🌟 Internet Famous The Square Hut - Ukrainian mashup of Bumfights, IP2 and Fishtank

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From Telegram. (t.me/kvadro_muzeum)
Туалет в доме забили скинутым луком, теперь по нужде все ходят на ведро за кадром.
Someone clogged the toilet in the house with a discarded onion, so now everyone has to use a bucket off-camera.
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So, update to my other post asking about Kristina being a mother.. This is from May 2022 and she is currently on stream finishing up breakfast, so "mama being busy at work" here means the stream. (:_(
Мама пакамесь занята на работе.
Mom is apparently busy at work.
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Her full name is "Kristina Tsisar," apparently. More pics I got from the comments:
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beets4borshenko said:
From Telegram. (t.me/kvadro_muzeum)

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So, update to my other post asking about Kristina being a mother.. This is from May 2022 and she is currently on stream finishing up breakfast, so "mama being busy at work" here means the stream. (:_(

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Her full name is "Kristina Tsisar," apparently. More pics I got from the comments:
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And she ended up in a butt onion stream. Damn
 
It's even funnier with the screen fully blurred and muted - you can make out Baboon occasionally whipping the shit out of Frosya and Petya whilst attempting to fulfill the forfeit. Not that I'm laughing at a woman having two onions shoved up her backside specifically, but the artistic absurdity of it all is quite amusing.

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Welp, Albaina survived her torpedo, but now Petya is having Trump (the gigantic dildo) inserted into his rectum. Sledgehammer has also come in to provide encouragement via whipping.


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This is BDSM-style porn streaming of drug addicted poor people. This isn't any different from a live jasmine stream or some onlyfans scat whore. I expected crimes against humanity, this is just slavic bisexual hurtcore between consenting adults for money.
 
neger psykolog said:
Apparently shit is happening with the police:
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Putting the CF post debate aside, do you have the source for this screenshot? I want to see the original non-Google-translated one.

I'm asking because I can spot at least one thing lost in translation: "Gentlemen of garbage" is likely misinterpreted "Господа мусора", where "мусор" ("garbage") is Eastern Slavic slang for police.
 
reactionary said:
Putting the CF post debate aside, do you have the source for this screenshot? I want to see the original non-Google-translated one.

I'm asking because I can spot at least one thing lost in translation: "Gentlemen of garbage" is likely misinterpreted "Господа мусора", where "мусор" ("garbage") is Eastern Slavic slang for police.
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The source is one of the largest Telegram channels that keep an eye on this shit show. They have shut it down a few times on account of the crimes against humanity but seem to start it up again after a while.
 
neger psykolog said:
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The source is one of the largest Telegram channels that keep an eye on this shit show. They have shut it down a few times on account of the crimes against humanity but seem to start it up again after a while.
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This reads like a navy seals copypasta my nigger. Come back when something actually happens (without being a doubleposting obnoxious fag about it, preferrably).
 
I'm honestly none the wiser about what's happening to the weird Ukranian Fishtank stream; what are these 'crimes against humanity'? Seems to be some dude shoving stuff up his butt for money?
 
BrainProlapse said:
I'm honestly none the wiser about what's happening to the weird Ukranian Fishtank stream; what are these 'crimes against humanity'? Seems to be some dude shoving stuff up his butt for money?
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LonelyEggRoll said:
Umm… I think our guy might have a point, this is literal torture. I can’t watch this shit. (Poking needle under finger nail).
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Are you deliberately being obtuse or retarded? You really think this operation is super kosher? You seriously think they get the money?

Look at all this kosher stuff, its just like a Vietnamese POW camp:
Data Dynamo 658 said:
In a crazy event Anton had to be held down / beat by 3 people to get the dog collar on him, he must have some past trauma to actually fight this much.
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basedman said:
Here's a long version of her getting the onion, flipper smacks, squats over a beer bottle, eating lemons, and the aftermath. She complains that her asshole is leaking.
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Data Dynamo 658 said:
Fresya is drooling and still getting blood wiped from his face
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Yeah bro - You do you but I think I'm fairly comfortable classifying this shit as crimes against humanity. Hope you enjoy watching your monkey torture videos before you go to sleep and reading about vietnamese POW camp torture comedy sketch routines.

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scumfuck said:
This hasn't been posted yet, but they have a new clip channel on YouTube called Kvadr TV. They don't have the worst of the clips (beatings, etc), those are reserved for Telegram but they have more of the conversational clips that aren't posted much here cause they require translation. I'd like to know more about what they talk about. Hopefully there's good stories like Alyosha and the cat. Idk what happened to him but fuck that guy.
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As far as i understood it they had to take him to a hospital after the onion they stuck up his ass didnt come out anymore. He got put into a...
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Ah yes - great comedy.
 
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The Jewel of the Nile said:
Lol xd lmao
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Nigga do you even know the caliber of posts I make on this forum? Have you not seen the investigations that I have done and information I have uncovered that has been propagated widely? Do you seriously think I'm just another random shit poster?

Like you post a bit more casually and socially and about cats and shit - that's cool and all but you don't have half a step to sit on and say anything about what I post.

Seriously I cannot see one brand-name kiwifarmer that gives a shit about any of this, its all faggots who have contributed nothing as far as I can see and just sit and complain because they're low IQ niggers and can't control their impulse to react:
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San Marino said:
I still think a “bait” sticker is a good idea.
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The whole point of baiting people is that they become so emotionally enraged they leave a bunch of MATI and dumb stickers and write fanmail on your profile page because they have poor impulse control like an Africanized ape.

Having a bait sticker is poor sportsmanship.
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Good god these users are moronic.

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Trichuriasis said:
This reads like a navy seals copypasta my nigger. Come back when something actually happens (without being a doubleposting obnoxious fag about it, preferrably).
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Dear baby child, if you investigate yourself and click the baby telegram link you'll see that the link in that text goes to an official police channel livestream from their Facebook page where that screenshot was shown - i.e. the police are going to war with the drug cartels which will impact the square hut heavily (if the main channel is to be trusted - which I do trust it)

Newsflash: I don't care or give a fuck what your standard for a community happenings post is. I've made tons of them and I get to decide if they are newsworthy and I can write them how I please.

It's unbelievable that you're complaining about me discussing an interesting topic (for those that follow this show) when there is a permanent banner on the forum decrying the use of fucking GIFs - are you for real giving me shit for posting about an interesting topic?

Maybe you don't like my slant on it, whatever, too fucking bad.
 
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neger psykolog said:
Nigga do you even know the caliber of posts I make on this forum? Have you not seen the investigations that I have done and information I have uncovered that has been propagated widely? Do you seriously think I'm just another random shit poster?
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Babe wake up, new and updated and kiwi-flavored version of navy seals pasta just dropped
 
"dont you know who i am stalker child? i am a kiwifarmer of great caliber and i WILL write a communtiy feature about you, enjoy prison"
 
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