Autphag really is the gift that keeps on giving. Even if he manages to get into University sans tard wrangler, it will literally be a matter of weeks or days until he's expelled for doing something ridiculous. He won't be able to help himself. He'll parade around that campus pretending to be some savant genius using big words and prattling on and people will instantly hate him. Then he will concoct another overarching conspiracy theory about Chosun or Haselgrove or robots or whatever without considering the fact people dislike him because he acts like a turd.
If he doesn't get into University then we get more of the same shit and witness his slow decent into the personal hell he has created all by himself. It's so delicious knowing that. Like every true lolcow, he can't be helped or changed, it's in his genes to be a complete fuckup who is willing to publicly humiliate himself over and over for eternity.
@Autphag, you should at least accept your only legacy will be that of lolcowdom. If you do get to University, at least film your escapades there for the world to laugh at. Reading about your arrest on campus in the local paper is nowhere near as amusing as seeing to tazed and 'tard-cuffed on video. Embrace your lolcow status.