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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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Nontent Poisoning said:
I can imagine some countries (or banks for that example were he to apply for a loan) wouldn’t accept what he does as legitimate employment.
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A lot of them probably wouldn't care so long as he could show consistent earnings from his tax filings (which he definitely does, honest). Only thing I'd imagine is they would probably ask for a longer period of records than someone with a normal job.

Either way Ralph would be fucked because he's a broke ass BISH.
 
Oliver Onions said:
A lot of them probably wouldn't care so long as he could show consistent earnings from his tax filings (which he definitely does, honest). Only thing I'd imagine is they would probably ask for a longer period of records than someone with a normal job.

Either way Ralph would be fucked because he's a broke ass BISH.
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Perhaps the Mexican government would accept his goldmine, aka the blacked porn whore, as collateral.
 
Oliver Onions said:
A lot of them probably wouldn't care so long as he could show consistent earnings from his tax filings (which he definitely does, honest). Only thing I'd imagine is they would probably ask for a longer period of records than someone with a normal job.

Either way Ralph would be fucked because he's a broke ass BISH.
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Considering he’s been in Mexico however long now “working” would he also not have to prove he’s been paying income tax there? It looks like he would absolutely be considered tax resident as they have a 183 day (per calendar year) rule.

Again though maybe Mexican authorities don’t care when granting permanent residency and as always .. nothing ever happens.

Edit: ignore all that, while he absolutely should be paying tax in Mexico it looks like he doesn’t need to prove he can support himself when moving from temp to perm as he would have already done it when getting his temp visa.
 
Is Ralph really using his deceased mother's Paypal to commit fraud?
One of my friend's relatives got their assets frozen in Paypal for doing far less.
At some point this will come back to bite him, especially if he's not paying taxes on his revenue from streaming.
 
Stiffy said:
Is Ralph really using his deceased mother's Paypal to commit fraud?
One of my friend's relatives got their assets frozen in Paypal for doing far less.
At some point this will come back to bite him, especially if he's not paying taxes on his revenue from streaming.
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This has been widely suspected / confirmed for years.
 
Rage Pig said:
He's also apparently applying for permanent residency in Mexico.
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Now that he's actually spent some time with his ex? pornstar girlfriend, it must have finally dawned on him that he will in fact not be resurrecting his internet career and will remain too broke and legally exposed to reestablish residency in the country his daddy gave him.

The cope will be that this is a based, principled decision grounded in his true and honest conservatism that demands he stay in Mexico until such a time that the Jews are no longer in control of america or whateverthefuck.
 
Box Tie said:
Now that he's actually spent some time with his ex? pornstar girlfriend, it must have finally dawned on him that he will in fact not be resurrecting his internet career and will remain too broke and legally exposed to reestablish residency in the country his daddy gave him.

The cope will be that this is a based, principled decision grounded in his true and honest conservatism that demands he stay in Mexico until such a time that the Jews are no longer in control of america or whateverthefuck.
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He’ll be very lucky if he will be allowed to retain his current lifestyle of barely eking out a bare bones existence in dirt cheap messico, which he’ll try to spin as a WIN. The alternative would be trying to live off his meager earnings in the USA ($450/month for rent here? lol. and his messican rent will continue to go up while his earnings do not.) Crap existence in the third world vs a far worse existence here, it’s a lose/lose situation either way.
 
Um... said:
He’ll be very lucky if he will be allowed to retain his current lifestyle of barely eking out a bare bones existence in dirt cheap messico, which he’ll try to spin as a WIN.
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inb4 "I'm the new John McAfee if you wanna know the truth about it"
 
If Mexico is too rich for his AIDS-ridden blood he might need to keep going south until he finds a suitable country. Venezuela has a 70% poverty rate. That might work. If not there's always Bolivia.
 
Notice me oinked the piggy! Someone notice me!
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BlueArmedDevil said:
Notice me oinked the piggy! Someone notice me!
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Yes, his feed is also filled with retweets of old Anti Gabe tweets from him and his retarded followers. Must've hit a nerve by calling out the disgusting whore with whom he clogs toilets in Vegas.
For whatever reason there is also this mixed in, he visited this place with a Mexican whore and might be planning to visit with the American whore.
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His smile and optimism - gone.
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