💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

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Bullder Stream 2026.

God, I don't ask for much but, please, just this once...reward our faith...
 
Adamska said:
No, it's the consequences of them getting way too many donos at once. They're basically going on a hedonistic spending spree just like Jeremy does at the moment and will be back when they realize " oh no, the consequences of my actions" and need another paycheck.

They dropped the ball in the exact same way when idubbz got on them. And do this repeatedly every time they get good times.
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I think you underestimate the amount of timbits PPP can eat. I believe we're on the same page.
 
Since Hambeast seems hell bent on cratering his career, he should be heartened to know that he can take his skill set and newfound love for being a censorious boil on the ass of the Internet working as a janny for the only man stinkier than himself: Pirate Software.

Journoscum said:
Guess that full stop sobriety ran into some hitches
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I think it ran into a wall harder than either of Hambeast’s cohosts.
 
I mean I'm just saying said:
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I've updated Jeralyzer with all of the transcripts for the around 1000 JeremyHambly channel videos to and I'm about halfway through downloading the over 9000 (literally) videos on TheQuartering and added what I have so far. This is on top of all the streams for both channels.
It'll be interesting to see how it runs, I expect some things to break because I haven't done much optimization but it seems to actually work for me despite that. The raw transcripts/metadata are over 3GB so far but that shrinks down to about 200MB after the data is processed to the jeralyzer json. I'll figure out a good way to share all the data in an archive after I'm done downloading.

Honestly this shitpost is probably some of the most fun I've had writing software in a while.

EDIT: I've also made slipped in some small optimizations:
  • Initial page no longer lists every tracked transcript
  • Title-only match section removed (didn't seem useful, may reintegrate later)
  • Transcript list moved to a separate file loaded by the app client after the app itself loads
  • Searches loads up to the first 1000 hits, then a "load more" button appears on bottom to continue searching
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You know, I'm pretty sure "Making AI to analyze the sum total of Jeremy Hamplanet's endless waffling and bullshitting about total nothingburgers" is how you make a computer either commit suicide or become "GW" from MGS2.
Tangentially-related old shitpost.
 
ian's face grease said:
This was a great rundown. It has been great to see the entire internet to come out to admit that they always hated Jeremy. Why was his friend such a homo about it though?
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Sometimes Pat is really on spot. Ian's always been a dope. These guys have always been quasi-cows but can be pretty good too. This is a worthwhile discussion of Quartering for sure here.
 
Alkor said:
Jarbo just has to do the same thing that was done to him: Youtube.com/reporthistory

It still works. It will reveal all.

If he does that, the Quarry King will have struck gold!
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The only problem is Jer got like 5+ channels. He can just say we keep moving the goalposts after like 2 of them and run away like a bitch
 
deleuzeon said:
In the forty or so minutes I've been watching this "gameplay" I think he's had hands on keyboard playing the game for maybe 3-5 minutes. The entire rest of it has been him on his phone, staring at chat, or literally away from his chair and out of the room. His mind is clearly elsewhere, and we all know why.
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Gator_Aids said:
Something clearly has happened in the last 24 hours. Up until this moment Jer has said wild shit but it was always based on the caveat that hes had something to lose and something worth fighting for.

This has changed.

Openly stating he plans to ruin people realistically much larger than himself the way he is only happens when theres no way back. I would assume Rumble put the nail in the coffin with Jer and both the CBC and Shorts grifts are ruined.

Between these things and likely either a falling out hes had with YT, his wife, the bull or Mel and HCB (likely more than one) which we will soon find out about, Jer has decided this is the end. As any spoiled child would, hes going to try and kick over the board on his way out.

We're in for a real treat.

This is Prime Cut territory.
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The Secret Sauce said:
Quick Rumbull chat sample
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He is currently getting handheld through a "puzzle" that consists of moving sacks onto a cart. He is struggling mightily.
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Kakkerum420 said:
Null said he got his first response from Rumble talking about Jer. He's so fucking toxic CEO's and shit have to refute his bullshit on Twitter, I have a feeling that stays a lot longer than the actual complaints. He's fucked on Rumble.
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Historical Strelkov said:
He's in the basement of the Führjerbunker, pissing his career down the drain.
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Soapmore said:
- His youtube and rumble views in the last days have been crashing, quite possibly due to him not botting because of scrutiny
- Pavlovski announced the change in the front-page algorithm, which is doom for Jer if he's not botting
- H3, Flashcast, Venti, Hypocrite, G&G, Luther and dozens of smaller channels (several of whom are making good content by the way) have been on him; the exposure is metasticizing
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AGL Blue Bros said:
The only problem is Jer got like 5+ channels. He can just say we keep moving the goalposts after like 2 of them and run away like a bitch
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in the mikeynomore video it was shown he has like 5 rc channels, mtg channel, claw channel, hambly channel, quartering channel and probably a few more ghost channels we don't even know about.
 
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