💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

Cyberpunk Meta said:
I had this thought recently: why is Jeremy so interesting in grifting off of items he never uses himself?
For example he’s tried and failed to grift off his coffee brand, yet looks like a tired disheveled fat wretched mess.
He’s trying to grift off his orange orchard, yet admits publicly on stream that he rarely consumes fruits or vegetables because it makes him shit his pants. He’s proud of eating like a slob.
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He makes intros to shorts he doesn't even watch.
He presents news he doesn't know anything about and reads for the first time live on air.
He opens cards for a card trading game he doesn't even play.
He sexually harasses/stalks/and constantly lusts after women, but doesn't even fuck his own wife.

I don't understand the confusion, nothing about that man is sincere or in any way real.
It's all just about the grift and making money by pretending something he's not.
Except for the last part, that's just him being a degenerate.
 
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End-of-Day Regular Upload Update:
  • As of 7PM EST, Jeremy has no regular videos uploaded on his main YT channel for the day. He has hidden his only upload today somewhere around 30m-1h after posting it. Out of the past 10 scheduled upload times, only 1 VIDEO REMAINS UP with a view count of 30K. This is the second day this month with 0 uploads standing, with the other being his birthday.
  • This is the third day in a row without a livestream despite him saying during his gaygamestream that he'd probably do one the day after.
  • This also marks the fifth day in a row without an upload to Unsleeved Media. His last video stands at 821 views, despite a legendary pull, editing, and an appearance by Huck the German Shepard (that doggo is adorable which pisses me off that he's been trying to use him to gain views and sympathy pretty heavily as of late).
  • The shorts uploads do appear to be continuing as normal, however, it appears that there has been a major drop in views, at least on the main channel, if we look at his Social Blade.
Social Blade Overview:
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As you can see here, we're looking at numbers far below what we were looking at a couple of weeks ago, and he hasn't met his daily average since April 16th. Some of these days have been absolutely abysmal, and when you know that the vast majority of these views are shorts and worthless for revenue, the bottom weekly average of $1,400 might actually be a little too generous an estimate.

Thankfully, he has been on twitter sympathy-posting, so that will help when the bills come in. It's 6 o'clock in Wisconsin now, and its time to hit that fireball.

Have a good weekend, Kiwis!
 
On the Patent and Trademark office listing for CBC, he has 2 emails listed as available for correspondence. The first is the CBC domain, and the second is some guy named Mark Kovalenko.

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Kovalenko is supposedly some international IP lawyer based out of Geneva. I just thought it was odd that Hambly has him listed as his legal representation for the PTO - wouldn't it have been easier and cheaper to find... anyone else than some slavic Ukrainian international lawyer based out of Switzerland? I can't find anything damning about the guy, it just feels off. It also makes me wonder how many attorneys Jer has retained throughout his 'career' and why?

Kovalenko's personal internet presence is sparse and probably scrubbed. His LinkedIn says he's been running his own law firm with partners for almost 7 years, but their website is broken. I have a hard time believing Jer really thought he was going to go worldwide with "coffee brand coffee" so much that he needed an international lawyer. At first glance, this appears to be another one of Jer's shady 'business' contacts, because this business relationship seems extremely overkill.

Might be a wild goose chase. I will post updates if my inquiries yield any fruit, but my expectations are nil.

Corporate site (WHOIS lookup has a mailing address in Iceland)
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quarter_grifter said:
On the Patent and Trademark office listing for CBC, he has 2 emails listed as available for correspondence. The first is the CBC domain, and the second is some guy named Mark Kovalenko.

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Kovalenko is supposedly some international IP lawyer based out of Geneva. I just thought it was odd that Hambly has him listed as his legal representation for the PTO - wouldn't it have been easier and cheaper to find... anyone else than some slavic Ukrainian international lawyer based out of Switzerland? I can't find anything damning about the guy, it just feels off. It also makes me wonder how many attorneys Jer has retained throughout his 'career' and why?

Kovalenko's personal internet presence is sparse and probably scrubbed. His LinkedIn says he's been running his own law firm with partners for almost 7 years, but their website is broken. I have a hard time believing Jer really thought he was going to go worldwide with "coffee brand coffee" so much that he needed an international lawyer. At first glance, this appears to be another one of Jer's shady 'business' contacts, because this business relationship seems extremely overkill.

Might be a wild goose chase. I will post updates if my inquiries yield any fruit, but my expectations are nil.

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That's sketchy. Why would a lawyer not keep their information up to date? You'd think it would be a great idea to have some form of portfolio to highlight your experiences in the field.
 
Jace on ice said:
Imagine being a mother at a concert or whatever glancing over and seeing this obese goony bearded sweaty man reeking of shit and rail whisky sweatily clutching his phone and videotaping your eight year old daughter's ass.

Like something out of a fucking horror movie.
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Did she even do anything about it? (I'm not listening to something with Hamplanet voice in it)
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I don't know what the oranges are for, but what are the bananas for?
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He's a wigger
 
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rearden_steel said:
Not gonna waste more time on him but he is a redditor.
Retard use a sock puppet not your main.
he was able to dox himself, and link his name to his reddit, what a tard.
wouldn't want to defame this genius so i looked a bit more, and more than a commie he seems to be a schizo.
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the eyes of a man who undertads VIOLENT REVOLUTION IS THE ONLY SOLUTION

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HEAR THAT JOSHUA CONNOR NULL MOON

FEAR THE MAN WHO HAS NOTHING TO LOOOSE
 
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quarter_grifter said:
On the Patent and Trademark office listing for CBC, he has 2 emails listed as available for correspondence. The first is the CBC domain, and the second is some guy named Mark Kovalenko.

