DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
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the cringe, overwhelming me. We may have a new apex dent
 
Piggy lives on X - this will probably go to the faggot's head but when it comes to Hasan and Jer , it wouldn't matter who the 3rd option would of been they would of won facing against those 2

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Embarrassing stall segment to end the late stream. TheyCallMeUQN, if you're going to whale out on a stream, you could at least make sure that we hit the mandatory goal. I guess that another $20 was above your means. Anyways, the King truly appreciates your support.

$116 on the Pragmata stream and $130 on the shitty vampire card game stream. Hitting goals is getting harder and harder. I think the lack of viewers and support is really starting to worry him. When he stalled and begged at the end here, his chair was shaking worse than a Parkinsons patient. Even worse than usual.

Detractor streak: 2.
 
Fridge Raider said:
I dunno this might sound crazy but do you think he's just looking for an excuse to stuff his face and he's just saying it's a review so that he can pretend he has opinions people value and also gets to eat his shitty goyslop?
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It's also a tax write off.

He can basically claim the sloppy fast food as a business expense. I wouldn't be surprised if he claimed all his doordash orders as business expense.

I guess we'll know when bankruptcy 2: electric boogaloo comes out. He'll have to list it all and I guess he'll say it's business related just like those suspicious "WWE network" expenses during bankruptcy 1
 
Belegar Ironhammer said:
Embarrassing stall segment to end the late stream. TheyCallMeUQN, if you're going to whale out on a stream, you could at least make sure that we hit the mandatory goal. I guess that another $20 was above your means. Anyways, the King truly appreciates your support.

$116 on the Pragmata stream and $130 on the shitty vampire card game stream. Hitting goals is getting harder and harder. I think the lack of viewers and support is really starting to worry him. When he stalled and begged at the end here, his chair was shaking worse than a Parkinsons patient. Even worse than usual.

Detractor streak: 2.
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Even our boy with his flat poorly developed head has to understand on some level, under all his own self-copes and self-delusions, that it is a very bad sign his viewership is dipping lower and lower and he’s relying on a gooner incel ERPing in his chat to fund entire streams.

Expect some kind of hail-Mary attention grabbing dramaslop stream soon. We gotta get those numbers up. Surely this time, it will save the channel…
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Even our boy with his flat poorly developed head has to understand on some level, under all his own self-copes and self-delusions, that it is a very bad sign his viewership is dipping lower and lower and he’s relying on a gooner incel ERPing in his chat to fund entire streams.

Expect some kind of hail-Mary attention grabbing dramaslop stream soon. We gotta get those numbers up. Surely this time, it will save the channel…
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Saros releases on thursday. That will definitely, undoubtedly and without question save the channel.
 
Burn In Hell Burnell said:
Even our boy with his flat poorly developed head has to understand on some level, under all his own self-copes and self-delusions, that it is a very bad sign his viewership is dipping lower and lower and he’s relying on a gooner incel ERPing in his chat to fund entire streams.

Expect some kind of hail-Mary attention grabbing dramaslop stream soon. We gotta get those numbers up. Surely this time, it will save the channel…
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He should've been more aggro on quarterpounder and spent 5 minutes looking into it he could've shit on him for many things that don't involve the bull or sex shit. I think he will end up reacting to the Joon doc about him maybe but he would get way way more views if he did it now while it's red hot but of course DSP has no clue how to do anything.

The numbers are so fucking bad though man we are fully reliant on NSRV to float 1-2 streams a week now that is not where you want to be lmao.
 
shekelshoah666 said:
The sheer amount of yellow paint you have to use in games for someone like Phil is just fucking mind boggling watching this. Watching the WPIG deep dive into him using guides was eye opening enough but man this game has a fair amount of handholding and yellow paint but not even close to enough for DSP.
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I don't know what exactly Phil's issues with his gameplay stem from, but it seems to be:
- Narcissism and unwillingness to accept that everything he does isn't perfect first try, as well as being a know-it-all
- No pattern recognition and things will disappear from his mind the second they are not on screen
- Wants instant gratification and doesn't want to work for things
- 'tism

I don't know what else you guys might come up with, but I've never seen a person so bad at videogames who simultaneously doesn't say to himself or others that he's bad at videogames, and says he plays at a 'professional' level.
 
