Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Autphag]

It's your fault.

I didn't ask for a societal shift from intradependency to interdependency.

Back when I was at school NOBODY GAVE A SHIT IF YOU COULDN'T DO TEAMWORK. CRAM FOR AN EXAM. GET AN A. BIM BAM BOOM. DONE.

 

[bertram's]

College isn't secondary, you twit.

 

[Cuntster]

But if they're as genuinely intelligent as their careers would have them believe, they'd take cursory time to scan and discuss it, and then, the psychiatrist's letter takes precedence in persuasion anyway, but I thought the two together would show I'm "slightly off"; one demonstrating this, the other analyzing this externally; not "totally out of it".

Tammy:
Oh my God, Sarah come look at this!

Sarah:
What is it?

Tammy:
Remember that weirdo that was here a few weeks ago? You know, that creepy guy that we laughed about?

Sarah:
Oh yeah, I think so?

Tammy:
The one that smelled like shit.

Sarah:
Oh right! That guy! Yeah I know who you're talking about now. What is this from him?

Tammy:
Yeah. He sent this email to Jo from admin yesterday and she CC'ed it to everyone. It's hilarious. It's written like Ye Olde English or something. I only read the first part because it's boring but still it's funny knowing who the guy is.

Sarah:
Oh I haven't checked my inbox yet, I was off yesterday. God look at it, what the fuck is this guy on about anyways?

Tammy:
I think it's about how he deserves to get a scholarship or degree or something? I don't know it doesn't make any sense, it's just crazy random words all over the place. It's written like he's pretending to be a professor or something. I mean I feel bad kinda, he looked homeless and smelled like shit, but seriously why would anyone write something like this? It must be a joke.

Sarah:
I don't know, there's a lot of strange people out there. Thank God we won't see him here any time soon.

*Both girls laugh*

 

[Autphag]

College isn't secondary, you twit.

HNC can be seen in two ways: either first-year undergrad, or equivalent to 3 A-Levels/5 Highers/2.5 Adv. Highers.
With how they baby the students at this particular institute, I can tell you it's the latter. Yes, the levels on the framework are the same but it's essentially an overglorified high school with ashtrays, I didn't choose it because it was a third-tier toilet, I chose it because it was close-ish.

The emphasis on teamwork is bullshit. Life is an IQ test, not some prissy sissy test of charismatic reptillianism as everyone will see through that as a disguise of deficiency; your intellectual skills are what should matter on any programme, not soft ones, unless you're doing some bullshit like social work.

 

[Kilted Gentleman]

He is a homosexual man in a dress permitted to abuse hormones.

Poppy's kind of tall around 5'9" or 10" but she is a natal woman

No, I mean, familial background. What were "her" father and mother? Rodongeul (workers)? Silgwahakidap (intellectuals of the scientific persuasion)? Nonjakeul (peasants)?

Her dad is the drummer in a country band. I don't think she ever said what her mom does.

 

[Miss Hortensia]

'Aggressive' my foot, you mean 'deeply aggrieved'.

You, and only you is thinking he was only "deeply aggrieved", when others were simply terrified of your actions. The letter proved again your lack of self-control. You were raging and bitching about absolute nonsense.

You have no empathy whatsoever. You can't see the terror you brought upon them.

And please - cease your moronic whining about "empathy is neurotypical bullshit", it's not. Autistics are capable of feelings. They just have troubles with recognising the correct feeling their counterpart is currently showing. But this is something that can be learned.
You can feel what others feel. You can understand other's views. You just chose to ignore them. This doesn't make you an austistic superior, it makes you an asshole. A great one, that is.

It's common for people to fuck up one or two things in their life, but you do it routinely. All your missed chances weren't thwarted by a cabal but by your unwillingness to even tolerate other opinions or life choices.

 

[Autphag]

Poppy's kind of tall around 5'9" or 10" but she is a natal woman


Her dad is the drummer in a country band. I don't think she ever said what her mom does.

Artisans would be intellectuals but... since intellectual means 'scientific' and not artistic in the DPRK, that'd just be rodong-class.

 

[ash_and_stone]

Hey guys! Just got back from work, how's Aut been doi-

Oh.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

I never understood people who stressed themselves over cramming for a test. Just go over your notes before bed and don't get stressed over it. If you really knew your shit you don't need to worry.

 

[Keerakh]

The emphasis on teamwork is bullshit. Life is an IQ test, not some prissy sissy test of charismatic reptillianism as everyone will see through that as a disguise of deficiency; your intellectual skills are what should matter on any programme, not soft ones, unless you're doing some bullshit like social work.

No, it really isnt an IQ test. This is your primary failing. We are a social species. Life doesnt reward arbitrary numbers and pseudointellectual prattling. It rewards work and sociability.

 

[bertram's]

Or at least the ability to navigate around people, which you suck at.

 

[Autphag]

Hey guys! Just got back from work, how's Aut been doi-

Oh.

PUNGGU-TARYEONG
(Steel Mill Ballad)

OIYACHA PEULLEORA URINE PUNGGU

SEULGEUNSSALJJAK PULODO CHANGSUPARAMI NAEONDA

SAMSUGAPSAM PEUNGEUNEUN CHILPALINNYE PULRORA

KURIMOSWI DOLMO(SWI-HWI-HWI) *KKWANG-KKWANG* SSEOACHYEO NAOJIMAN

*denotes elevating, harsh tone, as if straining one's voice
(this denotes the same syllabic particle; you're just saying the syllable 'swi' in a jumpy manner)

An English translation will come when I get a new computer capable of sound. I've already been writing part of it down. Tylrop shouldn't get the monopoly on obscure Korean songs translated into English, and I have an actual North Korean dialect-English dictionary although it's a bit dog-eared and dated.

