DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Is DSP taking Ozempic/GLP-1 to lose weight?

  • Yes

    Votes: 183 82.4%

  • No

    Votes: 39 17.6%
  • Total voters
    222
  • Poll closed .
This current washington pahlitics cope segment makes me miss DSPolitics, honestly. A pity that triggered his shitlib whales into turning witholder, I honestly loved deep-think politics takes from the word's most prolific hermit e-beggar. Some real gems in there
 
Jesus he's going to try and order the mandalorian and grogu mclop meal. These FOMO trash tie in random fast food slop combos are perhaps the most retarded and dentmented bit of consoomerism I've seen, literally children's meals for manbaby adults, and phil's diving into it like scrooge mcduck into a pool of greasy, lukewarm fast food

e. and we're getting the 'skydivers and mountain climbers have easy stress free lives, dood, unlike busy, struggling e-hermit shut ins like me dood' cope loool
 

I would LOVE for him to tell us how he's not describing himself. He has fallen ass-first into money and comfort his whole life. He's never worked for any of it. His life is the definition of skating by and what did it do to him? He's a scared little faggot. Also he's feelin real self conscious of the moobs this morning.

He admittedly leaves his house once a week. "If I have to go to a restaraunt to have an experience of driving I can't have at home." Okay, first of all, HUH???? And second when was the last time that happened come on. DoorDashes every meal that isn't Costco frozen slop, get real dude.

Yeah okay bud. We just spent 45 minutes eye-fucking chat waiting for someone to ask you questions and make your content for you but now all the sudden he doesn't have time to tell us how his life has had any struggle of any kind. Pushback on my stupid rant? Time to play the game!
 
Ralof-of-Cringewood said:
Jesus he's going to try and order the mandalorian and grogu mclop meal. These FOMO trash tie in random fast food slop combos are perhaps the most retarded and dentmented bit of consoomerism I've seen, literally children's meals for manbaby adults, and phil's diving into it like scrooge mcduck into a pool of greasy, lukewarm fast food
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And you just know he's going to complain about it being slop. Yeah dood!!!! And your dumb ass bought it!!
 
Ralof-of-Cringewood said:
This current washington pahlitics cope segment makes me miss DSPolitics, honestly.
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We in the autistic-gaming style politics community are sorely missing his nuance and genius! Nobody ever thinks to examine food banks, only an ebeggar could catch them asking for certain foods.

He literally titled his video "My BASED Take SLAPS" or something lol
 
Remember: Phil does not need glasses.
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Ralof-of-Cringewood said:
Jesus he's going to try and order the mandalorian and grogu mclop meal. These FOMO trash tie in random fast food slop combos are perhaps the most retarded and dentmented bit of consoomerism I've seen, literally children's meals for manbaby adults, and phil's diving into it like scrooge mcduck into a pool of greasy, lukewarm fast food
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Dave: I'm not ordering the KPop Demon Hunters McSlop meal because it'll be the same shit only with a different skin on it, nobody fucking cares about the movie now anyway
Also Dave: I GOTTA ORDER THE PEDRO PASCAL AND GLUP SHITTO MEAL FOR DSP TRIES IT, THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

It's FOMO tie in trash either way, but the double standards are amusing.
 
Ralof-of-Cringewood said:
This current washington pahlitics cope segment makes me miss DSPolitics, honestly. A pity that triggered his shitlib whales into turning witholder, I honestly loved deep-think politics takes from the word's most prolific hermit e-beggar. Some real gems in there
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Funny thing is this was in 2024, shortly after Phil started accepting all kinds of khantributions that he'll put on his leaderboard after many years of specifically demanding tips because he needs that money now. Thus, Philip is proving he's a changed man.
 
Ayynon69 said:
We in the autistic-gaming style politics community are sorely missing his nuance and genius! Nobody ever thinks to examine food banks, only an ebeggar could catch them asking for certain foods.

He literally titled his video "My BASED Take SLAPS" or something lol
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It was "The King's Based Take COOKS," which is still among the caviars of cringe I have savored the most in my long years watching this tism unfold.

Tomorrow's BUSTING Marathon has some potential for cringe I feel like. He's trying to "own da meme" but as we all know, a true narcissist can never really lean into jokes at their own expense, at least not without it very clearly being forced and making them uncomfortable. We all know Phil still hates that people make fun of him for jerking off on camera. Could lead to some exquisite [screaming internally] moments.

Or it could just be an absolute miserable waste of life to sit through. Probably that.
 
SwiftBucks said:
It's going to be a complete snoozefest like everything else lately. If we are really lucky we might get a mild spiral in the days after.

I predict a peak of 400 viewers and income slightly higher than the regular goals
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Depends on how disability checks are handed out. When I was in the military your paycheck could show up in your checking account anywhere between 12:01AM and 9PM and it bit me in the ass a couple times because I was in my 20's living in Las Vegas so of course it would. I imagine the government isn't any different when it comes to disability checks so if they are dragging their feet there could very easily be a meltdown since the tardbux won't be sent to him instantly.

This buttsting marathon (leave it to Phil to make it sound gayer then streaming himself sucking a cock live) can very easily veer into a disaster stream that ends up with the entire American government earning themselves detractor status.
 
Just got my retardbux check for May, they'll be out tonight and Phil will surely get some of that.

The Megaman "marathons" are all duds. He sits there like a lump playing a game he pretends to like, scanning for money and waiting to get drunk.
 
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