🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

Which will happen first?

  • Jason Hall finishes developing his game

    Votes: 38 0.7%
  • YandereDev finishes developing his game

    Votes: 597 10.6%
  • Grummz finishes developing his game

    Votes: 148 2.6%
  • Chris Roberts finishes developing his game

    Votes: 170 3.0%
  • Cold fusion

    Votes: 2,082 37.1%
  • The inevitable heat death of the universe

    Votes: 2,572 45.9%

  • Total voters
    5,607
Ahh. Feel that? That's the smell of some fresh milk incoming soon. I can sense it. I'm just waiting to see how he is going to address the fact that his little kingdom is currently crumbling in front of our very own eyes. And it's all because of his stupid ego. He literally had a perfect army of faithful moderator-lackeys by his side and he blew it.
I think I asked about this before, and others have taken a note to it (including that one parody video where he swallows his own feet) is that he never, ever, EVER admits that he's wrong, no matter how inconsequential, no matter what he did, no matter if it helps or not.

There's going to be things where admitting that you're wrong or apologizing is the cuck move but if you NEVER apologize and NEVER admit wrongdoing it tends to turn people off.
 
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It is so unbelievably funny to me that despite literally losing their jobs to the Roach these people STILL guntguard for him. "Noooo i don't want to make life hard for '''Thor''' he was only a horrible person to me and fucked up my life and stole my money and will absolutely try and sabotage me in the future...." How pathetic.
Quintheo isn't their friend either. When they were working for Jason, Quint was making their job harder digging up dirt and creating drama they need to sweep up. To them, he is part of the reason why they are out of the job now. So I can understand why they would tell him to fuck off when he is trying to get gossip out of them. He isn't helping them, he just wants content.
 
Weird, dont understand why people would want to stop working with him, dont they know he worked for blizzard

Whoa hey pump the brakes a minute here - this...what? I...I had literally never heard this before! Someone needs to get out and update the OP for this if that's true. Not to be "that guy" but what's your source on this? Did someone do a deep dig on old Blizzard employee records or is this one of those "blurry image in the back of a 200 person lineup employee photo that kinda looks like him so therefore it must be him" things?

Wow!
 
Quintheo isn't their friend either. When they were working for Jason, Quint was making their job harder digging up dirt and creating drama they need to sweep up. To them, he is part of the reason why they are out of the job now. So I can understand why they would tell him to fuck off when he is trying to get gossip out of them. He isn't helping them, he just wants content.
You’d think they’d have learned after being on the receiving end of Mald’s retardation that they were on the wrong side of all that drama that Quintheo was (admittedly) farming? Their bitterness over it goes to show how they’re still utterly deluded stooges which in turn indicates that Mald was the one who intitiated this breakup, which is really quite funny—ousting your last remaining guntguard hugbox for no apparent reason, just sheer petulant ingratitude.
 
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It is so unbelievably funny to me that despite literally losing their jobs to the Roach these people STILL guntguard for him. "Noooo i don't want to make life hard for '''Thor''' he was only a horrible person to me and fucked up my life and stole my money and will absolutely try and sabotage me in the future...." How pathetic.
There's a little loyalty left in the world, even though Figtree doesn't deserve it.
 
That's a very VERY lonely mod list you got there Jason :story:
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Switching between ferretass and pooner bussy lately?

Will this likely mean that his trooncord will be heavily moderated? even by the slight mention of SKG or the mold mald MVP even will handle kicks or bans from it?
 
Will this likely mean that his trooncord will be heavily moderated? even by the slight mention of SKG or the mold mald MVP even will handle kicks or bans from it?
Good question. On one hand, he shouldn't want to do that because he will lose people. Especially when skg is a current event thing

On the other hand, lack of moderation means he's proportionally seeing more bs he hates than before, and might become more unstable, especially if anyone trolls.

Maybe a crash out could come faster than we thought???

Also reminder that he hasn't had a positive day of twitch growth since july. And I don't see this improving, his mods left, his subs are low, skg is looking good, pirate fans morale is low.. nothing is really going well for him atm.
 
I felt like PirateSoftware should've been Lolcow of the Year 2025. The Jomhas were already disgraced, they just went from low to lower. Meanwhile, this guy started the year in good esteem and by having an incredibly bad take and insisting on doubling down on it despite being given MULTIPLE opportunities to graciously reconcile/correct himself by Ross who's always been a class act. This resulted in all of his dirty laundry being aired out to world.

What an utterly unnessary but hilarious downfall.
 
I felt like PirateSoftware should've been Lolcow of the Year 2025. The Jomhas were already disgraced, they just went from low to lower. Meanwhile, this guy started the year in good esteem and by having an incredibly bad take and insisting on doubling down on it despite being given MULTIPLE opportunities to graciously reconcile/correct himself by Ross who's always been a class act. This resulted in all of his dirty laundry being aired out to world.

What an utterly unnessary but hilarious downfall.
Okay but there's a big chance for a 2026 victory.
 
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