📚 Megathread The Pooner Zoo - A thread for collecting wild Pooners and posting OC Pooners, and anything Pooner related

[Hojicha]

I thought it was about cannibalism? People were saying it started as anime yaoi + fanfic of that gay guy that ate that other gay guy. Fascinating stuff lmao.

Also LOL at that picture where the pooner BF is in the women's locker room. Even the cartoon poon knows that women and men shouldn't share a locker room.

Maybe it did? I've never seen that aspect of it personally or come across any gore art. The title is definitely weird, so maybe. I could be less informed than others about it but as far as I've seen it seems to just be TEENAGE ANGST. Gross if so.

It reminded me also there's this other artist who made a black bitch who has a pet pooner who's supposed to resemble a horny slave white geek but there's never any culmination because there's no dick

 

[BIG SHOT Autos]

Also LOL at that picture where the pooner BF is in the women's locker room. Even the cartoon poon knows that women and men shouldn't share a locker room.

The "BF" is an actual pooner here, Kate is just "non-binary" (aka a normie woman). Alex has a binder on that image.

 

[YWNBAM]

No gore, just 90s garbage. Also the artist draws the pooner "male" romantic interest as literally just a dude from the 90s. Like legit. The outside world sees HER as a "don't get my daughter pregnant!" type loser skateboarder. Why make her trans at all beats me. Also here's some examples of how much the self insert kates design and weight fluctuates. I can't browse printerest without seeing her art
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I hate how much I love the art style of this thing and the basic 90s romcom series premise about loser edgy guy X spunky energetic girl.

Maybe it did? I've never seen that aspect of it personally or come across any gore art. The title is definitely weird, so maybe. I could be less informed than others about it but as far as I've seen it seems to just be TEENAGE ANGST. Gross if so.

It reminded me also there's this other artist who made a black bitch who has a pet pooner who's supposed to resemble a horny slave white geek but there's never any culmination because there's no dick

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The softie geek X alpha dom grrl is very anime and could possibly work in a western university? Highschool? Setting. The art is also very serviceable, although the head and proportions of the girl sometimes look very weird, the hair is too flat. The last picture is probably the best representation of the character.

I am a huge sucker for straight couple ships, for god knows, there aren't as many in contrast to teh gay. And I could see myself enjoying the stories with these dynamics. But the moment the author goes "Ooooops, no dicks!" I feel like gagging. I am lied to. Dare I say, bamboozled. Couldn't you just make an uber mega dyke ship instead? You just have to yeet those yucky tits?

When it happens with "suprise, no vaginas!" faux straight/yuri ships, I just assume the author is too ashamed to be a gay dude. But I don't think being a lesbian or a bisexual is as uncomfortable for most women. In fact it's seen as quirky and showing off their independence. So why these kinds of pooners exist? You would say it's just a wish fulfilment about a pretty woman giving them a chance, but something tells me both characters are a reflection of the author. I bet that the reason Kate got fat (such a downgrade btw, these proportions don't fit the angular daria cartoon style and give her a completely different personality look) is tightly connected to the author spreading wide due to testosterone influence. I am probably being too to assume there is something deeper to these kinds of artists.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

The "BF" is an actual pooner here, Kate is just "non-binary" (aka a normie woman). Alex has a binder on that image.

Yes, and both of these women are in the women's locker room. Kinda makes her whole "he" passes all the time, fathers lock up your daughters "he" will get them pregnant!" character look like a lesbian in a too small sports bra.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Isn't there a running joke that Muslim converts are more likely to be gingers? Also, a study in the UK found that the number of CEOs of top companies with red hair was four times higher than the percentage of persons with red hair in the general population.

On a more thoughtful note, the MC1R gene, mutations of which are what cause red hair, has been linked to inflammation responses -- specifically, the diminished ability to "turn off" inflammation. This has in turn been linked to elevated levels of C-reactive protein (CRP), which is a key marker of inflammation and associated with chronic stress and pain.

Inflammation is bad for the brain, and has been linked to many psychiatric disorders and general poorer mood, sleep, general well-being, increased rates of autism, etc. So the elevated levels of inflammation that appear to come with red hair might also be affecting mental health, causing psychological problems that disproportionately cause gingers to either shoot to the top or crash very hard (i.e., joining death cults like Islam and the transgender movement).

I got this all off of google though, so take it with a grain of salt.

It’s not even just MC1R homozygotes who have high troon out rates, it’s anyone on the Roman numeral version of the Saller-Fischer scale (Of course, they also could be MC1R homozygotes as well).

 

[Hojicha]

I hate how much I love the art style of this thing and the basic 90s romcom series premise about loser edgy guy X spunky energetic girl.

It's very reminisce of Kim Possible, and the other 90's toons. I'm sure the artist was obviously heavily infulenced by it, and just never got to fuck the skater boy she always wanted to in her youth. If Alex wasn't a trans, the series would fit in with any decent 90s cartoon like Daria or Rocket Power.

 

[Heinrich Maneuver]

It's very reminisce of Kim Possible, and the other 90's toons. I'm sure the artist was obviously heavily infulenced by it, and just never got to fuck the skater boy she always wanted to in her youth

She's a pooner she was probs a fat nerdy shy girl irl and crushing hard on them but never got an ounce of male attention. Trying to be the guy/girl that passed you over in high school is the most tranny shit ever, especially when they refuse to grow up.

 

[Hojicha]

She's a pooner she was probs a fat nerdy shy girl irl and crushing hard on them but never got an ounce of male attention. Trying to be the guy/girl that passed you over in high school is the most tranny shit ever, especially when they refuse to grow up.

The only info I can find of the author artist at ALL is a inspiration piece but it talks of them as a "male Hispanic white". But their artist name is Ari. Sure, sure. It has to be a pooner, the art is extremely feminine.

