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>new Final Fantasy 14 expansion gets announced
>like the post announcing it
>naturally get more FF14 posts on my X
>first post I see is from a tranny called Jordan who is in "Twitch's Women's Guild"

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His woman voice is as fake as you could imagine. And you need to have some balls to be public about how a tranny impregnated you while playing petrend yourself
 
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Hey ladies, you all put "biological woman" under your profiles, right? That's totally a thing that all women do, right?

I'm a woman and I absolutely put that on my profile!

(Though when I signed up for my local gun club, I accidentally put my gender as "male." I emailed them about this mistake and they said that I was the one who put it and they definitely sideeyed me but didn't want to say anything. I assured them that I was a woman and I said, "And yes, I was born a woman too.")
 
kiwirevolving said:
>new Final Fantasy 14 expansion gets announced
>like the post announcing it
>naturally get more FF14 posts on my X
>first post I see is from a tranny called Jordan who is in "Twitch's Women's Guild"
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I would love to see a betting pool on which community has a higher peak mass of troonery: Magic the Gathering or Final Fantasy XIV.
 
kiwirevolving said:
MTG doesn't let troons who are close in their 30's portray themselves as petite as XIV lets them (cat girls and lizard girls specifically)
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Very true, FFXIV is like an AGP test ride and when combined with the infectious nature of discord you wind up watching in confusion as half your free company troons out.
Dante Alighieri said:
I'm gonna have to say FF14 beats MTG on troons per capita while MTG wins on total troons.
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I thought this over for five minutes and I think you're on to something.
 
Lord Of Shit said:
Christ, now I know I'm old. When I was last into MTG, no one had ever even heard about "trans" nonsense, let alone seen one.

And pulling a Black Lotus out of a booster pack is pretty awesome. Oh, well...
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I remember reading somewhere a MTG Group who were bragging that since the founding of their group they now had 3 women in the group. I want to point out no one new had joined.
 
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Frums is a tranny rhythm game artist from Seattle, Washington (source, no archive) who has made a lot of well known songs. But that's kind of besides the point.
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Cross posting this CH because holy shit (literally), this guy is rancid even by troon standards. If he's saying/doing this publically wtf has he got in his closet?
 
A communist troon celebrates the fact Botswana has decriminalized same-sex relationships. Same commie troon has a Fansly where he begs people to plow his asshole. Maybe he can head to Botswana to get that neg hole pozzed by some hung Botswanan beauties?
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Africans, clearly, had no concept of homophobia until the evil white men arrived. That's why 'down low' behaviour is so praised, elevated, and respected in dey communities.
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USSR abolished prostitution, but don't let this troon who wants his ass plowed tell you that.
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Asking the REAL questions:
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I agree: what better way for a white troon to extend a helping hand AND experience diversity like getting that neg hole pozzed? Bend over and repent for your daily reparations.
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Indeed, it's weird how they were free from British influence for decades and didn't start having pride parades off the bat.

A user here laments how the Philippines once had strong, proud female leaders and non binary genders and how they unfairly lost it all to Spanish patriarchy:
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Well gosh, it really would be great if you could NAME these 'non cis' leaders, since you're so much more educated and all.
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The sad thing is, the troon is actually a decent painter. Imagine if he focused his efforts on this vs selling pictures of his asshole and begging for money like a cheap OF whore.
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Here's our lovely communist, filthy mirror and all, ready to lead the labour movement to new heights.
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Here is his locked Fansly, but you can see what kind of services he offers to the working class. You might not get potholes filled or new sidewalks built, but you can empty your loads into that backend and make a balding tranny happy.
 
A gayden (i.e., a straight girl) rejoices in having homophobic slurs flung in her direction - provided, of course, that such an interaction took place. But of course, we all know that trannies and Redditors will spin any interaction they have in order to present themselves as the victor, so I'm sure what actually happened is that after they drove away, she crumpled into a ball of shoulder-shaking sobs at the very mortifying ordeal of being seen by other people.
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hit a milestone today! got called the f-word for the first time.​

