What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

[Male Idiot]

They want to with the anime girls but they haven't quite done it yet (unlike China). As for government criticism isn't it like 1 or 2 people for the effect rather than literally hundreds of people per day?

The rest is dumb, but proof of this?

I know CN games get censored so they can't get string bikinis, and they may jail or fine people for drawing homosexual hentai. That's wildly different then mass gas camps.

And less censory than a lot of the west.

While people in the west had been arrested for weeb shit.

You literally got amerimutt main character disease. You are the bad guys. The other guys are bad too, but they wouldn't be worse -the cope that because the "goodguy US" is threatening to nuke Russia and Chyna to keep them from mass exterminating otakus is a big cope lol.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

While people in the west had been arrested for weeb shit.

Just wait until hundreds get arrested and gassed per day. Not just 1 or 2 for the scare effect (and sometimes with pretext even), hundreds per day.

Understand what that means.

 

[big pauper]

I watched a video which explained the possible connection between Epstein and JonBenet Ramsey. There is a framed picture of her with Epstein in Epstein's house, which was then redacted by the feds when people were noticing it. I always thought the parents killed JonBenet, but the fact they might have done it as a pedophile ritual with Epstein makes it even more fucked up. My faith has wavered over the years, but this really does sound like some Deal-with-the-Devil shit for the rich elites, because why are they all pedophiles? They could hire 500 adult hookers, but they prefer to fuck toddlers? Also the Stun Gun video stuff he mentions....it sounds very similar to what Cathy O'Brien describes in her book about surviving MKUltra.

for the longest time on 4chan's /x/ the schizo narrative was that the podesta brothers were the ones responsible, it was tied up in the pizzagate stuff. It never really made much sense. There was never even circumstantial evidence, it was just entirely based on the knowledge that James Alefantis was running a child porn ring and his husband was employed by the hillary clinton presidential campaign. Same thing goes with Podesta, alefantis is a fucking FREAK but what did it have to do with podesta that was actually proveable? Like yeah ok everybody the hillary clinton campaign hired on were absolute freaks but none of these details have any patternable causal relationship.

So seven, eight years later come to find out that there was a literal child trafficking ringleader not even one degree of separation from the accused that had a FUCKING PICTURE OF JEAN-BENET decorating their office? who was INVOLVED IN THE CHILD PAGEANT SCENE? like.. are you fucking kidding me? this is so far beyond circumstantial this is bordering on reasonable doubt

 

[Althalus]

for the longest time on 4chan's /x/ the schizo narrative was that the podesta brothers were the ones responsible, it was tied up in the pizzagate stuff. It never really made much sense. There was never even circumstantial evidence,

Its been ages since I looked into it, but I think the strongest evidence was that the police sketches of the alleged kidnappers, bore a strong resemblance to the Podesta brothers. Though I may be mixing that up with the Madeline McCann case, who had a sketch of two male suspects who looked like Podestas and a female who looked like Ghisaline Maxwell.

 

[big pauper]

Its been ages since I looked into it, but I think the strongest evidence was that the police sketches of the alleged kidnappers, bore a strong resemblance to the Podesta brothers. Though I may be mixing that up with the Madeline McCann case, who had a sketch of two male suspects who looked like Podestas and a female who looked like Ghisaline Maxwell.

Yeah but that's circumstantial. that doesn't hold water. Jeff having a framed picture they used for the press release for her dissappearance is a fucking baseball bat to the head in comparison, my man

 

[pro drivor]

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[LOLurtranz]

This is something I've been considering to but society wide, not just women. When someone says it's ok to be fat, do they genuinely believe that or are they trying to remove competition from the dating/career market? When someone says not to take on debt(college, investing, upskilling, etc), do they actually believe debt is bad or are they trying to keep people poorer than them? I see so much advice given that is actively harmful or vague that it really makes me think that the vast majority of people are purposefully giving disingenuous advice; that or maybe most people are stupid and don't fully think out what they're saying. I'd like to believe the former, the latter is scarier.

Interesting idea. I'm sure a small percentage of the population does infact give poor advice to others to advantage themselves knowingly. The majority though are just doing it because they are fucking idiots who don't think things through like you say.

