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Ralph getting the ire of the US government finally because of a drug-addled pornstar is hilarious
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I WANT TO BELIEVE
ralph was neggin her to buy him a PC the whole week... i guess he got what he wanted lol.
we are already writing the script for the movie adaptation of this story in Guntchat.You think you hit pay dirt with your nest egg theory.....wait till the ralphamale blows the lid off the epstein files with delaneys stolen laptop.
Sidenote: what are the ethics in journalism if you get a pulitzer prize utilizing a stolen laptop?
Can one receive a Pulitzer Prize for Xitter posts?You think you hit pay dirt with your nest egg theory.....wait till the ralphamale blows the lid off the epstein files with delaneys stolen laptop.
Sidenote: what are the ethics in journalism if you get a pulitzer prize utilizing a stolen laptop?
I have the name of the movie in the ralphamale Twitter threadwe are already writing the script for the movie adaptation of this story in Guntchat.
Fred Durst plays ralph. Chloe Grace Moretz plays Scarlett.
Can one receive a Pulitzer Prize for Xitter posts?
Almost all of the women Ralph has been with had information available showing how much of a piece of shit he is, yet they stayed with him until they became the next victim.What did she expect? Ralph being a piece of shit is very well documented.
TBF, at least the Mexican ones got paid for it.Almost all of the women Ralph has been with had information available showing how much of a piece of shit he is, yet they stayed with him until they became the next victim.
Has this drugged out whore ever heard of backing up her files? If her grandma's voicemails, and her "life's work" were so important she should have backed up all that on iCloud, or even better a simple 500gb portable SSD mini drive she could put away in a drawer or something. This dummy wanted to dance with the devil despite all the repeated warnings so she gets what she deserves.
Back your shit up, FFS. At least upload the voicemail file to a Google Drive.
She's a drug addict and overdrinker who is dating Ethan Ralph. None of these aspects lends itself to organization.I agree, in this age of cloud computing, losing local data is your own fault.
Ralph's law in effect, that retroactive W meant this L was inevitableThere's some shit happening in paradise.
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This is the final version of this tweet, but I think that she edited it many times. There is some meaning in the variants.
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Manic episode?
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Has he been given the boot?
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BUT!!!!! The mental state of your fiancé is much less important than seething about Jim and his wife.
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He's living on borrowed time. There's no way he isn't a total piece of shit to his fellow Mexicans. Eventually he'll piss off so many locals they'll go to the police and it'll be very easy for the cops to dispose of him by just extraditing him to the United States. Mexico isn't China or Russia where they'll protect American nuisances.Damn, Ralph made really it out of the US like agent 47
Mission:
What a hero
- Use advanced techniques, like abject begging for puss, to seduce blacked coke-head prostitute Scarlet Hampton
- Raise izzat by humiliating enemies like Mersh, Rekieta and his father in law, by Gunting said prostitute and getting engaged
- Make her pay for all expenses with her prostitute money
- Gather incriminating evidence
- Steal her laptop containing important intel
- Sabotage her saab to prevent her pursuit
- Elude law enforcement
- Extract back to Mexico
His fellow messicans don’t know or care about him. He stays holed up in his little hideyhole and rarely ventures out except to get snacks and beer, especially this time of year when it’s over 100 degrees every day.He's living on borrowed time. There's no way he isn't a total piece of shit to his fellow Mexicans. Eventually he'll piss off so many locals they'll go to the police and it'll be very easy for the cops to dispose of him by just extraditing him to the United States. Mexico isn't China or Russia where they'll protect American nuisances.
You could be forgiven for thinking this, because its a perfectly logical and rational line of reasoning. However, if this 2500 page thread tells you anything, it's that Ralph is invincible, bulletproof and protected by an almost supernatural level of lucky breaks for literally years.He's living on borrowed time.
The language barrier works in his favour. He’s much more likeable when he can only communicate by ordering tortas.He's living on borrowed time. There's no way he isn't a total piece of shit to his fellow Mexicans. Eventually he'll piss off so many locals they'll go to the police and it'll be very easy for the cops to dispose of him by just extraditing him to the United States. Mexico isn't China or Russia where they'll protect American nuisances.