actually just laughing about this because it's like something out of a movie.
so i was walking through my town (originally in redneck country, now large enough to have a decent population of progressives) and i reached an intersection as a car comes to a rolling stop. i'm reasonably skittish around cars, because people are volatile idiots, so i hesitated for a second to ascertain whether it was safe to cross.
the inbreds in the car took my caution as a sign of weakness, i suppose, because the driver hollered,
"go right ahead, gay boy!"
now, i have audio processing issues, so what i heard was, "go right ahead!- unintelligible "
so i, oblivious, crossed in front of this car, and after i'd passed it, the driver, presumably frustrated over my lack of reaction, punctuated her previous statement: "fcking f****!"
it was then that the first sentence finally clicked. i managed to keep a straight face until the car was out of sight, and then i burst out laughing. she'd been trying to attack my self-esteem and inadvertently managed to do the complete opposite. sometimes the jokes write themselves.
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A post-op poon believes that only those with certain credentials ought to have an opinion on pediatric transition, invoking the ever-faithful mantra of "trust the experts" - arguably the secular equivalent of "trust in God's plans" - as her justification for ignoring any dissidence from lesser qualified people. Now, next question, OP: do you even trust the experts who flagrantly disagree with your stance and believe that their colleagues are at best, misguided, and at worst, predatory? Or are they somehow not good enough for you, either? Answer quickly!
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Unless you are a trained medical professional, your opinion on trans youth care DOES NOT MATTER​

These days everyone and their momma, cis and trans, has an opinion on trans minors medical treatment. Nearly all of these people have never come face to face with anybody who transitioned in childhood. They hear ragebait from the internet, and form their opinions based on feelings, not facts.
Luckily for trans minors, decades of psychiatrists, pediatric endocrinologists, and other medical professionals have been studying early onset gender dysphoria and transsexualism in youth. They see thousands of young people afflicted with this condition, and they have found out what leads to the best outcomes.
So if you are not a trained expert who works with trans young people, your opinion on their medical care means nothing. I don't care if you think they should get surgery at 10 years old or that they should be sent to conversion therapy. If you aren't fully educated on the topic, which I am pretty sure none of us on this sub are, our opinions mean nothing.
I trust the experts. With everything, not just this topic. Decades of experience are much more powerful than internet misinformation.
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And since the last OP believes that only some kinds of people are permitted to have an opinion, here's a FTM biologist who likely fits the pedigree she expects, especially as this one's willing to use her education to expedite the euphemism treadmill by taking aim at the use of "biological" to represent "natal." Is anyone else excited for when the two sexes become "those who shed uterine lining" and "those who must turn their heads and cough"?
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I hate the words “biological male/female”​

There are many reasons to hate this kind of phrasing of course, especially when it’s used by transphobes, but bear with me for a second.
I think most of us are aware of the fact that using so-called “biology” and chromosomes to explain someone’s “biological s3x” is a bunch of bullshit. In nature, there’s plenty of combinations of chromosomes and hormones that can result in many different phenotypes, but this is not the only reason why I don’t like this kind of wording.
Being transgender is something completely natural, it happens in the natural world more often than we think. Therefore, if I NATURALLY am a trans man, would that not make me biologically a man?
Biology is much more complex than what the average person thinks, and it doesn’t only refer to “automatic” processes like gene expression, but there’s entire branches such as neurobiology and ethology that study, for example, behavior (source: I’m a biologist), and I am tired of seeing people with high school level biology knowledge use the word “biological” so randomly.
I know there are probably some linguists and sociologists in this sub so I’d love your input on the topic!
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Here's a real schizopost for you guys: a drunken tranny hates women so much that he sincerely believes that vulvas are less hygienic than assholes and is furious at the notion of having to drop several thousand grand for "a stupid stinky worthless sex organ that won't let (me) plap twinkhons." Given that nobody is holding him at gunpoint to get a stinkditch, what's stopping OP from merely making peace with his princess wand? Why, it's because OP wants to be a mother and have a uterus to call his own, and a penis seems to get in the way of such goals. Buddy, with the way you're going, a uterus transplant will be far less of a priority for you than a liver transplant - but hey, whatever helps you sleep at night...
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Could we win the war? Calling all pooners and schizos​

I'm not bottom dyphoric I'M NOT BOTTOM DYSPHORIC. CIS WOMEN ARE DISGUSTING. Nasty fucking vaginas with fermented piss and bacteria and yeast that if it gets bad enough hygenically it will make your dick burn from all the toxins and bacteria. smells fucking disgusting and is hard to give head to compared to dick and ass. it's literally so much nastier than fucking a dirty shit filled asshole bc at least you can rinse that off and not have it sting. buttholes are also so cute. 60-80% of the population has herpes, does that mean we should all get an STD? no. ofc not. vaginas are stds. as a trans woman nothing is wrong with me. CIS PEOPLE ARE THE PROBLEM. I pass, I'm pretty, idc if I'm drunk I shouldn't need a 30k surgery for a stupid stinky worthless sex organ that won't let me plap twinkhons when I only actually care about being a mom and having a uterus. if anything make me a hermaphrodite. I will be a queen and my pooner army will work with me to erase this mistake from the gene pool and help us have cloacas, all I ask is that you give me a womb and the potential to mother offspring. how can we be dysphoric as trans women if vaginas no longer even exist?
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As this HSTS blossoms into the flower of the woman he was always meant to be, he's coming to some serious reservations he has about his husband. You may wonder: why, does he beat him? Steal from him? Has he committed the unthinkable? No, you see, the real problem lies in OP's husband not treating him as if he's royalty: "I want princess treatment, I want care and security, I want a soft and beautiful life that reflects how soft and beautiful I feel inside," he writes. "I know there are men out there who would worship at my feet and give me everything I want." Such entitlement made me curious as to how regal OP really is, and lo and behold, did you know he's an OnlyFans flasher who posts pictures of his dirty feet on Twitter? Hm, call me crazy, but that hardly strikes me as behavior you'd expect from a princess.
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i don't know if I should stay married anymore :/​