Carbiter said:
I don't know what exactly Phil's issues with his gameplay stem from, but it seems to be:
- Narcissism and unwillingness to accept that everything he does isn't perfect first try, as well as being a know-it-all
- No pattern recognition and things will disappear from his mind the second they are not on screen
- Wants instant gratification and doesn't want to work for things
- 'tism

I don't know what else you guys might come up with, but I've never seen a person so bad at videogames who simultaneously doesn't say to himself or others that he's bad at videogames, and says he plays at a 'professional' level.
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- HE'S GAY
- HE LIKES COCK
- HE MARRIED A FARM ANIMAL TO MASK HIS HOMOSEXUAL TENDENCIES
 
shekelshoah666 said:
He should've been more aggro on quarterpounder and spent 5 minutes looking into it he could've shit on him for many things that don't involve the bull or sex shit. I think he will end up reacting to the Joon doc about him maybe but he would get way way more views if he did it now while it's red hot but of course DSP has no clue how to do anything.

The numbers are so fucking bad though man we are fully reliant on NSRV to float 1-2 streams a week now that is not where you want to be lmao.
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This is what drives me up a wall. Dude you made a video where you said more about you than about the subject of the current drama. And released it as a drama video. Drama that you refused to do a quick google and educate yourself on. At least then you would have possibly gotten a few more views, a few more people actually watching longer than a minute or two. But once they realized the fencepost was lodged firmly up your ass and you were going to pontificate infront of a mirror for THIRTY MINUTES about a topic you knew nothing about and brought nothing to the table on, they dipped.


Come the fuck on Phil, why would you even be so stupid to hold out hope that it would get attention? It didn't matter if it got 50k views, it cannot help your channel because YT doesn't care about views it cares about watchtime. This means your content has to have a fucking message, and a reason for them to watch/listen. If you're saying LESS than what people accidentally osmosis through thumbnails and video titles.... why would they hang around? If you look at most of your videos, your watchtime is abysmal. This is the cope you can't escape from and it's all because none of your videos respect the viewers time, just like you complaining about games not doing that, and repeating effectively what people have said about your unedited content for two decades.

Leave your streams up and use them as raw material to cut content out of for edited content. Boss battles, funny moments, important lore or something. Anything. But one hour BRICKS of content?

This brings me to another gripe I've had for years. Phil started livestreaming and he just ignored the audience and hoped they would dump money on him while he ignored them. In 2017 in an an attempt to radically change his course he decided to engage with the audience a little. He seemed to engage the ban button more but I mean it's a start. That's good and all but shit like the roll call and whatnot mean a fat load of nothing when the entire stream is stopped when you stop recording and you suddenly become dour and talk about money. Dude, you have been doing this retard shit for a decade. Why? Why are we telling the audience we're stopping the recording or starting it? Why do we have a different demeaner for our YT audience than the stream? Do you think they don't have eyes? Yeah it just makes you look like a fake, disingenuous liar everyday. "Huh he just ranted about the banana song and how he's buff for an hour and a half. Then went to take a piss for 10-15 min....ignoring all of us and making us watch old clips...before a single minute of gameplay. Now he's going to return, start the game, and suddenly become chipper. Yeah that's real happiness and excitedness about the game and not a performance." Being """"""meaningful""""" requires, before anything else, rapport. Rapport is made of trust, and trust is made through honesty and transparency. When even your FANS reference "unrecorded begments" and everyone can see how lame it is you try to pretend it doesn't exist if it's not in your uploads, this is like child tier lying.

Since today is read the farms day for DarksydePhil of DSPGaming on Youtube, I'll add this. If you don't believe me Phil, drop this entire post, including this sentence, into grok or whatever AI you're using to generate your images, and ask it to give you honest feedback on how true this post is about your content. What people have been saying for a decade since you became "interactive" and two decades since you started uploading slop and oopsied into the caveman algorithm of the time.

Before you give your straw man argument about people telling you to upload longer vids when you were uploading shorter vids, and vice versa so now it turns out you were right all along, no that's not it. 10 minute uploads totaling your entire stream is worthless just as much as your 1 hour uploads. Because inevitably there will be an upload of just menu stalling, or just contribution auditing or just you struggling with a puzzle or boss but not changing tactics. This has always been annoying, the lack of any kind of filtering on your content to respect the viewer's time. If you didn't want people to focus on your fails the solution wasn't to guides/handhold cheat to not fail (and this effort has failed you across the past twelve years) the solution is to have edited content cut down to the core story progress.
 
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