💰 Grifter Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer

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Trans Randy said:
Really racking up these top-tier personalities in your Sweeper Squad, Jer.
From the top of my head, we've now had:
- Mel
- Rekieta
- Razorfist
- Mr Obvious
Who's next? ChibiReviews? Keffals? Spoony? Will Christine Chandler welcome Jer into the dimensional merge that will end the Jerkino Jerksino?
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Don’t forget Cog, too.

…on second thought, do forget about him, sorry.
 
W@rui said:
Why would a guy who makes millions need a PPP loan?
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Because small government advocating conservatives are known to be principled, they'll never scam tax dollars.
Nicholas Rekieta also scammed PPP loans. He claimed his LLC employed two people and got a nice sum of $20k, all while he was making millions on YouTube.
The televangelist Daystar scammed over a million. They were forced to pay it back after being exposed.
 
Trans Randy said:
Fuck, not even that unlikely. However Jer will have to SWAT himself first to get into the club.
Maybe Pat will let Jer use his pepperoni grinder for his new Coon Brand Coffee.
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Admittedly, I don't think Patty would have anything to do with Hambeast because Jeremy isn't baying for Trump's head on a pike and is therefore a fascist. Whatever interaction they would have would basically be aborted by that trademark Tomlinson charm. Which is hilarious given Hambeast's dull as dishwater personality.

Still, they're both habitual drunks, so it's not impossible.
 
The Incredible Salt Mine:
Episode 41 clips:
Jeremys wife wants an interesting tattoo:


Jeremy talking about his weed habbits:


Jeremy thinking about trying his dogs painkillers:


Jeremy on reaching 10 years in marriage:


Jeremy says he will not report you:

Episode 42: clip:
Jeremy on his work:

Episode 43 clips:
Jeremy says you have to pick one, either you can flex your wealth or beg for money:


Jeremy on his wife being Italian:

Episode 44 clip:
Jeremy on his shed:


Jeremy takes booze to the zoo:


Jeremy on becoming bald:


Jeremy still would really like to get a fleshlight sponsorship:

Episode 45 clip:
Jeremy drunk tweeting to Honey Badgers to be included in their conference on mens issues:

Episode 46 clips:
Jeremy still seething at Blaire White:


Jeremy on continuing drinking after puking:


Jeremy on Kiwifarms:

They were talking about Yaniv in the above clip.

Episode 47 clip:
Jeremy once again joking about cucking:

Episode 48 clip:
Jeremy on Venti going after ShoeOnHead and Anisa:


Jeremy telling us the story of him accidentally driving over a rabbit with a lawn mower:


Episode 49 clips:
Jeremy on the Honey Badgers event and how they misspelled his name:


Jeremy getting weird fucking advise in a bar:


Jeremy trying to make a joke to his wife:

Episode 50 clips:
Jeremy getting disrespected once again by the Honey Badgers in the mens right conference:


Jeremy was confronted by Coach Red Pills fans:


Is this the same Maggie?:


And as a bonus because he has been insufferable every time he was on, here is how Carl Benjamin aka Soyfather eats his steak:
 
I present to you King Cuckold the First
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I decided to mess around in ComfyUI some more when it comes to Jer. Where I was doing music before, I decided to spit out some images this time using Flux 2. I gave it a reference image of him and one of Melonie Mac to use for generating the new image. The one of Jer is working really well but the one if Melonie is but isn't. It was the only one I could find with doing a quick search on Google that was of her face at a decent resolution. In the generated images it looks like her but doesn't. I am hoping and think more than a few of you will like the few images I was able to generate before getting a few hours sleep.

If any of you can think of scenarios for Jer to find himself in or you want to see him in a new way just let me know. I will try to oblige.
 
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Your-AI-Overlord said:
I present to you King Cuckold the First

I decided to mess around in ComfyUI some more when it comes to Jer. Where I was doing music before, I decided to spit out some images this time using Flux 2. I gave it a reference image of him and one of Melonie Mac to use for generating the new image. The one of Jer is working really well but the one if Melonie is but isn't. It was the only one I could find with doing a quick search on Google that was of her face at a decent resolution. In the generated images it looks like her but doesn't. I am hoping and think more than a few of you will like the few images I was able to generate before getting a few hours sleep.

If any of you can think of scenarios for Jer to find himself in or you want to see him in a new way just let me know. I will try to oblige.
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You could have her dancing before him like he's king jabba but not jabba and she was that dancer that got eaten by a rancor and had her boob pop out on camera (but she ain't got boobs.)
 
It seems that Jeremy does not have to worry about a showdown with the rage pig after all, as he has misfired and self-felted, and is about to be arrested at an airport again.
 
Trans Randy said:
Really racking up these top-tier personalities in your Sweeper Squad, Jer.
From the top of my head, we've now had:
- Mel
- Rekieta
- Razorfist
- Mr Obvious
Who's next? ChibiReviews? Keffals? Spoony? Will Christine Chandler welcome Jer into the dimensional merge that will end the Jerkino Jerksino?
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It's broken containment. The newest Marvel superhero team has assembled to help Jer

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If Jer employs 3 editors, how are there still minute-long segments of him reading his phone going “umm……..uhh……..what do you guys uhhhh” in them?
 
TertiaryObjective said:
If Jer employs 3 editors, how are there still minute-long segments of him reading his phone going “umm……..uhh……..what do you guys uhhhh” in them?
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If your boss is too retarded to do the work, too retarded to check the work, and just retarded enough to pay you above-rate for doing something that literally takes... five minutes, maybe? I struggle to grasp what they'd even be doing to his video inputs, honestly - you don't rock the boat; you just take the money. Unlike the two bimbos, it's not like they've leveraged their name and identity to get access to the paycheck anyways.
 
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