💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%

  • Total voters
    684
I'm too lazy to archive it properly, but Nick has been posting obvious AI slop traffic stops to his TikTok account.
Even braindead chinese dopamine-destroyed kids call him out in the comments.
 
And Rekieta only creeps up on her or tries to harass her when she is alone. When she is with her husband Rekieta is a no-show.
It is insanely entertaining that Nick is such a coward he only dares to confront women, and then only if they are alone.
That really puts his stories about dressing down various women in perspective.

Shouting at Aaron's lawyer in court was likely the bravest thing Nick has done in his life.
He confronted an actual man!
 
It is insanely entertaining that Nick is such a coward he only dares to confront women, and then only if they are alone.
That really puts his stories about dressing down various women in perspective.

Shouting at Aaron's lawyer in court was likely the bravest thing Nick has done in his life.
He confronted an actual man!
He seems to have really fucking gone bananas at that last hearing. Like mentally unwell acting out by the end of it. Aaron said Rekieta was visibly upset and seething and just sort of broke down in the end. Bitch fit. Probably made worse by the ratwife being there.
 
While I was hunting for some clips, I came across an interesting statement by Rekieta that some people might find worth archiving.

While Rekieta might currently reiterate that his trips to Hackamania aren't about the show, but rather for "socialization," it is worth remembering that he himself has admitted that the primary focus of this major event was Aaron Imholte.
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Nothing major, just worth archiving.
The TDLR on all of this is that a couple of years ago Aaron called the dabbleverse "creators" and their fans losers who who couldn't get pussy in high school and flashed around the fact that he was dating April and could get paid to show up in real life as a local shock jock DJ and they've been dead set on proving him right ever since. The closest they've gotten to owning him is Rekieta making a better trade in their wife swapping gay cuckhold relationship.
 
Probably made worse by the ratwife being there.
I imagine he has been telling her lies about the case, and how they will destroy Aaron, only to get spanked in court in front of our wife.

Nick's delusions have been carrying him for the past 2 years and every time he does not get his way gets more deranged.
If I was one of the locals threatened by him I would take serious precautions when attending court.
 
I'm too lazy to archive it properly, but Nick has been posting obvious AI slop traffic stops to his TikTok account.
Even braindead chinese dopamine-destroyed kids call him out in the comments.
Nick's Tiktok is @rekietalaw5 and has only his Youtube shorts. I think the other one is fake, despite having more followers.

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The real one:

I tried ripping this masterpiece, but what I get from yt-dlp doesn't play on the Farms:
 
I tried ripping this masterpiece, but what I get from yt-dlp doesn't play on the Farms:
https://www.tiktok.com/@rekietalaw5/video/7618042741628341534
I gotchu.
God, I am laughing so hard. Cringest shit I have seen all month.
EDIT: After Null got mad about Giffy reactions, whoever dares post this "low IQ trogylodyte" video on community happenings will be my hero.




EDIT: Big props to Nick for challenging the Tolkien Estate on the rights to Gollum.
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I don't know why he would parasocially say things like that, but this is Rekieta's new hairdresser/barber twitter/tweet:
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He states that he was late to her appointment because he was screaming about his own counsel decisions.
 
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