DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Do Not Touch Me Pls]

At this rate it'll take him another month to get to the elite 4 if he doesn't rage at the victory road trainers before.

He's dragging the game out on purpose to make more money by nicknaming Pokemon, which means that his team is much weaker than usual.

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

A dent asks Phil if he likes wine. Now, for Phil, this can go one of two ways:
On the one hand, you've got "I'm smarter than everyone else" Phil. That would lead to a response like "I like wine, but you get these wine snobs, who are massively rich assholes who do nothing but spend thousands upon thousands of dollars on fancy wines, and they're so stupid because they don't realize that they could be getting a wine that's just as good for a fraction of that price! What a bunch of morons."
But then you've got the "More expensive means it's better" side of Phil. Which gives you "Well, there's really something to be said for the robust, flavorful notes that you get in an expensive wine. Basement dwellers like my detractors are probably happy with a cheap bottle of wine, but a well developed palette like mine demands a more complex flavorful bouquet." And the Total Wine purchases from the bank leaks suggest an expensive taste.
So which response do you think he will give?

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the beauty of wines is that you can find the best wine you've ever tasted in a 10€ price tag, you just have to grind.
and that's that. wines have a pricetag of 10€ per bottle. anything more than that is just scam.
the extra cost is shit like
>our trained clowns are juggling wine bottles for 2 years to ensure even maturity and consistent flavor in every sip
also best grape variety coming through

 

[HorseWifeAppreciator]

the beauty of wines is that you can find the best wine you've ever tasted in a 10€ price tag, you just have to grind.
and that's that. wines have a pricetag of 10€ per bottle. anything more than that is just scam.
the extra cost is shit like
>our trained clowns are juggling wine bottles for 2 years to ensure even maturity and consistent flavor in every sip
also best grape variety coming through

Phil would be in a totally different position in life if he could grasp that a higher price doesn't always correlate to higher quality.

 

[BlastMonk]

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Wtf the morning show starts around midday and finishes in the early afternoon?

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Phil would be in a totally different position in life if he could grasp that a higher price doesn't always correlate to higher quality.

But then how could he flex on those who can’t afford these expansive things? It’s the same shallow bullshit he’s always done to try and appear superior to those who can’t afford things.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

Wtf the morning show starts around midday and finishes in the early afternoon?

thats how someone who wakes up in the actual morning and goes to work would view it which means its wrahng. if phail had to be an early riser he could no longer get drunk and tweet at lowtiergod at 2am

 

[SwiftBucks]

the beauty of wines is that you can find the best wine you've ever tasted in a 10€ price tag, you just have to grind.

It holds true in Europe, where you can get mindblowingly good beer and wine at bottom dollar prices. In North America the imports are marked up for no reason and affordable domestics are usually blends. In Canada the buy in for a good bottle is $30. A lot of the cheap to mid priced stuff from the states is so-so, I've never been really impressed.

Someone should bait him into a show where he pairs wine with colognes

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Lies. I bet Kat keeps a bag of Franzia within reach. I would if I had to live with this elderly toddler.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

I don't know where it is but last night Phil sperged on about Wakhando for a couple of sentences. He confirmed the following points;

1. He was getting ants in the kitchen; they were coming through the perimeter expansion gap underneath the oven.
2. There are multiple spots of "damage" in the condo. This is most likely black mould from a hole in his roof that he has left for nearly 13 years. He has not even treated his roof, btw, something his HOA advises to do every 10 years due to rain and weather.
3. He has purchased "a lot of furniture."

I cannot express how FUCKED this guy is, not only mentally but construction-wise.

1. The "hole" he sealed up was an expansion gap used for tiled and wood flooring to allow air to pass through if trapped. Death Fats are an actual death sentence for this because you have to be careful of the weight applied daily. That floor has months.
2. The mould must be really bad. If it is that bad, he could face having the home condemned. This has happened TWICE for Phil. His previous condo was nearly condemned due to roof damage above him, but his condo in CT had ceiling damage too. This to repair is an easy 100k+ job. It takes weeks or months due to the weather if bad, his HOA will evict him without any certainty and blacklist him from the area of properties they have ties to, and associates.
3. The furniture is for Khet living downstairs because she is too fat.

 

[Mewchu]

Nice copy pasted typo!

 

[top10 EU in Lords Mobile]

apologies if this has been pointed out, if so I couldn't find it in this thread

something in the back of my head was telling me to go through the April 20 Fire Red disaster VOD again, this time with a fine-tooth comb and I managed to find 3 distinct shots where... just see for yourselves:

not sure what's going on now since the new haircut. this was before that

 

[Balr0g]

Nice copy pasted typo!View attachment 8921075

Was probably thinking of LTG's stinger (hello Fear & Hunger) stinging his butt

 

[Tsoliassssssssssssss]

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normal people schedule: 11:00
DSP's very sophisticated schedule: 11:15

"I am different from everyone else"
- DSP

 

[Fridge Raider]

thats how someone who wakes up in the actual morning and goes to work would view it which means its wrahng. if phail had to be an early riser he could no longer get drunk and tweet at lowtiergod at 2am

Very jewish behavior. Well technically it's the morning! Yeah but you're doing it when many people are getting ready for lunch. But I suppose it is a morning show if you drunkenly roll out of bed at 10:45am.

