 point gap.
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I don't even understand what your point is at the moment. I'm not saying the points the twins gained were rigged, most of them were legit, I'm just saying that in case the twins DIDN'T win them, they would hold more challenges to make sure it's a tie.
 
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