Hi y'all! I'd love to hear from anyone who was/has been in a committed relationship pre-transition that you stayed in while transitioning!
TDLR: I'm not sure that my marriage feels quite right anymore, and I don't think my husband was ever prepared to be with a woman.
Here's what I'm feeling right now:
My husband (he's 34, genderqueer) and I (30, transfemme) have been together 11 years and some change. We met when I was 19 and we've been together since and he has seen me through every iteration of my gender journey. He's queer and pansexual so we've never had a sort of "I'm not into girls or enby folx" issue and he's very very supportive. We got married about a year ago and I think that set forth a lot of change in my life. Since then I've started HRT, quit my job, started a whole new career path, and have started dating again for the first time since before COVID. For context, we are open and I've definitely had sex with other people during the time we've been together (as has he), but I've started dating as woman now and - as you all have probably experienced - it's very very different. I wouldn't say I'm attracted to a different type of man physically, but I am starting to expect men to treat me differently. I want princess treatment, I want care and security, I want a soft and beautiful life that reflects how soft and beautiful I feel inside, and how I look on the outside now. He does his best, but he doesn't make a lot of money and he has never been with a woman besides me so he's lacking in the chivalry department I guess? It's hard to explain because I still love him very very much, but it is beginning to feel more like friendship or even sponsorship than a mutually romantic relationship.
Now, I'm beginning to look back on our relationship and notice little things he used to say or things I would do because he liked me a certain way. When I first started to wear makeup (yeaaarrrrrsss ago) he drunkenly made me promise I wouldn't "get a vagina", when I used to want to shave my legs or my chest he would say "but I like your body hair", the first time I bought a wig I thought I looked pretty in he said I didn't look like me and he liked "my real hair", and recently when we were looking a pictures of us from just a couple years ago he said "wow you look really unhappy, I'm sorry I didn't notice" and that kind of broke me. I'm starting to feel like I put my transition off for him unknowingly? To be honest, I didn't start taking HRT until another man I met and was super into told me I'd look good with tits (and he was right LMAO), even though I had been thinking about starting for months at that point. It's kind of embarrassing to think that either I started transitioning because a man I had just met could see me clearer than my own husband?
Now, I'm kind of starting to get the ick about little things: him not opening doors for me, him complaining about how much laser or lashes and nails cost (things that feel gender affirming for me), and other little stuff that really doesn't fucking matter LOL so I wonder why I get so turned off. When I think about it, he's really not even my type at all - even though he does treat me well and he's very very sweet (I want that to be super clear he is a great husband) and so I am feeling a wedge or something growing? The last fight we had (which are not frequent) I ended up saying something like "If we were dating and you acted this way, I wouldn't be seeing you again" and that really hurt his feelings. For me, I wasn't trying to say something hurtful, but instead I kind of realized that he's not really my type, he doesn't meet my standards (which are very very high), and I know there are men out there who would worship at my feet and give me everything I want so? I don't know? It feels unfair for both of us to stay in a relationship that's kind of not doing it for me anymore?
Has anyone else experienced something like this? Does it sound like I'm crazy or entitled? Most of all I really really love him and being with him saved my life full stop, but now that I have survived my 20's and everything it tried to throw at me and I'm finally becoming the woman I always wanted to be I can't help but feel like I'm outgrowing this relationship and I don't want to keep either of us stuck in something that's not right for us.
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Finally, for any lurking doodz who need some advice on how to better sell your grossplay: clench your ass so tightly, you look as if you suffer from chronic constipation.
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CLENCH UR CHEEKS TO PASS​

Yall trust.
I realized that cis men be clenched up all the time. Ya know that meme of a frog standing - like that.
And other people posted about this that went viral so I realized
If you walk around clenched up, it pulls your pelvis forward. And cis men mannerisms lowkey is walking kinda dick first.
And I noticed in a lot of tips to pass it’s “studying mannerisms” of cis men but like what’s an example of that: clenching ur cheeks
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