 

[Heinrich Maneuver]

The only info I can find of the author artist at ALL is a inspiration piece but it talks of them as a "male Hispanic white". But their artist name is Ari. Sure, sure. It has to be a pooner, the art is extremely feminine.

There are no true and honest males drawing "trans male" characters in relationships with other women, unless they are degenerate Asians. Statistical impossibility. I'm pretty sure it was confirmed she was a pooner a while ago, alongside that other horror werewolf but super cartoony artist

 

[Hojicha]

There are no true and honest males drawing "trans male" characters in relationships with other women, unless they are degenerate Asians. Statistical impossibility. I'm pretty sure it was confirmed she was a pooner a while ago, alongside that other horror werewolf but super cartoony artist

Shit you're right I didn't even think of that. Men don't fantasize about top scars.

 

[Heinrich Maneuver]

Shit you're right I didn't even think of that. Men don't fantasize about top scars.

Of all my years in 'fandom' spaces, I've only ever met one true and honest male, who was a raging faggot regardless, and lusted after cock like it was his job. The pooners attempted to get close but he wanted Man Chest. Not even male furry artists draw top scars. unless it's a paid commission, and those fuckers will jack off to anything. I've never even see TiM furries draw top scars on their own character, literally no one but pooners wants pooner characters

 

[Heinrich Maneuver]

double post. Since Tyler Catastrophe, there's been some discussion about how FTMs have that look. You know, the look? The really unappealing look?

OP is an 'it' so take her opinion with a grain of salt, especially with that haircut, but it's fun to see the girlies tear themselves apart like catty women do over their looks. It's amusing to see these girls pretend that the monstrous creations of the cult are anything like, or even as desirable as, big strong cornfed farmer/rugby/labourer ''fat but strong'' men, or that they could be considered ''bears''. Even noodlesandbeef, the chubby chaser who chased the chubbier side, had a harem of men who were fat but still identifiably men; they were hairy, like men, big, like men, and had cocks that he filled with silicone but that's another story. Gay ''bears'' want men, extramasculine men. No one is lusting after people so fat they start too look sexless and featureless. In all the 'mmmhhhhh big fat hairy transmen' no one is posting an example!

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[Syikeblade]

This is an older post of a incel pooner who's upset that straight women are not interested in her.



Even other pooner's believe that the woman who date them are straight and not queer girls lying to validate them.



I can understand a ftm lesbian wanting to date straight women for validation of their fetish, but are there lesbians who fetishize straight women the same way gay men fetishize straight men?

https://www.reddit.com/r/FTMMen/s/Kir1zZT8j9

Also this potential lolcow has a lot of post whining about being single.

https://www.reddit.comu/Revolutionary-Tie908?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1

 

[FinnSven]

but are there lesbians who fetishize straight women the same way gay men fetishize straight men?

There are lesbians who think that every straight woman wants to have a lesbian experience, but I think that’s just a weird crossover from “lesbian porn” and straight male ideas about lesbianism.

Some claim that there are more women who are straight but experimental, because women are socially permitted to kiss and such in greeting and less social stigma to having had a homosexual encounter as a woman, but again I think that’s probably projection.

 

[Oliver Tate Glazer]

The art on the table of a restaurant I went to looks like a pooner.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

I can understand a ftm lesbian wanting to date straight women for validation of their fetish, but are there lesbians who fetishize straight women the same way gay men fetishize straight men?

There are lesbians who think that every straight woman wants to have a lesbian experience, but I think that’s just a weird crossover from “lesbian porn” and straight male ideas about lesbianism.

Yes, but more often than not, it's another part of political lesbianism.

The belief that all women are lesbians by default, and that any sexual contact between a man and a woman (more especially penis in vagina) is rape.

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Spoiler: For Red Pilling Normies

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Yes, but more often than not, it's another part of political lesbianism.

The belief that all women are lesbians by default, and that any sexual contact between a man and a woman (more especially penis in vagina) is rape.

A lot of those are weird bisexual women for whom it is a choice to pursue men or women, and they lack the theory of mind to understand that straight people don't have any attraction to the same sex in the first place. They assume everybody else thinks like them. Kind of how troons and poons assume everybody is bi.

 

[BohemianBorzoi]

Sorry to doublepost but Tyler Catastrophe, (previous post), is still looking to move to the UK. TikTok commenters are telling her to visit Bradford, a Muslim conclave in northern England which is pretty much a no-go zone, as well as Birmingham, also a Muslim shithole. Her aim is to move to Brighton, which has had several recent gang-rapes on the beach. She also has dogshit Premier league takes.
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My normie adjacent friends found out about Tyler and it's so funny to see them all shit on her. We took a good 30 minutes at least to make fun of her terrible jewelry. They kept calling her a they. Said that saying he was weird when she has massive hairy tits. One of them even said "I don't respect trans people that don't go all the way (and get surgery). What's the point if that's not the goal?"

To give some context, these are the kind of people to say "adults can do what whatever as long as they consent", "trans people should be able to use the facilities they want", "respect pronouns" and all that feel good stuff. Wonderful people, they just want others to be able to exist comfortably. To see them tear this pooner apart was wild to witness. Feels like nature is healing.

 

[Aero the Alcoholic Bat]

To give some context, these are the kind of people to say "adults can do what whatever as long as they consent", "trans people should be able to use the facilities they want", "respect pronouns" and all that feel good stuff. Wonderful people, they just want others to be able to exist comfortably. To see them tear this pooner apart was wild to witness. Feels like nature is healing.

Maybe, we'll see how long it takes for them to peak and for them to realize that transgenderism itself is entirely evil and that not even adults should be permitted to destroy themselves in such a way.