It would seem that a large portion of the earths population simply run on autopilot throughout life, parroting the ideas of others and rarely have an original thought themselves. The NPC meme has sadly become the average reality. I don't blame people for it any more, it's easier to live in delusion. When you really consider what the fuck is going on the only logical conclusion becomes depression which loops people back into NPC mode.

 

[Nick Wilde]

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Terrifying, this guy. He's the butt of a lot of jokes now he's dead, but people were not nearly terrified enough when he was alive.

Not gonna PL how I know, but simply put, he was more than some TV celeb, this guy was more like a northern Ronnie/Reggie Kray. Maybe even the British Epstein would not be an unfair comparison, I suspect. People shut up and stayed out of his way because he was well connected and dangerous.

 

[Mr. Racewar1488]

I watched a video which explained the possible connection between Epstein and JonBenet Ramsey. There is a framed picture of her with Epstein in Epstein's house, which was then redacted by the feds when people were noticing it. I always thought the parents killed JonBenet, but the fact they might have done it as a pedophile ritual with Epstein makes it even more fucked up. My faith has wavered over the years, but this really does sound like some Deal-with-the-Devil shit for the rich elites, because why are they all pedophiles? They could hire 500 adult hookers, but they prefer to fuck toddlers? Also the Stun Gun video stuff he mentions....it sounds very similar to what Cathy O'Brien describes in her book about surviving MKUltra.

It's Coop again. The kid isn't very smart and his research is worse than most r/conspiracy users. He got so much wrong about firearms in his Las Vegas Shooting series that I doubt anything he says and he gives me grifter vibes. Epstein killing Jon Benet sounds a lot like the Podesta kidnapping Madeline McCaine, it doesn't make sense. Why would someone that powerful be involved with a low level operation? Why is he killing her in her house? Did Epstein know something about Jon Benet's killing? Maybe but I'd need confirmation that he was connected to her parents or their friends beyond a friend of a friend.

 

[Great Scott]

Stupid/obvious one:

I just threw out a hair brush I've had for maybe 3 years. A plastic paddle hair brush probably from Walmart or some shit. It had lost a lot of its plastic bristles, they had fallen out, enough to make it ineffective.

It made me realize: I don't think a lot about things I throw away. Like planned obsolescence seeps all the way down to shitty hair brushes. It makes me feel horrible and wasteful but like, my buying a horsehair bristle hairbrush and having the bristles professionally redone every few years is not something I'd bother to do. Maybe i should. Maybe that's a comment on my character.

I've been reading Laura Ingalls Wilder books to my kids and every object that family owned was so carefully crafted, so necessary, or otherwise a work of beauty.

I hate how full of junk this world has become. And our apathy towards material things -- these increasingly plastic useless things -- propagates apathy in general. Everything feels disposable. So why should I bother to care about changing the world? I don't even care about my hair brush.

I know I'm preaching to the choir. TPTB want us to care less about objects, therefore less about our environment, and ultimately less about our fellow man. To be selfish creatures, lazy Doordashing little fucks in front of our Netflix, and who gives a fuck who or what else is hurt in the process.

It's so nihilistic but I worry we're too far gone with consumerism and selfishness. And it's by design.

 

[The Mighty Banth]

Just wait until hundreds get arrested and gassed per day. Not just 1 or 2 for the scare effect (and sometimes with pretext even), hundreds per day.

Understand what that means.

TWD

Stupid/obvious one:

I just threw out a hair brush I've had for maybe 3 years. A plastic paddle hair brush probably from Walmart or some shit. It had lost a lot of its plastic bristles, they had fallen out, enough to make it ineffective.

It made me realize: I don't think a lot about things I throw away. Like planned obsolescence seeps all the way down to shitty hair brushes. It makes me feel horrible and wasteful but like, my buying a horsehair bristle hairbrush and having the bristles professionally redone every few years is not something I'd bother to do. Maybe i should. Maybe that's a comment on my character.

I've been reading Laura Ingalls Wilder books to my kids and every object that family owned was so carefully crafted, so necessary, or otherwise a work of beauty.

