🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Does a GFE include kissing?
Not unless you pay $$$$ (or more) instead of the $$$ that GREEEE brought.
It's always irked me a little bit that when retold, people say she 'ran down the clock' when she really didn't. Russell fucked that whole thing up himself by being retarded, not checking times for his shit, and expecting her to work beyond the time he paid for because he fucked everything up.
He has, because of his complete inability to understand how reality works, grasped that when you're paying a hooker, it is for her time, not even the sex really. She has to take a few Johns every day. If you expect more time for free you are basically trying to steal her money.
 
He has, because of his complete inability to understand how reality works, grasped that when you're paying a hooker, it is for her time, not even the sex really. She has to take a few Johns every day. If you expect more time for free you are basically trying to steal her money.
Or as Chef from South Park put it. "That's not why you pay a prostitute, No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards."
 
We need a whole collectible line of these, Gas Station Rose Greer will be one of the rarer ones.
Homeless Joe from Death Gas station?
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(TBH I am ashamed to impugn ole Homeless Joe with the stink of Greer. Homeless Joe in todays Action Figure market is worth way more than Russel.)
 
From the Fifth Circuit critique of the lower court in a Texas case. Remind you of anything?
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I think someone might have taken a page out of Russ' book so to speak
 

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Wow. What the actual fuck? What is that District Judge auditioning for, exactly?
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The worst part about this loser is you would think it would be some millennial bedwetter like Ketanji Jackson whose entire ability to critically think has been undermined by a steady diet of Marvel movies, but it's actually some nearly 80 year old TDS addled boomer high on his own farts who was appointed by Clinton. I guess that may be better, in one measure, because he will die sooner that way.
 
The funniest thing he ever did was throwing a tantrum when Null retained Mr. Greg Skordas. It was a stream-of-consciousness meltdown masquerading as a court filing, and it was glorious. I wish I could read it for the first time again.

Man I had forgotten just how much plightsperging was in that filing. Absolutely legendary levels of whining and shamelessly using the Byuuacide to show how discriminated against by Kiwi Farms, a website, he was. :stupid:

He should have tried to claim a block of cheese from Josh to go along with all that whine.

I was going to nominate the crying video when he was catfished by a champion who then rugpulled the threesome with Katy Perry and 'Allison' that Gree had been stroking off over until a niggo in a wheelchair was introduced, leading to this all-time classic plightvideo posted here:


But the Skordas Meltdown is just as strong a contender if not moreso.
 
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Should get a thread poll or some other thing together I guess to decide on the all-time Greer Bamboon Moment. So far it seems put forward has been:

-Suing Taylor Swift (to be generous, this includes the subsequent explanations and insanity in the book about it)
-clocking out the whore with Olive Garden instead of sex
-Sperging about Skordas in Greer v Moon
-Handjob for a ride (to a brothel)
-Weeping about the missed Katy Perry Threesome
And maybe something else I missed.
 
Should get a thread poll or some other thing together I guess to decide on the all-time Greer Bamboon Moment. So far it seems put forward has been:

-Suing Taylor Swift (to be generous, this includes the subsequent explanations and insanity in the book about it)
-clocking out the whore with Olive Garden instead of sex
-Sperging about Skordas in Greer v Moon
-Handjob for a ride (to a brothel)
-Weeping about the missed Katy Perry Threesome
And maybe something else I missed.

Turning down $20,000 when he was on the verge of complete homelessness because of sheer greed (greee-d?) was a whole-ass choice :story:
 
Man I had forgotten just how much plightsperging was in that filing. Absolutely legendary levels of whining and shamelessly using the Byuuacide to show how discriminated against by Kiwi Farms, a website, he was. :stupid:

He should have tried to claim a block of cheese from Josh to go along with all that whine.

I was going to nominate the crying video when he was catfished by a champion who then rugpulled the threesome with Katy Perry and 'Allison' that Gree had been stroking off over until a niggo in a wheelchair was introduced, leading to this all-time classic plightvideo posted here: edit: don't know why the video won't upload properly, it's been posted before. I'll try something else.

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But the Skordas Meltdown is just as strong a contender if not moreso.
I like the one where, I think it was the Ariana Grande lolsuit, where he's quietly seething after losing the whole thing. The funniest part was he couldn't show any emotion on his face but you could tell he was PISSED!
 
Man I had forgotten just how much plightsperging was in that filing. Absolutely legendary levels of whining and shamelessly using the Byuuacide to show how discriminated against by Kiwi Farms, a website, he was. :stupid:

He should have tried to claim a block of cheese from Josh to go along with all that whine.

I was going to nominate the crying video when he was catfished by a champion who then rugpulled the threesome with Katy Perry and 'Allison' that Gree had been stroking off over until a niggo in a wheelchair was introduced, leading to this all-time classic plightvideo posted here: edit: don't know why the video won't upload properly, it's been posted before. I'll try something else.

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But the Skordas Meltdown is just as strong a contender if not moreso.
I notice in the Allison video he displays an ability to move his eyes, eyelids, and teeth despite people in the thread claiming he can't
 
I notice in the Allison video he displays an ability to move his eyes, eyelids, and teeth despite people in the thread claiming he can't
Moebius Syndrome effects the nerves responsible for triggering direct left-right eye movement and the muscles on one's face. It's why he's got the slack-jawed look, he can bring his teeth together, but can't pull his lips closed.
The eyelids, up/down eye movement, even tiny pulls off-center left/right are still functional.
 
I notice in the Allison video he displays an ability to move his eyes, eyelids, and teeth despite people in the thread claiming he can't
It's been well established that he can blink, move his eyes up and down at least, and chew.

There are a very small number of older users here who can't seem to remember this. It blows my mind because literally all you need to do is watch videos of him speaking to recognize these things.
 
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