Lolcow Andrew Peter Carlson / Anaiah Carlson / Tamarlover / Xtamarlover - Jewish/Christian Wannabe Cult Leader, Stalker, Ugly af, dogfucker, mayor of spitsville

[Jaded Optimist]

You can give cats gravol, very small amounts might help her vomiting without making her too drowsy.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Oh so you can subdue defenseless women. Well I guess you're a real badass then. Honestly if I were @AnOminous I'd shit my pants.


The very simple, very basic fact that your own insane, personal interpretation of it does not exempt you from it.

I never suggested I am exempt from the law. I merely think i have the right to decide whether i want to break the law or not and I am willing to accept the consequences that come from that should i make a choice to break a law. my own moral code is higher than the law for me, so i do a cost risk analysis and see if its worth it or not. usually keeping the law is ideal. but often its not.

You can give cats gravol, very small amounts might help her vomiting without making her too drowsy.

I'll mention it to my dad. I wouldn't give her the drug myself, but I certainly would rather have a relatively safe drug so I appreciate the alternative suggestion, thank you.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I'd never fight or hit any woman, especially not a little girl. But I've in the past been able to pin women to the ground against their consent and render them unable to break free. So no, you are wrong.

>women
So how many women did you rape? Cause that sounds a lot like rape.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

I would tickle a few of my female friends when I knew they didn't want me to and pin them to the ground for a couple seconds. It was nonsexual flirting but was probably not wanted.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I would tickle a few of my female friends when I knew they didn't want me to and pin them to the ground for a couple seconds. It was nonsexual flirting but was probably not wanted.

You said before against their consent, now you're adding the word probably. I also like how you didn't even answer how many women you raped. My guess is 3.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

I have had sex with one woman only. Never raped anyone. Everyone with my ex was consensual. If she didn't like things we did, its her fault for not telling me she didn't want me to do it. Many times when she was moaning, i couldn't tell if she was in pleasure or pain, but she never answered me. I said if you are in pain tell me so I don't hurt you. She never would tell me. But the entire thing was consensual. Even the things she didn't want to do, she chose to let me do them.

If a woman initiates sex with you, and she doesn't make any words or actions indicating she wants to stop at any point in the entire process, it was consented even if she hated the entire thing and felt humiliated. If i had known she didnt like things I was doing i wouldn't have done those things. At one point she offered me anal (she said if you want we can try it) and I was going to try but I was just looking at the target and thinking what that'd be like and I was thinking hell no this is not going to fit and I didn't want to hurt her by trying anything.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

Everything* with my ex i meant to say. I get everything and everyone mixed up in my head sometimes for some reason.

 

[IAmNotDavid]

Everything* with my ex i meant to say. I get everything and everyone mixed up in my head sometimes for some reason.

Wouldn't be the first time something got mixed up in your head.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I have had sex with one woman only. Never raped anyone. Everyone with my ex was consensual. If she didn't like things we did, its her fault for not telling me she didn't want me to do it. Many times when she was moaning, i couldn't tell if she was in pleasure or pain, but she never answered me. I said if you are in pain tell me so I don't hurt you. She never would tell me. But the entire thing was consensual. Even the things she didn't want to do, she chose to let me do them.

If a woman initiates sex with you, and she doesn't make any words or actions indicating she wants to stop at any point in the entire process, it was consented even if she hated the entire thing and felt humiliated. If i had known she didnt like things I was doing i wouldn't have done those things. At one point she offered me anal (she said if you want we can try it) and I was going to try but I was just looking at the target and thinking what that'd be like and I was thinking hell no this is not going to fit and I didn't want to hurt her by trying anything.

It's very easy to tell when you lie. Your word usage and discription becomes very awkward. So I guess you're just an attempted rapist due to having a micro dick or something along those lines.

 

[Zarkov]

It's very easy to tell when you lie. You're word usage and discription becomes very awkward. So I guess you're just an attempted racist due to having a micro dick or something along those lines.

He'd like to be a feared rapist, but since he has the muscles of a little girl it isn't happening anytime soon. He's a predator without fangs.