I hate how full of junk this world has become. And our apathy towards material things -- these increasingly plastic useless things -- propagates apathy in general. Everything feels disposable. So why should I bother to care about changing the world? I don't even care about my hair brush.

I know I'm preaching to the choir. TPTB want us to care less about objects, therefore less about our environment, and ultimately less about our fellow man. To be selfish creatures, lazy Doordashing little fucks in front of our Netflix, and who gives a fuck who or what else is hurt in the process.

It's so nihilistic but I worry we're too far gone with consumerism and selfishness. And it's by design.

An antidote to this feeling is buying vintage or antique. It's better made, usually more attractive, and had the joy of history behind it. Even helps with waste.

 

[big pauper]

t made me realize: I don't think a lot about things I throw away. Like planned obsolescence seeps all the way down to shitty hair brushes. It makes me feel horrible and wasteful but like, my buying a horsehair bristle hairbrush and having the bristles professionally redone every few years is not something I'd bother to do. Maybe i should. Maybe that's a comment on my character.

the sword was obsoleted by the gun. thousands of years of craft, form, artistry, and warfare essentially eradicated. we've developed new ways of going about doing things

we stopped farming lemons for acid because we figured out you can grow mold that does it in the dark. we figured out how to create altermatives to bottlenecks and that stacked on itself has created a world where you can go to a dollar tree and buy a bag of 10 combs for a $1.25. there was a time when a comb itself was an item of luxury. welcome to the weird times, gweilo

 

[Male Idiot]

Just wait until hundreds get arrested and gassed per day. Not just 1 or 2 for the scare effect (and sometimes with pretext even), hundreds per day.

Understand what that means.

I just don't think it will happen over fucking anime. Hundreds will be arrested over anti-migrant protests in the UK for sure, that will happen it is too far gone now to roll that back.

 

[teriyakiburns]

I just don't think it will happen over fucking anime. Hundreds will be arrested over anti-migrant protests in the UK for sure, that will happen it is too far gone now to roll that back.

You're asking an actual schizo to make sense. It's not worth it.

 

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

I just don't think it will happen over fucking anime. Hundreds will be arrested over anti-migrant protests in the UK for sure, that will happen it is too far gone now to roll that back.

It won't be solely about anime. When the chips are down and the bets are off, gooners are definitely on the hit list as much as anyone who had Kiwifarms on their browsing history or said anything against the United Nations or European Union officials in the past 10 to 20 years.

You don't even need to be part of an anti-immigrant riot to be considered part of the upcoming hitlist. And it won't be just in the EU or UK at that point. It will be global and the globalhomo will make up excuses to kill you even if you are not a degenerate.

You're asking an actual schizo to make sense.

I based that on exactly the same sort of behavior as in Soviet Russia or Communist Cambodia where you can be murdered for nearly every petty reason imaginable. This is about regimes who have systematically murdered people over non-existent treason charges and something as fleeting as wearing glasses.

There's no putting off the possibility that they will try the same against the entire world as soon as they get an opportunity to. They aren't just satisfied putting everyone in the world in a panopticon, they want to "purify and redeem" (read:kill and torture) as many people as they could as repentance for their "sins" before their tyranny inevitably goes down and the rest of society just refuses to function.

 

[Male Idiot]

You're asking an actual schizo to make sense. It's not worth it.

I know but I am an asperger skizo so I have a need of things to make sense.

 

[The Mighty Banth]

I believe it's very possible that the thylacine aka the Tasmanian Tiger still has a surviving population in the depths of the remote jungle and the government is covering it up to protect the species.

Since the species went extinct quite recently and Lazarus species do exist and there are multiple sightings over the years, it seems very plausible.

It's one of the few conspiracies that is both practical and positive, so I want to believe .

 

[NoReturn]

I had a weird dream last night that I'll post in the weird dreams thread later, but the important part for this thread was that it let me see what a world without screens (or minimized screen use) would look like:

• AI Will Kill the Smartphone—and Maybe the Screen Entirely
• The Future Doesn’t Need a Screen.
• The Invisible Operating System: The Future of AI Doesn't Need a Screen

I think now, after that dream, this actually is the direction we're heading. It was hard to "see" when reading these articles in my waking life, but seeing how it worked in the dream it was scary-realistic.

