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So is Iran's new strategy going to be just "capturing" tankers with their wimpy speedboats that are heading to other ports and forcing them to deliver supplies to them? I fail to see that working out for them long-term.
And that's assuming they've even captured anything, since the only source of that news is their propaganda state media.
 
ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
So is Iran's new strategy going to be just "capturing" tankers with their wimpy speedboats that are heading to other ports and forcing them to deliver supplies to them? I fail to see that working out for them long-term.
And that's assuming they've even captured anything, since the only source of that news is their propaganda state media.
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I doubt they have the guts for going full pirate. That will give too much cause for a whooping. They talk like they're ready, but their actions right now say they don't want to incur another beating just yet.
 
I dream of nuclear mushroom clouds rising above a city. I see buildings melting into lakes of glass. I see paved streets flowing like rivers of lava and real rivers boiling away in great gouts of steam. I see human figures dancing like burning insects, like obscene praying mantises sputtering and bursting against a fiery red background of total destruction.
The city is Tehran. The dreams are not unpleasant.

God bless Holden Bloodfeast.
 
Maori Kiwifruit Growers said:
Look all I'm gonna say is that legally Jesus had it coming. If you go around claiming you're thing "king of the jews" while actively changing the faith and claiming your God (all things punishable by death as per the Torah (aka the old testament) and enforceable as the Sanhedrin and temple were in use) don't be shocked when the court system finds you guilty and sentences you to death (or turns a blind eye to the Romans doing it for you). This is during the time Jews were stabbing each other because they "were acting greek" everyone was getting the sword.

(No seriously read the OT again, discarding the laws in their totality and changing them is punishable by death as decreed by God)
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That may be true, but according to Christians the Pharisees set the Romans on Jesus because they couldn't indict him using their own laws. "king of the jews" is what the Pharisees told the Romans, not a title that Jesus claimed himself.
11 Meanwhile Jesus stood before the governor, and the governor asked him, “Are you the king of the Jews?”

“You have said so,” Jesus replied.

12 When he was accused by the chief priests and the elders, he gave no answer. 13 Then Pilate asked him, “Don’t you hear the testimony they are bringing against you?” 14 But Jesus made no reply, not even to a single charge—to the great amazement of the governor.
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37 Above his head they placed the written charge against him: this is jesus, the king of the jews.
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StudMccool said:
they dont sound afraid
https://youtube.com/watch?v=JbgO50Ek6_g
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As dumb as these videos are, the people who like them are even dumber
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You're cheering for an AI video aping LEGO advertisements. I don't see how you can pretend that somehow that's a more authentic representation of the national pride than an American flag tie made in China.

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The ancient civilization of Mexico? The Mexica settled in Tenochtitlan in 1325, the Triple Alliance (the so-call Aztec Empire, though they never called themselves anything like that) was founded in 1427. The Kingdom of England was 500 years old at that point, but I think that you would get a lot of laughs if you called England an ancient civilization.

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Yes, I'm sure a cease and desist from the LEGO corporation would have put an immediate stop to these AI LEGO videos. Trump must be kicking himself for cutting off the only chance to stop these videos which torment him so.
 
Surfin Terf said:
Yes, I'm sure a cease and desist from the LEGO corporation would have put an immediate stop to these AI LEGO videos. Trump must be kicking himself for cutting off the only chance to stop these videos which torment him so.
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I don't think the LEGO corporation would even be able to copystrike these if they wanted to, I'm pretty sure AI shit like this still counts as inherently transformative and thus falls under fair use.

The idea that LEGO as a corporation is making some kind of defiant political statement over Greenland by intentionally not taking these videos down is just straight up retarded though, these videos are blatantly fake shitposts that aren't affecting LEGO's revenue whatsoever. Why would they take them down?
 
ghastlyretard said:
They don't even understand how plungers or toilets work. Its going through the lid.

Alsoz imagine appealing to NIGGERS with shit mumble rap to try to undermine America's success. Though the way we feed those useless eaters maybe they think they're really the one's in charge?
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Damn you made me watch it. They called America stolen land. Kill them all fuck them little schoolkids too.
 
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Iran has executed Mehdi Farid, a citizen accused of spying for the Israeli intelligence service Mossad.

Farid worked in a management role within the Iranian Passive Defense Organization, one of the country's sensitive institutions, and allegedly established contact with Mossad online.

Due to his position, he was reportedly quickly recruited by a Mossad officer and provided the agency with sensitive information.

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IRGC Navy says it seized two commercial ships and forcefully transferred them to the coast of Iran

In statement, it said:
Two violating ships, "MSC-FRANCESCA" (linked to the Zionist regime) and "EPAMINODES," which endangered maritime security by operating without the necessary permits and tampering with navigation systems, were seized by the IRGC Navy and directed to the coast of Iran.
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MSC-FRANCESCA is a Panama-flagged Cargo ship
EPAMINODES is a Liberian flagged Cargo

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Iran’s IRGC-linked Tasnim News Agency reports that Iranian forces killed several militants belonging to Jaish al-Adl, claiming they “infiltrated from the Pakistan border into” Iran.

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A third commercial vessel, EUPHORIA, has reportedly been struck by Iran as it attempted to cross the Strait of Hormuz, and enter the Gulf of Oman.

The vessel remains stranded in international waters. Kpler's map shows its last live location, which was ~50 minutes ago.
 
Gay Sex Enjoyer said:
...are you retarded?

Civilian vessels can't repel anything, including dinky speedboats with a bunch of armed towelheads on it.
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They didn't roll up in a secret Iranian destroyer.
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Iran still has a navy. Trump was lying and now you're expected to make fools of yourselves explaining how their navy isn't technically a navy if you squint hard enough and change the definition of a few words.
 
Axios, so probably bullshit, but this gives further credence to the theory that Trump is just waiting for the markets to close before unleashing.
He might give them until next Friday, but if they're gonna keep acting like rogue pirates, stealing neutral ships, he'll probably be forced to move up the timeline.
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SaidNoOneEver said:
Iran still has a navy. Trump was lying and now you're expected to make fools of yourselves explaining how their navy isn't technically a navy if you squint hard enough and change the definition of a few words.
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trump said numerous times that iran still has armed speedboats and he simply doesnt consider them a navy so the change of definition is openly his prerogative. but you would know that if you actually read what he says before shitting up this thread
 
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