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

It's very easy to tell when you lie. Your word usage and discription becomes very awkward. So I guess you're just an attempted racist due to having a micro dick or something along those lines.

No, my word usage and description is always awkward, dumbass.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

No, my word usage and description is always awkward, dumbass.

Dude, I'm not sure I've heard someone call an orifice during a sexual encounter "the target", except in jest.

 

[Zarkov]

No, my word usage and description is always awkward, dumbass.

What ? All that time spent learning new things and you still can't speak English properly ? You're one lame genius.

 

[💗Freddie Freaker💗]

I would tickle a few of my female friends when I knew they didn't want me to and pin them to the ground for a couple seconds. It was nonsexual flirting but was probably not wanted.

So how did they react to this nonsexual flirting? How do you typically flirt with women?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

I don't flirt with women in person much anymore because I don't leave the house much.

I think at one point someone told me not to do that anymore to them because it was making them uncomfortable and I said I was sorry and stopped doing it after that.

 

[AnOminous]

If i was a psychopath, i'd beat the fuck out of you and I'd place you in my living room as a trophy kill.

Good news for you, I'm not a psychopath. But oh i if I was, I'm make you regret everything you've said about me here. I'd might have cut off your body parts into small pieces and feed you them against your will. Then leave you to die with just part of your upper body intact (leave you out in the cold or feed you to dogs or something). Again lucky for you I am an extremely loving and gentle person that doesn't get revenge like that.

You sound upset.

 

[Null]

If i was a psychopath, i'd beat the fuck out of you and I'd place you in my living room as a trophy kill.

Good news for you, I'm not a psychopath. But oh i if I was, I'm make you regret everything you've said about me here. I'd might have cut off your body parts into small pieces and feed you them against your will. Then leave you to die with just part of your upper body intact (leave you out in the cold or feed you to dogs or something). Again lucky for you I am an extremely loving and gentle person that doesn't get revenge like that.

Miranda v. Arizona
"Therefore, prosecution may not use statements arising from a custodial interrogation of a suspect unless certain procedural safeguards were in place. Such safeguards include proof that the suspect was aware of his right to be silent, that any statement he makes may be used against him, that he has the right to have an attorney present, that he has the right to have an attorney appointed to him, that he may waive these rights if he does so voluntarily, and that if at any points he requests an attorney there will be no further questioning until the attorney arrives."

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

I don't flirt with women in person much anymore because I don't leave the house much.

I think at one point someone told me not to do that anymore to them because it was making them uncomfortable and I said I was sorry and stopped doing it after that.

Someone told you they were uncomfortable about something and you stopped? Hm. Why do I think that's bullshit?

 

[Anaiah Carlson]

My flirting tends to be jokes or saying I like them.

I've had a couple silly things I've done over the years.

Something like 8-10 years ago I saw in the movie theater a woman that I thought looked attractive. She gave me her email address and then when I contacted her on facebook she immediately blocked me. lol, Her name is if i remember correctly Brooke

Last year I also walked up to a random woman's name at a co-op in Virginia who was giving samples. I walked up to her right as we were about to go to checkout the food items. I asked her what her name was. She said Mary-anne. And then I said "Nice to meet you." and just walked away lol.

Earlier this year I also asked a woman's name at a convenience store who was working at our cashier what her name was. I think I said she looked nice or something. I can't remember. But her name is Cheyenne.

Someone told you they were uncomfortable about something and you stopped? Hm. Why do I think that's bullshit?

That was before I became a stalker.

 

[Rumpled Foreskin]

My flirting tends to be jokes or saying I like them.

I've had a couple silly things I've done over the years.

Something like 8-10 years ago I saw in the movie theater a woman that I thought looked attractive. She gave me her email address and then when I contacted her on facebook she immediately blocked me. lol, Her name is if i remember correctly Brooke

Last year I also walked up to a random woman's name at a co-op in Virginia who was giving samples. I walked up to her right as we were about to go to checkout the food items. I asked her what her name was. She said Mary-anne. And then I said "Nice to meet you." and just walked away lol.

Earlier this year I also asked a woman's name at a convenience store who was working at our cashier what her name was. I think I said she looked nice or something. I can't remember. But her name is Cheyenne.