- Joined
- Sep 15, 2021
You could continue the great American tradition of wartime entertainment for the troops on base. Having Clav teach soldiers on the frontlines resting from getting droned how their anterior eyelid fold are throwing off the symmetry of their face and causing the morale of the sqaud to drop from the aesthetic dearth.See, his handlers need to set up more Paris Hilton & Nicole Richie "The Simple Life" kind of situations like this. That would be a great variety type of show. He can go out and preach to people in rural towns, to geeks at computer programming retreats, to anyone that walks into a pizza hut... he could even go to churches, I guess.I shit you not, Braden convincing people of all types and being retarded in new places is fantastic material, all eyes on him.