DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
Fridge Raider said:
It's a fucking card game... What is there to understand??? This dude's mental decline is absolutely shocking. I assume most people on here are familiar with vidya but in case you are not, this game is incredibly easy to understand from what I can tell. Only the faggot that needs to "learn" Call of Duty again for each of the yearly releases so that he can crack a 1.0 k/d (which counts assists as kills) would think this game requires a background in... what, card based games?

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The screencap below is from the Steam trailer. Now if any of you retards can't figure it out, those little rectangles are cards, and you play them to do things. The goal is to kill the enemies. Confused? I'm not surprised. Maybe read some guides and have that KingOfTheVoid guy handhold you through Slay the Spire 2, first. Us experts will be playing Vampire Crawlers until it misses the goal.
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I can't tell if it's Phil's ego being so fragile that he can't afford to look like a complete idiot when playing a video game (that ship has long since sailed, Phil) that he needs a dent to show him what to do to avoid embarrassment, or he's legitimately retarded.
 
Local walking bicep reaches High Master, a plane completely untouchable by our guy DSP. What's better is the post claims Tyler1 did "zero punished sweeps, zero light confirm combos, zero drc combos and only one auto combo". Literally just blocking and landing stray hits.
Even better than that, the post is full of comments of people saying base Master is basically a participation award that anyone can get and any shitter should be base Master by now.
If only these nudniks knew anything about fighting games.
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Vampire Crawlers is as horrific as I expected, the sooner he stops getting whaled out by the Joseph sock the quicker he'll drop the game like a rock and for the better.
 
Peko said:
Local walking bicep reaches High Master, a plane completely untouchable by our guy DSP. What's better is the post claims Tyler1 did "zero punished sweeps, zero light confirm combos, zero drc combos and only one auto combo". Literally just blocking and landing stray hits.
Even better than that, the post is full of comments of people saying base Master is basically a participation award that anyone can get and any shitter should be base Master by now.
If only these nudniks knew anything about fighting games.
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The funny part is Tyler1 did all this WHILE being 50 times worst than DSP.
Tyler1 is really fucking bad too, over 300 hours, no clue what a backroll is, mashes on wakeup everytime , always does OD Sonic Blade on wakeup, He relies entirely on beating dudes that dont know what oki is or how to get in without jumping, on block DRC or DI and one and dones every person that beats him, along with blocking characters he hates.

He's also a modern player, so he's braindead, it's sad that Tyler1 is the best example of what capcom wants to accomplish with it's casual or new players, specifically modern players new to the game, it's funny as fuck to watch but he has verything DSP has

Supertryhard mentality, huge ego that wont let him attempt to step back and think that someone is playing a layer above them or trolls etc.

Dude is playing Modern Guile and drops everything and cannot convert anything more than 30% max while burning out

No combos, just learned he can do drive rush after hitting on block/hit for 3 bar of drve recently.

He does not interact, take space, put out any threat, simpily stands there and lives or dies by the gamba boom/flashkick gamble on reaction

It's funny how capcom gave you the tools and dopamine triggers to climb to the level of ''im master, i must be good at the game, im da best gamer all around''
He does not adapt to anything of his gameplan or playstyle, he either gets away with murder or gets fed extra points by fresh 1500's.

It's almost like seeing another DSP in the game, he's weird, he not even zoning he has no idea why he should make any decision other than in scenarios where he is obv plus so he keeps spamming.

DSP & Tyler share that I guess the difference is Tyler1 is not on level 1 of the bottom of retardation and he has heart and willpower and is not lazy, etc, etc
 
Fridge Raider said:
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Now THIS is a happy person! You can just feel feel the passion he has for gaming and content creation.

In other news DunceFelter is MIA according to Phil. At some point when literally everyone you interact with eventually wants nothing to do with you, you gotta start thinking about the through line right? Like what do all the people that want nothing to do with Phil have in common? Oh, I know, they've all interacted with Phil.
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Maybe he got raided by the feds
 
I fret sometimes about DSP’s trajectory. It is so hard to get attention nowadays on the Internet. People cut themselves and worse to get people to buy their meme coins, for instance, mostly without success.

