💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

Sharpeteer said:
He will never willingly admit it, but since the cat is out of the bag and everyone knows anyway, he's like fuck it, I'll just flag everything I don't like.
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I said it before he flagged the clip channel but flagging his competition was 100% one of his biggest tools to making it to 2 million subs. Look at how good he is at flagging , switching from private info, to cyber bullying to now nudity . Only transvestites are on par with jer, this is like the only thing he has mastered in his life.
 

Nick Gars said:
That shit doesn't ellicit sympathy, you faggot. Posting this just make you look like a hypersensitive man-child and your "lol dude I'm chilling" response is this image to a fucking tee:
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HE IS JUST CHILLING OK. ITS NOT LIKE HE COULD STOP BEING ON TWITTER 24/7 WITH A WIFE WHO LOVED HIM.
HE.IS.JUST.CHILLING.

anyways guys hows your weekend?
 
Herpes is Brat said:
I said it before he flagged the clip channel but flagging his competition was 100% one of his biggest tools to making it to 2 million subs. Look at how good he is at flagging , switching from private info, to cyber bullying to now nudity . Only transvestites are on par with jer, this is like the only thing he has mastered in his life.
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"Hey it's only age restricted, just tell them to sign into their Google account (his competition platform, and that he knows a lot of people don't actually want to do) to watch the videos, what's the issue here? Video is still up right?"
 
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🎶ETHAN RALPH IS COMING TO TOWN (OH NO)🎶
 
Herpes is Brat said:
I said it before he flagged the clip channel but flagging his competition was 100% one of his biggest tools to making it to 2 million subs. Look at how good he is at flagging , switching from private info, to cyber bullying to now nudity . Only transvestites are on par with jer, this is like the only thing he has mastered in his life.
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you can see and hear the absolute contempt he has for his "colleagues". especially ones that more popular or have the potential to become so. Tim Pool, G&G, Craig are good examples atm. If he can't control them (nice guy) like he thought he could with Bearing, Dankula, Mel, etc then they are considered his nemeses and must be destroyed. Typical narc shit
 
I had this thought recently: why is Jeremy so interested in grifting off of items he never uses himself?

For example he’s tried and failed to grift off his coffee brand, yet looks like a tired disheveled fat wretched mess.

He’s trying to grift off his orange orchard, yet admits publicly on stream that he rarely consumes fruits or vegetables because it makes him shit his pants. He’s proud of eating like a slob.

This stinky cuckold will say something and do the opposite, both from a business point of view to also his alleged political principles. It’s a constant with Poopypants, I swear.
 
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Cyberpunk Meta said:
I had this thought recently: why is Jeremy so interesting in grifting off of items he never uses himself?

For example he’s tried and failed to grift off his coffee brand, yet looks like a tired disheveled fat wretched mess.

He’s trying to grift off his orange orchard, yet admits publicly on stream that he rarely consumes fruits or vegetables because it makes him shit his pants. He’s proud of eating like a slob.

This stinky cuckold will say something and do the opposite, both from a business point of view to also his alleged political principles. It’s a constant with Poopypants, I swear.
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It's the same reason why he was pushing the 'you can become a noble in Scotland by buying a small piece of land' scam that was popular like 4 years ago. Or why he pisses in a drain. Or why he just speaks without thinking.

He's lazy and just does the path of least resistance and, for a time, was rewarded for it. So why wouldn't he keep doing it? Like, Hambeast was pushing Dollar Shave Club back in the very early days when it is beyond apparent that the idea of personal grooming is a foreign fucking concept to him.
 
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Cyberpunk Meta said:
He’s trying to grift off his orange orchard, yet admits publicly on stream that he rarely consumes fruits or vegetables because it makes him shit his pants. He’s proud of eating like a slob.
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He is retarded. The way to fix chronic diarrhea and sharting is by eating a substantial amount of fruits and vegetables every day. If he eats vegetables once a month, he will shart himself more at first, as the healthy food pushes the plastic cheez whiz and high fructose corn syrup out of his system. If he persisted with eating more fruits and vegetables, eventually the fiber from vegetable matter will help him form solid poops that don't explode out of him suddenly, instead of just leaking a slurry of canola oil and artificial flavoring and coloring all the time like he does now.
 
While the fuckin Ethan Ralph stories have disappointing payoffs recently, the fucker really managed to make me laugh with how much of a rollercoaster his thought process could be. I genuinely got hiccups by the time we got to the end. That's more praise than I can give to Jer.
 
Cyberpunk Meta said:
I had this thought recently: why is Jeremy so interesting in grifting off of items he never uses himself?

For example he’s tried and failed to grift off his coffee brand, yet looks like a tired disheveled fat wretched mess.

He’s trying to grift off his orange orchard, yet admits publicly on stream that he rarely consumes fruits or vegetables because it makes him shit his pants. He’s proud of eating like a slob.

This stinky cuckold will say something and do the opposite, both from a business point of view to also his alleged political principles. It’s a constant with Poopypants, I swear.
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Ironically I think he got scammed into doing the coffee grift. Unless I'm failing to understand the latest information, wasn't he left holding Player One Coffee's bag?
 
Tyronneasaurus Rex said:
I hope Adam Sellers gets Heather Hambly pregnant, and then makes Jer raise the kid as his. Because everyone, including Hambone would know that he's raising a kid that isn't his and he'll go to his grave knowing it.

A humiliation so brutal that no felting could ever top it.
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You think he'd raise that kid? He'd be worse than the Ralphamale.
 
RMQualtrough said:
Imagine finding a way to bait him with clips that cut from something innocent to hard porn?

"What are the oranges for? Let me know what you think!"

Then the clip is 5 seconds of innocent meat being cooked with oranges before SMASH CUT to a Jewish guy shoving oranges up a middle aged woman's minge.
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Or the old classic, Goatse. It was from a set of clips of a guy stretching his anus and shoving things up it, including an orange.
 
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