🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 484 31.0%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 584 37.5%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 271 17.4%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 35 2.2%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 59 3.8%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 126 8.1%
  • Total voters
    1,559
BigfordChungusington9000X said:
We were all in the middle of typing out the same post at the same time.
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a great sign that at 1AM EST on a wednesday morning that there are still several people monitoring
SchizoDaemon said:
I don't understand how one guy is able to abuse YouTube's reporting system so much and them to just ignore it.
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when you spread it out between 20 alts and a few janny minions, it makes it seem like its a bunch of people and not just one.
 
Ralph's Unfinished Church said:
I like how Jer pretends to be a trad chad childless-dad by saying he has Heather under a "no hair ties, only sundresses" rule but in in half the photos she's got her hair tied back and every photo in which you can see her lower half she's wearing jeans
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It's worse, the "hair down, sundresses only" dress code wasn't for his wife, it was for the pack of Ukrainian refugee sister wives he wants to import to live in his compound.
 
YOU CAN'T STOP THE SIGNAL JER! YOU CAN'T STOP THE KEELSTREAM!
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Axel said:
Always keeping alcohol in his system, he's just slurring because his bac is never under the legal limit anymore

I was wondering cant they multi platform stream? Imagine the seethe if they livestreamed on rumbull and kick simultaneously. If they get even 100 extra viewers it could probably have him go even further beyond a coping malding hambly... a super dee duper hamseether.
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If you multistream Kick gives you less money. The only reason I know this is because DSP kept getting warnings from Kick for trying to game the system while multistreaming.
 
At some point if you have too much buffs in life those buff will become debuffs. Would man who needs to work for living spend 10k on worthless Pokemon cards?
No!
Jer is classic spoiled brat. His parents never told him no . He has no self-control .He was sheltered from consequences of his bad decisions. He thinks he is hot shit. He is extremely sensitive when it comes to criticism....
And now when he is running out of shekels he is melting down. Because he will be forced to stop buying useless junk.
 
Fastest Hand In The East said:
I think it's on everyones mind, but I cannot undestate the irony of left-wing coffee shop being great place to go while "coffee by the right-wing trad freedom fighter" turned out to be a scam.
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That's true but its also funny whenever you see the left wing coffee shop making bank off its markup while purporting its "fair trade" goyim branding. Usually the currency exchange from their third world source makes the exchange anything but fair trade. There wouldn't be "left wing" coffee shops or "right wing" coffee grifts if there wasn't a snarky, foamy price markup on coffee.

If anything, it just solidifies the moral rationalizations people have to grift off addictive behaviors.
Also Null, I hate to say it but cafe bustelo really sucks.
 
Oxyjen said:
How did Jeremy Hambly or more likely *his Mossad handler* know about the Trump staged assassination attempt *before it happened* ???
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So, yeah, I know you're being "cute" but there are now likely so many people genuinely preparing (or planning) for a Trump assassination you can't really play the "oooooh they're talking about it before it went public, they must have known, ooooooooh super-sekrit conspiracy HNNNNGH!" thing anymore. No, there's no secret conspiracy to murder Trump. For one thing, they're pretty open about wanting him dead now, no need for secrecy. For another, they're not nearly organized enough to keep it a secret or smart enough to try. Finally, there's so many people eager/willing to do it, you can't really call it a conspiracy anymore.

You could call it "literal, actual terrorism masquerading as a political party," but that might be a little too on-the-nose for the peanut gallery here to cope with. :story:
 
Everyone in this thread should make a point to watch the entire ren faire 2 hour video with or without commentary, the clips don't do it justice he is basically creep shotting and
narrating his perversions the entire time within ear shot of his prey some of whom are pre pubescent children. Really never seen anything like this, Jer would be a stealth cummer if his dick worked
 
Velanna said:
I must have missed it but how did we go from one bull to another? How did we decide it was the RC car guy?
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We didn't "go from one bull to another." We just assume she's fucking every man she's come into contact with based on how she acts flirty with every single one. Except for Jeremy, of course.
 
