Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

Who passes better as a woman?

  • Autphag:

    Votes: 36 9.9%
  • Robert Wayne Stiles

    Votes: 327 90.1%

  • Total voters
    363
So you're lying about going to North Korea
No, because there are no formalized visa requirements as migration is virtually never undertaken voluntarily and visitor's visas for travel purposes are only instantaneous due to third-parties and requirements-waivers for those organizations, if I'm defecting, the imprimatur changes entirely.

fucking STUDY about the country on a cursory level, not this "oh i've heard one tourist talk about Juche" crap, make a few inquiries, and THEN YOU'LL SEE HOW THIS MIGHT PAN OUT PENDING YOU HAVE A PLAN LIKE MINE.

IN ANY CASE, THE CLAIM WAS NOT "I'M MOVING TO NORTH KOREA", THE CLAIM WAS "I'M ATTEMPTING TO DEFECT TO NORTH KOREA", IMPLYING A CHANCE OF FAILURE, BUT THIS IS LITERALLY THE ONLY OPPORTUNITY I HAVE LEFT THANKS TO THE HASELGROVES.

I'M NOT GIVING YOU COACH ORDER TIMES SO YOU CAN AMBUSH ME AND WHEN I DO END UP IN LONDON MY ROUTE-PLANNING WILL BE TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS BECAUSE I DONT TRUST YOU WON'T USE GOOGLE MAPS' TRACKING ALGORITHMS TO DETERMINE WHERE I'LL WALK AND THUS AMBUSH ME THERE, THE AMBERITE LITTLE BASTARD WHO WANTS TO SEE ME ROT IN CARSTAIRS ON THYROTOXIC LITHIUM AND HAVE ME MISDIAGNOSED A PAEDO, BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT I CAN'T PREDICT HOW MY DISCUSSIONS WITH AMBASSADORIAL STAFF WILL GO. YOU FUCKING RETARD, RETARD, MEXICAN OVERACHEIVING RETARD.
 
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There is no fucking way you will be able to sit the 10 hours from Edinburgh to London.

Trust me, I've done the Glasgow-London route by bus and it's fucking TEDIOUS.
 
fuck my compressor only got it to 1.12 GB

time to find an alternative video outlet although it's better than uploading nearly 2GB and the quality seems eh... fineish
 
I'M NOT GIVING YOU COACH ORDER TIMES SO YOU CAN AMBUSH ME AND WHEN I DO END UP IN LONDON MY ROUTE-PLANNING WILL BE TO ASK FOR DIRECTIONS BECAUSE I DONT TRUST YOU WON'T USE GOOGLE MAPS' TRACKING ALGORITHMS TO DETERMINE WHERE I'LL WALK AND THUS AMBUSH ME THERE, THE AMBERITE LITTLE BASTARD WHO WANTS TO SEE ME ROT IN CARSTAIRS ON THYROTOXIC LITHIUM AND HAVE ME MISDIAGNOSED A PAEDO, BUT THE TRUTH IS THAT I CAN'T PREDICT HOW MY DISCUSSIONS WITH AMBASSADORIAL STAFF WILL GO. YOU FUCKING exceptional individual, exceptional individual, MEXICAN OVERACHEIVING exceptional individual.

I really doubt you're going to North Korea

You're lying once again
 
What does your mom think of you going to North Korea?
The BENEFIT IMPOSTOR WHO USED ME A MEAL-TICKET FOR HER DISINGENUOUS DEVICES basically just rambled and moaned without context as to why it was necessary and gave me her delusional lines about trusting the British system, however, she admires my conviction and passion and believes I am right-in-the-head enough, barring my "Aspie oddities", to make this decision, although she thinks personally that they'll turn me away.

I said, "if nothing else, they could give me a new Kim Il Sung badge and a few Juche materials, eh? A small parting present for making the effort" in my sarcastic style, and walked off. They know I'm serious when I'm dressed in my best court-suit, something I don't do too often but have increasingly done in the last week; when my ego is attacked, I compensate for it in other ways, and Cuntster had been trying to reduce me to a miniscule morsel of the person I am.

I really doubt you're going to North Korea

You're lying once again
You're saying that to make me rage and it's not gonna work, I've run out of energy.

I don't know shit about London but I'll identify the cockney all-lifers with experience and get their directions. My step-dad advised me on how it is one gets directions from the natives of a place as he used to travel semi-frequently around Britain, typically Scotland and North England.
 
You're saying that to make me rage and it's not gonna work, I've run out of energy.

I don't know shit about London but I'll identify the cockney all-lifers with experience and get their directions. My step-dad advised me on how it is one gets directions from the natives of a place as he used to travel semi-frequently around Britain, typically Scotland and North England.

We're not going to ambush you.

If anything we're going to plant fake evidence of you being a Western spy for the USA in order to get your chances of entering North Korea sabotaged.
 
You're saying that to make me rage and it's not gonna work, I've run out of energy.

I don't know shit about London but I'll identify the cockney all-lifers with experience and get their directions. My step-dad advised me on how it is one gets directions from the natives of a place as he used to travel semi-frequently around Britain, typically Scotland and North England.

You'll get beaten up and have your phone stolen upon arrival. :)
 
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So London is just like Toronto or New York City? Just with more CCTV's?

There are a lot of criminals and beggars there. The last time I was there though I was with a local who knew his way around and was able to help me, so no, I didn't have anything stolen.
 
Your revenge fantasies are telling of how right I was about you :)

No, if you have an expensive phone it is likely to get stolen if you keep waving it about. There are a lot of Romani gangs and beggars in London. Trust me, I have friends in the Greater London area who warned me last time I was down there.
 
There are a lot of criminals and beggars there. The last time I was there though I was with a local who knew his way around and was able to help me, so no, I didn't have anything stolen.

When I went to visit Toronto I just stayed around the Korean/ Cuban side of town so I wouldn't have to worry about too much crime. During my time there I was lucky no one wanted to mess with me.
 
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No, if you have an expensive phone it is likely to get stolen if you keep waving it about. There are a lot of Romani gangs and beggars in London. Trust me, I have friends in the Greater London area who warned me last time I was down there.
Nobody wants me cheap Alcatel or my highly-scratched 5th Generation entry-market Kindle which is flamboyantly coloured to look as faggy as possible; I got a skin donated by mother recently.
 
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