Meanwhile Phil’s peculiar retardation attracts a broad swath of interest which seems to be growing slowly but perceptibly since LSF banned Hasanposting, the game journalist meme, and the Asmongold debacle.

Phil hates 99% of the attention he’s getting but if even a small amount translates into suhport he will continue to be sussessful. I want the pigroach scrambling.
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
i love how he has different names for what amounts to the same thing.
"the morning show" aka phil drones on about meaningless bullshit for 2 hours
"the level 1 podcast" aka phil drones on about meaningless bullshit for 2 hours
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The pahdcast is for when Phil says he has specific topics and the other is "chilling". They seem the exact same based on detractor videos when I watch them, so I'll grant Phil his point that I don't watch the actual content because I am not suffering through his 2-hour self-therapy sessions and schedule/begging autism.
 
Ivan Daniloff said:
I fret sometimes about DSP’s trajectory. It is so hard to get attention nowadays on the Internet. People cut themselves and worse to get people to buy their meme coins, for instance, mostly without success.

Meanwhile Phil’s peculiar retardation attracts a broad swath of interest which seems to be growing slowly but perceptibly since LSF banned Hasanposting, the game journalist meme, and the Asmongold debacle.

Phil hates 99% of the attention he’s getting but if even a small amount translates into suhport he will continue to be sussessful. I want the pigroach scrambling.
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We're talking about a very long game here, and it's going to go a LOT longer, considering he intends to be around begging for shekels on the Internet for the next 30 years. Sometimes the short term can seem like it's trending one way and it can be useful to remind yourself to take a step back and look at the long view.

The short view is that we're still coasting off the aftereffects of the Kino arc, and then the Asmongold attention. Considering the size of Asmongold, it's kind of impressive the aftereffects are as small-scale as they actually are. He just got the attention of one of the biggest streamers in the world and that's leading to renewed attention in clips going around as well, and yet he's still maintaining the lowest average live viewership we've ever seen and it's a coin toss whether one or two people will get him to his non-goal on any given stream.

Things will probably be like this for a while. But the long view remains unchanged. The ship may be sinking in very slow motion, but it is sinking. Just sit back and enjoy the show. It's free of charge for us, while he and his dents have to do all the work.
 
The average Internet user is not stupid enough to watch him directly. They'd rather check Reddit/Twitter for clips. Or some of the detractor channels if he catches their interest. Maybe even Raw Phil. But watching his stream or videos? Not a chance.

There is nothing to build on here. The only certain thing is that if he does get deep into money problems he'll inevitably get bailed out because the circus must continue.
 
Ralof-of-Cringewood said:
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Alright, I'll admit that I'm not a veteran content creator with an 18 year history on YouTube. My finger isn't on the pulse and none of my videos have recently "hit the algorithm" and had some faggot nobody drama streamer comment on them. I don't have 230,000 subs and some videos that literally get less than 1% of that in views, so take this with a grain of salt I'm definitely not an expert.

That being said. Why the fuck would you stack up your weekend (you know, when you're going to get the most people on the platform because it's the weekend) with day streams of boring, shitty, turn-based games from 20 years ago instead of pushing the new, hype games as hard as you can? Keep the prestream to 30 minutes and play 4 straight hours of Pragmata on Saturday and Mouse P.I. on Sunday, or 2 Pragmata streams. No one wants to watch the turn-based, no one wants to watch card games (which he doesn't understand but he should). But for the love of all that is holy... WHY ARE WE PLAYING DRAGON QUEST 7???? Even he knows that one doesn't do well, why the hell are we playing it during prime time??? How is he so bad at this? I know he's retarded but he's been making content almost two decades and doesn't understand even the most basic concepts!
 
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