View attachment 8913054

Kovalenko is supposedly some international IP lawyer based out of Geneva. I just thought it was odd that Hambly has him listed as his legal representation for the PTO - wouldn't it have been easier and cheaper to find... anyone else than some slavic Ukrainian international lawyer based out of Switzerland? I can't find anything damning about the guy, it just feels off. It also makes me wonder how many attorneys Jer has retained throughout his 'career' and why?

Kovalenko's personal internet presence is sparse and probably scrubbed. His LinkedIn says he's been running his own law firm with partners for almost 7 years, but their website is broken. I have a hard time believing Jer really thought he was going to go worldwide with "coffee brand coffee" so much that he needed an international lawyer. At first glance, this appears to be another one of Jer's shady 'business' contacts, because this business relationship seems extremely overkill.

Might be a wild goose chase. I will post updates if my inquiries yield any fruit, but my expectations are nil.

Corporate site (WHOIS lookup has a mailing address in Iceland)
X
YouTube
LinkedIn
Facebook
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Wait, is this the same guy? https://www.couchsurfing.com/people/markkovalenko Brave AI is saying yes it is
A fuckin couchsurfer? Apparently never in the USA before. What the fuck would he have to do with Jeremy?
 
rearden_steel said:
new Jer creep moment
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he is gonna show us Lauren Chen's feet
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This fucken feet shit he does kills me. I know it might be an inside joke to him, but you look at most of the women he does it to, they look mortified. The Sydney Watson vids where he does it, she's nearly pulling the phone out for the lawyer.
Iranian_Jomha said:
Who watches this shit? Is the BULL sending him photos from his session with Ms. Hambly?

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EDIT THAT SHIT OUT OF YOUR VIDEOS RETARD! Trying to drag out video time.

It might've been the death threat
SuperComfy said:
ARREST HIIIIIM!

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Speaking of death threats

HE FUCKS DOGS!
HE SENDS DEATH THREATS!
HE'S A RETARD WHO DOESN'T KNOW OPSEC AND DOXXED HIMSELF!
WOAH BUDDY!!!!!!!!

Rekieta's Coked-Out Kid said:
End-of-Day Regular Upload Update:
  • As of 7PM EST, Jeremy has no regular videos uploaded on his main YT channel for the day. He has hidden his only upload today somewhere around 30m-1h after posting it. Out of the past 10 scheduled upload times, only 1 VIDEO REMAINS UP with a view count of 30K. This is the second day this month with 0 uploads standing, with the other being his birthday.
  • This is the third day in a row without a livestream despite him saying during his gaygamestream that he'd probably do one the day after.
  • This also marks the fifth day in a row without an upload to Unsleeved Media. His last video stands at 821 views, despite a legendary pull, editing, and an appearance by Huck the German Shepard (that doggo is adorable which pisses me off that he's been trying to use him to gain views and sympathy pretty heavily as of late).
  • The shorts uploads do appear to be continuing as normal, however, it appears that there has been a major drop in views, at least on the main channel, if we look at his Social Blade.
Social Blade Overview:
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As you can see here, we're looking at numbers far below what we were looking at a couple of weeks ago, and he hasn't met his daily average since April 16th. Some of these days have been absolutely abysmal, and when you know that the vast majority of these views are shorts and worthless for revenue, the bottom weekly average of $1,400 might actually be a little too generous an estimate.

Thankfully, he has been on twitter sympathy-posting, so that will help when the bills come in. It's 6 o'clock in Wisconsin now, and its time to hit that fireball.

Have a good weekend, Kiwis!
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Warski mentioned it on KC, how the fuck do you upload 1 video and get 10k subs, when all your other days where you upload 3-10 videos you don't get any subs.
Do a better job hiding your bought subs you retarded cunt

Found out what the oranges are
  • Historical Reference: "Orange-girls" were a term for prostitutes working in English theatres during the Elizabethan era.
Is that what you were going to call your Ukrainian refugees you wanted to put in your sex house Jer?
 
Mein Prolapse said:
Warski mentioned it on KC, how the fuck do you upload 1 video and get 10k subs, when all your other days where you upload 3-10 videos you don't get any subs.
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While i'm not 100% sure, i'm assuming that binary 0/+10K sub format is actually due to "truncation" of data.

In mathematics and computing, it involves limiting the number of digits to the right of a decimal point or chopping off fractional parts, which differs from rounding by always moving toward zero rather than to the nearest value.

So I think SB can only see what we see, which is Jer's subcount displayed only to the nearest 10K (Currently 2.04M). As the daily subcount is probably only rising by 1k or whatever it is per day, we don't see that increase until it reaches either the nearest 10K milestone, or whatever threshold it takes for Youtube to display a 10k increase.

That being said, I still have a hard fuckin time believing that YTShorts-spergs are subscribing to him faster than people are leaving during this debacle, let alone by over a thousand a day organically. Jer is likely buying subs or promotion of his channel.
 
Enter The Pooptrain said:
I am legitimately confused how this man still has fans. Was he ever actually funny or inciteful? Every clip I see of him is torture.
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Never was. People only used to watch his videos because when you searched for a breaking news thing he'd consistently be the one shitting out five videos a day so there was a high likelihood that it was going to be a Quartering video. Additionally, everyone edgy and funny had long since been banned so Quartering had nowhere near as many competitors as he does now.

Now that I think about it, it's very convenient for The Quartering that so many of his competitors got banned.
 
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