What’s your line of reasoning here, I’m being dim They do eat liver, so they’re getting vit A. D is interesting because Inuit type people (whatever the politically correct term these days is, I’ve been told off for saying Eskimo and Inuit, when I mean no disrespect at all, I just want to refer to those circumpolar native type tribes) actually have different vitamin D metabolism. So its hard to draw conclusions on vitamin D from them because deficiency doesn’t seem to work in them like it does Caucasians

Conspiracy theory you just reminded me of: There was an arctic-circle genocide the natives don't want the rest of us to know they did.

crazy lifestyles since.

Hadn't heard this part.

That said, you could fix a vitamin D deficiency by sticking your infant's cot next to a window.

Apparently in Spain it used to be super-common to leave babies to sun in windows.

 

[SCV]

Though I think this is less of a conspiracy theory and more of an open secret.

I believe the DOD(now DOW) wanted to turn Starship into a defense contract after flight 4 of Starship - a flight that proved that tower catches were possible and that the upper stage could survive reentry - and all the FAA, EPA, and leftist media bullshit attacking SpaceX after the launch was all directed by the Pentagon to try to manipulate Elon Musk into giving the DOD oversight and control over his Starship project by making it look as though the DOD would be the only launch license provider available. BTW, if you want to know which journalist is sucking Pentagon dick, its Lora Kolodny


Why?:
I don't think anyone knew that Starship would actually work. I think the Pentagon just assumed that Elon Musk was full of shit, trying to push an inevitable boondoggle, or was just intent on selling full-flow staged combustion methalox rocket engines and created a fake rocket system for that goal. When flight 4 happened, they realized he was actually serious and also that the rocket wasn't another flawed design like the N1 or OTRAG. The Pentagon's paranoia is Russian-tier when it comes to advanced technology(Hell, DARPA exists for a reason) and they panicked after that flight since they didn't want China or Russia knowing that America technically has the technological capability to deploy troops and supplies anywhere on earth in less than an hour. Without IFT5 proving the accuracy of the booster in a definitive way, foreign countries would never know it could succeed.

Underlying Cause:
A side effect of allowing commercial space flight is that companies can do R&D with a degree of secrecy. Since such projects aren't defense contracts, the Pentagon can't be allowed to have unlimited oversight since there's too many assholes who work there who leak things to the media. However, the FAA doesn't give a damn about advanced technology and didn't lift a finger to actually figure out whether the companies they were giving launch licenses to for R&D projects actually had the capabilities they claimed they were testing for. For all the FAA and the Pentagon knew, Musk could've just been lying about the intent of his project and would just claim that anomalies in flight prevented the cool tech he was promising from actually being tested.

I don't buy this for one reason: the falcon 9's had been working fine with 9 engines and landing for some time before the starship flights. Meaning "China or Russia knowing that America technically has the technological capability to deploy troops and supplies anywhere on earth in less than an hour" had already happened.

It also means that the starship is just a scaled up version. I know that's non-trivial engineering (I can only imagine the bullshit harmonics they have to deal with) but coming from the company that builds and operates falcon 9's regularly it seems plausible. I would be much more skeptical of elon saying the falcon 9s will be landing 3 years before they did than I would be of hom saying they're going to catch the starship 3 years before they did.

IMO the delays were just bezos, boeing &/or ULA being pricks behind the scenes. I know blue origin sued NASA over some contract they awarded to spaceX a few years ago.

 

[Joseph McCarthy]

I think they're definitely hiding something in Antarctica. Some of the Antarctica conspiracy theories are utterly retarded, like I don't think a breakaway Nazi Hyperborean civilization exists there and I don't believe in Flat Earth.

But I think what they're hiding there could be any of these:

• Some material resource that's much more available than they tell us
• Proof of an extinct older civilization that changes what we know about history (Antarctica wasn't always icy)
• Illegal activities or secret experiments
• Maybe aliens
• While I don't think Flat Earth is real, I think Hollow Earth could be

I really don't think it's just penguins and polar bears because it's odd how tightly they guard Antarctica. You can visit it but only certain parts. If you try to fly over it yourself, you will be stopped.