Historical Strelkov said:
That's true but its also funny whenever you see the left wing coffee shop making bank off its markup while purporting its "fair trade" goyim branding. Usually the currency exchange from their third world source makes the exchange anything but fair trade. There wouldn't be "left wing" coffee shops or "right wing" coffee grifts if there wasn't a snarky, foamy price markup on coffee.

If anything, it just solidifies the moral rationalizations people have to grift off addictive behaviors.
Also Null, I hate to say it but cafe bustelo really sucks.
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I love Null, but in my experience, Cafe Bustelo is the coffee you keep in the back of the pantry for when you're out of your regular coffee, but you're reticent to drink it because it's gonna run through your guts like Jer trying to go anywhere without Imodium. Maybe it's my constitution that sucks, but I've always found Cafe Bustelo too bitter/sour from tannins.

Also @Null sorry for the tag but if you haven't watched James Hoffman already, this coffee faggot actually has my favorite way to make coffee that only requires a French press and takes only three minutes to explain it. It's best with fresh ground beans but it works just fine with whatever you got lying around (except maybe the weird Pippa Pipkin hamster bedding coffee). A little steamed milk is great too and can be done while waiting for the coffee to steep.

I really don't get the coffee grift with Jer. Did he just hop on because he wanted to compete with conservative grifting brands like Black Rifle despite making CBC explicitly apolitical? Was it just another grift opportunity after buying and repackaging Player One Coffee? He doesn't seem particularly knowledgeable about coffee or invested in the enjoyment of it, from what I can tell. He probably cuts his with his trademark vodka water or those tiny bottles of Fireball at this point.
 
Spooky Dogwood said:
If you multistream Kick gives you less money. The only reason I know this is because DSP kept getting warnings from Kick for trying to game the system while multistreaming.
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Cant flake just "live react" to their stream on rumble? Would that be a work around? He doesnt even have to show his face he can just react to it while its playing on his end of the stream?
 
thebigdream said:
I really wonder why YouTube is so in bed with him. I know he has a YouTube rep and all, but I wonder if him blowing so much money on their advertising puts him in a special tier of creator, like a whale tier. I suppose it makes business sense to nuke small channels if it means he keeps blowing half his mortgage on advertising shorts
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Maybe he's a 'safe' type of conservatism and news reporting. In essence, he might be controlled opposition because he shames the brand and morals as he really doesn't believe in them, and he gets nothing done nor really encourages anything except spending money on him.
 
I think the reason that Jeremy has so much pull with YouTube is not because he has 18 channels, or one with ~2 million subscribers, but the fact that he is likely one of YouTube's most profitable clients. He has spent hundreds of thousands of dollars on YouTube advertising promoting his own videos.

I really think this may be why they take down whatever he wants them to.

I bet he has been putting 80% of whatever he has gotten from YouTube right back into their pockets.
 
Baklava said:
I've always found Cafe Bustelo too bitter/sour from tannins.
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It gave me a migraine just drinking my normal amount.
MY NERVOUS SYSTEM WAS UNDER ATTACK BY THE BROKE-DICK FARMS, IF YOU REALLY WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ABOUT IT BISH.

Funny how you mentioned BRCC because "Just Black" is actually a really excellent coffee as far as "boosted energy per cup".
The interesting thing is there really are only a few "levels" of coffee quality.
1. Folgers/Instant dirt trash that makes me want to say "nah i'm good actually".
2. Low quality brown chalk that you have to drink 5 cups and then its not worth it.
3. Most Coffee that "does the job" for 10-12 dollars a bag at the grocery. (when not on sale)
4. The highest end rich guy stuff carefully selected by a hipster with poor life choice tattoos wearing a denim apron featuring leather straps.
N/A: Whatever Starbucks puts in their coffee that somehow makes the caffeine boost last unnaturally long like how Vyvanse is d-amphetamine bonded to L-Lysine so when your body's enzymatic function breaks those bonds the amphetamine is released over longer intervals.
 
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