This is most likely black mould from a hole in his roof that he has left for nearly 13 years.

Did you see WPIG/ALT's lore stream called DSP Breaks It? It was very enlightening as to his mindset and genuinely is what shifted me from thinking he's just a really dumb guy to thinking he's actually mentally retarded and should be in a group home or in some kind of facility (or just pop him in the head and save everyone the hassle). His toilet broke and he just covered it with a trash bag for years. Why? He has another one, stupid! His dishwasher broke and is still broken to this day, same with the shower in the master bath and that's potentially leaking inside the wall. This is the same mentality you see in the show Hoarders, people who will piss and shit in buckets because the toilet broke or cook dinner on a hotplate then eat off paper plates because the oven and sink are piled with dishes that have been there for years.

That leak was there when he moved in, too, he knew about it potentially even before he closed. Any sane adult would call up the inspector and demand that it be repaired, a thorough inspection be done on the whole house, and potentially even pursue the seller in civil court if it's already closed because you have no idea what that water damage could lead to down the line. What does Phil do? Absolutely nothing. The HOA got the roof repaired, his realtor is the one that let them in and set that all up from what I can tell. He didn't even demand they fix the damage from the leak he let them fuck him in the ass on something he paid (and is still paying) hundreds of thousands of dollars for. He thinks he has $600k in equity but someone showed last year that it was only like $200k and that's assuming the house is in good repair. I wonder if he knows he'd likely need an inspection to borrow against equity...

One last minor note. Any time he talks about fixing things around the home he talks about needing to get his credit back first. Does he really think that the mature, adult thing to do is to put all home repairs on credit or is he just coping so he can justify blowing all his money on DoorDash, gin and mobile games? No, Phil, most people don't put minor renovations like that on credit. Though with the state he's let it get to, he might need that $200k to get it back to normal.

Spoiler: the ceiling rot spot, not to be confused with the floor rot spot

This is, in all likelihood, still there to this day. He never bragged about fixing it.

 

[QwahlityKahntent]

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"but(t)sting" is what happens to him after LTG is done with him

 

[Fridge Raider]

apologies if this has been pointed out, if so I couldn't find it in this thread

something in the back of my head was telling me to go through the April 20 Fire Red disaster VOD again, this time with a fine-tooth comb and I managed to find 3 distinct shots where... just see for yourselves:

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not sure what's going on now since the new haircut. this was before that

When is this from in the playthrough? I'm trying to get some higher res screengrabs but I can't find it in the playthrough.

nvm got it

 

[Balr0g]

That leak was there when he moved in, too, he knew about it potentially even before he closed. Any sane adult would call up the inspector and demand that it be repaired, a thorough inspection be done on the whole house, and potentially even pursue the seller in civil court if it's already closed because you have no idea what that water damage could lead to down the line. What does Phil do? Absolutely nothing. The HOA got the roof repaired, his realtor is the one that let them in and set that all up from what I can tell. He didn't even demand they fix the damage from the leak he let them fuck him in the ass on something he paid (and is still paying) hundreds of thousands of dollars for. He thinks he has $600k in equity but someone showed last year that it was only like $200k and that's assuming the house is in good repair. I wonder if he knows he'd likely need an inspection to borrow against equity...

Not to mention who knows what kind of mold has been build up in the house. GTG brought up an interesting point in reghards to Phil's coughing: could that perhaps be mold spores in his lungs? I mean if he really never fixed the broken shower and water has seaped into the walls that can't exactly be healthy now can it? We know he had mold damage when Panda was still there (mold in the kitchen under the sink I believe) so who's to say what is actually the situation in the bathrooms. That condo is not only a hoarder's nest but a potential health hazard as well. Imagine when he finally croaks and they dom an inspection and realize they have to wreck the entire building because this faggot was too dumb to call for proper inspections / maintenance

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

It holds true in Europe, where you can get mindblowingly good beer and wine at bottom dollar prices. In North America the imports are marked up for no reason and affordable domestics are usually blends. In Canada the buy in for a good bottle is $30. A lot of the cheap to mid priced stuff from the states is so-so, I've never been really impressed.

Someone should bait him into a show where he pairs wine with colognes

I guarantee you that someone could give Phil Night Train and tell him that it’s a popular wine, and he’d fall for it.

 

[Burn In Hell Burnell]

apologies if this has been pointed out, if so I couldn't find it in this thread

something in the back of my head was telling me to go through the April 20 Fire Red disaster VOD again, this time with a fine-tooth comb and I managed to find 3 distinct shots where... just see for yourselves:

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not sure what's going on now since the new haircut. this was before that

 

[Digger10]

Never underestimate a true narcissist’s ability to protect themselves from any truth that would hurt their ego. Phil gaslights no one harder than he gaslights himself. That’s on display every single day, but the initial reaction to the Sidescrollers interview was one of the most crystal-clear examples in his entire online history.

The slow realization that it had not, in fact, gone well, and his flat head going into overdrive trying a million different rationalizations and copes, really softened him up nicely for Ayushuton ayund Ayundy to land the killing blow to whatever was left of his sanity.

Yeah, I think the fallout of the interview hurt him more than the interview itself.