I'm not confident about it yet so I won't show it to you until I've completed it. But yes, I can read chosongul which isn't a massive achievement but I should tell you, based on old proverb "a bright man can learn it in an hour, a dim man in 10 days", I learned it pretty quickly back in the day, my language acquisition was slow at first due to lacking resources, but that's been partially overcome.

 

[Cuntster]

I just want to reiterate that everything @Autphag told us his psychiatrist said is complete bullshit. I know, it's obvious, but there still might be a few people here who don't know it yet. It's all lies, or so distorted from the truth it might as well be lies.

 

[ash_and_stone]

PUNGGU-TARYEONG
(Steel Mill Ballad)

OIYACHA PEULLEORA URINE PUNGGU

SEULGEUNSSALJJAK PULODO CHANGSUPARAMI NAEONDA

SAMSUGAPSAM PEUNGEUNEUN CHILPALINNYE PULRORA

KURIMOSWI DOLMO(SWI-HWI-HWI) *KKWANG-KKWANG* SSEOACHYEO NAOJIMAN

*denotes elevating, harsh tone, as if straining one's voice
(this denotes the same syllabic particle; you're just saying the syllable 'swi' in a jumpy manner)

An English translation will come when I get a new computer capable of sound. I've already been writing part of it down. Tylrop shouldn't get the monopoly on obscure Korean songs translated into English, and I have an actual North Korean dialect-English dictionary although it's a bit dog-eared and dated.

I'm not confident about it yet so I won't show it to you until I've completed it. But yes, I can read chosongul which isn't a massive achievement but I should tell you, based on old proverb "a bright man can learn it in an hour, a dim man in 10 days", I learned it pretty quickly back in the day, my language acquisition was slow at first due to lacking resources, but that's been partially overcome.

What??

 

[Autphag]

I just want to reiterate that everything @Autphag told us his psychiatrist said is complete bullshit. I know, it's obvious, but there still might be a few people here who don't know it yet. It's all lies, or so distorted from the truth it might as well be lies.

It isn't, but that you've resorted to assertion alone tells us everything.

If my recent PM is from you, don't bother, I'm deleting it.

What??

The most neuromasculine language in the world transliterated into English, concerning a song about one of the most neuromasculine past-times: invention, of hard industrial niches.

This is my particular interest in that song in forming the anthropological elements of my argument in my book.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

PUNGGU-TARYEONG
(Steel Mill Ballad)

OIYACHA PEULLEORA URINE PUNGGU

SEULGEUNSSALJJAK PULODO CHANGSUPARAMI NAEONDA

SAMSUGAPSAM PEUNGEUNEUN CHILPALINNYE PULRORA

KURIMOSWI DOLMO(SWI-HWI-HWI) *KKWANG-KKWANG* SSEOACHYEO NAOJIMAN

*denotes elevating, harsh tone, as if straining one's voice
(this denotes the same syllabic particle; you're just saying the syllable 'swi' in a jumpy manner)

An English translation will come when I get a new computer capable of sound. I've already been writing part of it down. Tylrop shouldn't get the monopoly on obscure Korean songs translated into English, and I have an actual North Korean dialect-English dictionary although it's a bit dog-eared and dated.

I'm not confident about it yet so I won't show it to you until I've completed it. But yes, I can read chosongul which isn't a massive achievement but I should tell you, based on old proverb "a bright man can learn it in an hour, a dim man in 10 days", I learned it pretty quickly back in the day, my language acquisition was slow at first due to lacking resources, but that's been partially overcome.

I can't imagine you'd have done very well studying music at school.

 

[Cuntster]

Today Fionnbar told me I was a beautiful North Korean goddess. He will be writing a letter to the North Korean embassy forcing them to not only grant me citizenship, but to bestow the highest Songbun upon my person. I also told him about the nasty people on the Internet and he agreed they are awful and I'm right and they are all wrong. He said they are lowlife subhuman idiots and he will be writing a letter to Interpol to have them all arrested and executed for saying mean things to me.

Fionnbar also agreed that I am a legitimate woman, not just transgender but legitimately and biologically female. He will be a writing a letter to Oxford and asking them to change the definitions of "female" and "woman" to a picture of me. He also said I had pretty fairy wings and can fly and that I'm the prettiest girl in all the land and I my pee is champagne and my poo is gold ore. He said Haselgrove is the devil and will be writing a letter to the NHS and having her citizenship revoked and that's 100% true and honest.

This is what you sound like. Sad.

 

[Autphag]

This is what you sound like. Sad.

Well the delusional caricature is one you're taking of how powerful you thought the NHS's destructive capacity was to me in inversion; it just stinks of projection of motivation rather than analysis of my actual one tbh, which is to see institutional integrity.

 

[Cuntster]

The most neuromasculine language in the world transliterated into English, concerning a song about one of the most neuromasculine past-times: invention, of hard industrial niches.

This is my particular interest in that song in forming the anthropological elements of my argument in my book.

Wow! You're really intelligent! I'm shocked you haven't been awarded a Nobel Prize for your revolutionary essays on plop-poo-pee-pee and reeeeee-Haselgrove yet.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

That bitch on the red guitar is amazing. YAAAAAS BITCH SLAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY YAASSS!!!

I have only just seen this, and honest to god, it made me laugh.