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Crypt Kicker said:
I agree with the sentiment, but who REALLY gives a shit about Synthetic Man? He'd make for a good bit, but that's it.
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IIRC, a lot if viewers/onlookers said the same when KC were initially going after Jer. “Who gives a shit about that fat fuck, he’s too boring to cover like this etc.” well, look how that turned out.

I genuinely believe there could be some real nefarious shit to be uncovered on the Synthetic Faggot.
 
This is the end
Heather is with the bull and screamin'
Feel the Earth move and then
Hear the Bull nut again
For this is the end
I've gooned and gooned to this moment
So overdue, I owe them
Swept away, I'm gooning

Heather is with the skybull
As my life crumbles
I will flag still
Heather is together
with Skybull
with Skybull
 
the coffee brand coffee site looks like a low effort shopify site made by a jeet. if he was actually trying to grow the brand he wouldnt have a giant picture of his face on the homepage. there is. also zero context about who he is and why you'd care. its like he assumes he is a household name or something lol
 
mister fireworks said:
the coffee brand coffee site looks like a low effort shopify site made by a jeet. if he was actually trying to grow the brand he wouldnt have a giant picture of his face on the homepage. there is. also zero context about who he is and why you'd care. its like he assumes he is a household name or something lol
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That's because it is a shopify storefront.
A jeet isn't needed, it's click drag and drop. You can train a monkey to do it.

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HE'S SCARED OF DARKIES
HE'S SCARED OF Ns
MY RENFAIRE IS UNDER ATTACK BY YOUR POLITICAL SKIN COLOR
 
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Why are we acting like this is some sort of big revelation? you can look up "quartering coffee" on google and you will find posts on reddit from 4 years ago that points up almost everything in the featured post, here is a post mocking how the company that ACTUALLY makes his coffee are pretty woke, making his whole "non-woke, non-political coffee" gimmick completely meaningless.
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did any of you guys seriously believe this fucking faggot was roasting his own coffee on his own hardware? he doesnt know shit about fuck and im not aware hed ever mentioned that anyone was helping him manage the "shop" that doesnt exist. that would be the #1 prerequisite for any of this to be true in the first place, its a complicated business to get into.
also the blurbs for b2b services on "his" coffee website are cringe. tell me more about the beans you nigger, i dont care that youre willing to re-rebrand it for me. the offer to come visit "his hq" for a tasting is hilarious doebeit, i wish someone had taken him up on that.
 
Jose Beaner Luna said:
Tactical fat deployment, his shoelaces are under attack by a massive gunt!
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Mr.Bucket said:
It looks like he sat on the ground to tie his shoes.
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Somehow that's even more embarrassing and tells me he's fucking beyond hammered.
A grown man sitting on the ground to tie his shoes? Either he's retarded and still does the bunny ear method to tie those shoes, or he's drunk.
But hey, even if your loeshaces don't got you, Papa Jer got you!
 
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