ChinkMoot turned it into reddit with less steps when they started banning people for racism on any board except /b/. Like what's even the point if you can't larp and start a shit flinging contest between people from the Balkans or get them all gang up on the Turkish.
For some reason this reminded me a lot of that cringe Pokemon video someone made for him a few years back, I wonder if it was the same person that did that one. The one where there was a Machamp in sunglasses reminding people they could name a Pokemon for $25 or some shit. I can't find a clip, but I'm sure some of yall know what I'm talking about.
Speaking of detractor submissions, can anyone give me the lore, if there is any, regarding that "President" slide he shows on stream all the time? It's conveniently cut off at the bottom so "DENT" is all that's showing of the word, which I can't imagine being a coincidence. I'm sure this had to have been pointed out to him the first time he ever showed it on stream, but he continues to use it anyways.
That always seemed weird to me, and I always wondered whateva happened there.
Anyone genetics would struggle to handle aging if:
1) They drank alcohol everyday
2) They got stressed every day because nudniks on Twitter make fun of them
3) They had to wrangle enough money out of the dents each day otherwise they risk losing everything
4) They were addicted to spending and as a result every day there was a loop of gain money > waste all of it > cope with alcohol and twitter
5) They had to play games every day to entertain retards even though they don't like gaming anymore
6) They had to worry about not looking too stupid otherwise people will make TIHYDPs
His life is such hell i'm surprised he did not age even faster
I think that he doesn't understand finances on a fundamental level. He's constantly in a state of either destitute (bills are due and exceed his balance) or nigger rich (bills two weeks away and a grand in his account).
One of the most interesting parts of being a parent is watching as your literal child surpasses the mental acuity of a 40-something machoor adult. It hits home just how monumentally stupid he is since even young children can be taught the concept of saving pocket money for the future. He's not just like a dumb coworker or a loveable oaf who still manages to keep his house in order, he's legitimately special needs. He is very, very lucky that he managed to have developed the instinct to act like an adult, because he'd otherwise be pooping in his hand and throwing it at the wall (note we don't have proof that he doesn't in fact do this).
It is wild to me how hard his narcissism works to protect his ego. What do I mean by that? Allow me to explain. Let me give you two things we hear from Phil all the time.
"If you're enjoying the game make sure you show up, engage and support!"
And...
"I don't understand why no one is here, no one is talking to me, and support is low..."
These are things Phil says all the time in various ways. Now if your IQ is above that of the mold colony growing on an old piece of bread you can probably follow this very simple chain of logic. Phil asked people to show up, engage, and support games they like, ergo if attendance, engagement and/or support are low then people clearly are not enjoying the content. I'm not even sure you can call it "connecting the dots" as these particular dots are so close that they are practically overlapping, a child could put this together, hell even a Somalian could figure this one out. And yet... Phil has spent hours, if not days, rambling on his prestream about how it's the hype dying down or the algo isn't blessing him or why games are just bad now (they used to be blockbuster cultural events d00d) or how what works for others doesn't work for him, just an endless stream of meaningless drivel with the sole purpose of protecting his own ego from the fact that he isn't successful because he isn't putting out content people want to watch. A leap of logic akin to stepping over a crack in the sidewalk and yet to Phil you might as well be asking him to vault over the Grand Canyon.
It's why I love watching this dude. His brain is a lemon to begin with, but he soaks it in gin, poisons it with his dopamine addictions, feeds it slop and weight loss meds, deprives it of sunlight and socialization then fires it up and rubs those two neurons together as hard as he can and uses every last bit of energy he can wring out of them to protect his ego whilst doing absolutely nothing to actually rectify the situation that warranted it. He has no skills to do anything but try to protect his ego, poorly (given his general intelligence or lack thereof), and no ability to actually do the things that would improve his life so he wouldn't need to spend so much time and energy coping and saving face. He is stuck in this eternal decline until the end and I cannot look away.
I am a firm believer in the fact he has worn a bra, in fact I've posted what I believe is proof from last fall, however I don't think that's what we're seeing here. It looks like a crease in the shirt to me unless I'm not seeing something. I think he stopped wearing it and started either being so delusional he doesn't think he needs it or just wears clothing that covers up his tits now.
Here he seems to be fixing his shirt, worried we'll see the vest he's wearing
See that fat mashed into his armpit? Why is it like that? I really don't know what it would be if not fat being mashed out of his tits from a gyno vest or something.
