Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Gay Sex Enjoyer said:
You know, if Iran really does crumble into dust and die by the end of this, I hope all the goofy pro-Regime propaganda gets compiled into a longform video spliced with footage of the downfall.

Like a propaganda cartoon declaring that the reich shall last a thousand years ending with footage of the Nuremberg Stadium's swastika blowing up.
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The famous scene from Downfall except instead of a bunker it's an ER room and instead of telling Hitler that Steiner's counter attack failed they're just showing the Gayatollah new Lego AI videos
 
5in guns mowing down speedboats is all I need. I'd even settle for fpv drones. Even a 50cal fired off a container on a ship like it's the coast of Africa would be fine. Irans "Navy" makes Mogadishu's fleet look like the British royal navy from WW2 at this point.
 
Alphasnail said:
I doubt they have the guts for going full pirate. That will give too much cause for a whooping. They talk like they're ready, but their actions right now say they don't want to incur another beating just yet.
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It is about playing to their leftist anti-American, anti-Trump audience in Europe and America. In trying to get them to wrangle Trump into dropping the blockade.

Potentially Criminal said:
Ukraine - broke
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Not after they now got new anti-drone, anti-missile defense customers with the gulf arabs.
 
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Got Milk! said:
5in guns mowing down speedboats is all I need. I'd even settle for fpv drones. Even a 50cal fired off a container on a ship like it's the coast of Africa would be fine. Irans "Navy" makes Mogadishu's fleet look like the British royal navy from WW2 at this point.
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We need the cocaine pirate to come back

 
Buzz Killington said:
If Iran's seized some ships I'd say that's grounds to rip up the ceasefire. That being the case, there's only one acceptable course of action: Bridge and Power Plant Day. Make it happen.
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Depends on who owns the ships. The eurofags all said they didn’t want to help so they are not included in the ceasefire. Hell Iran could nuke Spain or UK right now and it wouldn't be considered a violation.
 
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Could just be Fox repeating that earlier Axios article, but some more evidence that this ceasefire is only going to last until the weekend when the USS Bush is in theater. Of course, Trump also mentioned that talks "could" happen as soon as Friday, but I'm pretty sure only Pakistan buys that line at this point.
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ThisIsGonnaBeGood said:
I'm glad they're making this clear now, before we waste a bunch of fuel and time flying Vance over there.
Hopefully, Trump tells Pakistan to eat shit on their extension, and we get Bridge and Power Plant Day, but continuing to starve the regime economically for the next few weeks is a decent consolation prize.
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Iran keeps moving the goal posts around. Trump has been very consistent.

Trump is such an asshole.
 
Imagine the situation the Iranians are in right now. If they meet each other in person, they're likely to be blown to bits. If they communicate electronically the NSA will know—they might even get MITM'ed.

So they're stuck with what, passing messages from person to person like Chinese Whispers?

All while food, money and water are running out and the most powerful military in the history of the world is parked off coast waiting for an excuse to vaporize them.

It's no wonder they don't know whether to shit or go blind.
 
IDF Publishes footage of strikes against Hezbollah operatives in southern Lebanon prior to the ceasefire coming into effect.







Before the ceasefire agreement came into effect, IDF troops, under the command of the 91st Division and in coordination with the Israeli Air Force, completed an operation in the area of Dibbin, approximately 12 kilometers inside Lebanese territory.



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During the operation, troops engaged a Hezbollah compound in the area, wherein terrorist activity had been identified and intelligence indicated attempts to carry out attacks against IDF soldiers and Israeli civilians.

Within a matter of hours, more than 70 targets were struck and over 20 terrorists were eliminated in close-quarters combat and from the air.

The IDF will continue to operate decisively to remove threats, safeguard the security of the civilians of the State of Israel, and strengthen the line of defense in southern Lebanon.
 
HodgePodgeRogerDodger said:
Muslims don’t believe anything meaningful about Jesus. It’s more insulting because Jews at least believe Christ was crucified. Muslims believe that he somehow tricked Judas into being crucified for him.
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Can't remember the specifics exactly but it was even more outlandish, with Jesus ascending to heaven and allah somehow placing judas in Christ's place.
JayseeDenton said:
some want the IRGC to fall, and some want the IRGC to nuke israel.
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There should be a fun tsundere option too!
Willing to Become Glorious allies with America but at the cost of yeeting a nuke at all of israel and ending the constant jew kvetching and "MUH GAZA!" double points for total jew (sorry judefrens) and arab DEATH!

Iran shall once again control all of of the mid east!
Catch The Rainbow said:
She got on the fence but couldn't get all the way over before IDF got her.


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I'm usually pretty pro jew but that whole destroying the Statue of Christ is pretty assholish and fucked. Hope the shitweasel that caused it gets caned up the ass for it. Not that i expect em to do it unfortunately.
Mike_Israeltel said:
Of all the blatant misinformation on this thread, this was enough to make me stop lurking. Enough is enough.
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Sorry bucko but as a proud WHITE NATIONALIST (brown)! RUSSIAN...WOMEN ARE WHITE! the men are pretty brown though.
LateNightMuffin said:
I would have thought that would be the case, and it was certainly the case among those closest to me, but my experience of the larger left is that they don't give a shit about the atrocities committed October 7. They either deny they happened, or hand-wave them away. My experience of the larger left is that it doubled down on its support for Palestine after Oct 7.
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So pretty much the same view with iran and the atrocities committed by the islamic regime during January.

Leftists being morally bankrupt pieces of shit!? What a shocker!? Next you know you're gonna tell me that jews hate donating to charity!
Catch The Rainbow said:
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God, that ass is RVPE MATERIAL!
 
Potentially Criminal said:
China - 60 day oil supply left
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Everyone says that China's "Do Nothing = Win" strategy is surely working but having your energy supply partially threatened sounds like a massive national security threat to me, I wonder when will they intervene.
Potentially Criminal said:
Ukraine - broke
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Haven't you heard?, Ukraine is our friend now as they've been assisting us on drone tech for this war.
 
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